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December 15, 1999
- T-Bob's Texas Reviews:
T-Bob goes back out on the prowl to bring back new reviews of Dreams,
Lipstick, Santa Fe Cabaret, and an update for Sheer D'lite.
December 14, 1999
- GOSSIP!: Gotham goes dry, Downtown
becomes strip-town, "Golden Eyes" opens in Arcadia,
Aftershock Morgan-ized, Fantasy down for the count, Rhino dancers
reject employee status, Anaheim vice goes high-tech, Bob's cleans
house, Gardena wants dancers to pay to play, and Zombie goes
clubbing'.
- Review of StripTease
in Las Vegas: Checkout this review before going to CES next month.
- Reader's Dancer Reviews: After
6 months of procrastination, read reviews of dancers from Hawaii
Theater, Spearmint Rhino (Rialto, Industry, Van Nuys), Flesh, Tropical
Lei, Captain Cream, Deja Vu (Ontario, North Hollywood), TJ's, Body
Shop, Imperial Theater, Strippers, California Girls, Valley Ball, Club
215, Scamps, Ecstasy, PlayPen, Century Theater and Bare Elegance.
December 13, 1999
- Diary: What ever happened to my
Dancer of the Month? If you ever wondered, wonder no more.
December 12, 1999
- Cover Story: Rayne's Club XXXtravagant by
Julia Rubiner
- Media: Tampa bans lap dances.
- zbone.me moves to new host. We hope to bring you new and exciting
features in 2000!
ThanksLapping
November 22, 1999
Z Download Room: Did
you ever need the phone number for a club while not at your computer?
Download all the address and phone numbers for your PDA now!
November 21, 1999
- Cover Story: Cambria is the winning entry
for Kayla's new name.
- T-Bob's Texas Reviews:
T-Bob goes back out on the prowl to bring back new reviews of Cabaret
Royale, Caligula XXI, Club BeBe, The Lodge, and an update for King's
Cabaret.
November 2, 1999
- Cover Story: Kayla from Hawaii Theater
needs a new stage name. Pick the winning name and win FREE laps
dances!
- Dancer of the Month: Victoria
from The Main Attraction in Oceanside.
- Media: Burbank acts to discourage
nude dancing.
Halloween Dances
October 3, 1999
- Dancer of the Month: Alyssa
from Imperial Theater.
- New Club Review: Imperial Theater
features lap room.
- Headlines: Spearmint Rhino goes downtown,
Scamps sold and Exotic Dancer litigation goes to round 2.
- Gossip & Rumors: Porn stars
Zoe and Christina Angel sightings, Body Shop cancels contest, busts
and dry rumors, Rhino charges, and Pleasures gives some.
- Media: Appellate court stands up
for lap dancers.
- Rants & Raves: Signs your
girlfriend may be a dancer.
Back to School Laps
September 22, 1999
- This month, I was too busy going to strip clubs to do much work on
my website. I visited no less than 8 clubs in 3 weeks. Look for some
major updates to my old reviews coming next month. Also look for new
reviews for Vegas.
- Pop Poll: What's the best club lighting?
Do you like to see everything or leave something to the imagination?
- Z Gallery: Check the "Dancer
Central" section for pictures of Remi (from Gold Cup in Houston),
Fire Anne Steele (from Pussycats in Vegas), and Mimi (from
Cheerleaders in Philadelphia).
- Media: LA Times article,
"Naked Cities No More" by Irene Garcia reviews the possible
impending law changes to limit strip clubs in Los Angeles.
- Music Talk: Spooky by Dusty
Springfield is in the spotlight this month. Her sexy voice lives on.
Hot Summer Laps
August 22, 1999
T-Bob's Texas
Reviews: Tired of the clubs in LA? Get ready to hop on a plane for
Texas. T-Bob is the strip club cowboy of Texas who will show you the
way. He's starting with the clubs in Dallas and working through the
rest of the state. Tough job but somebody's gotta do it.
Site Map: Now from the Cover
and Table of Contents pages, you can access the site map. The map is
dynamic and uses frames and will only run with the new versions of MS
Explorer and Netscape browsers.
August 15, 1999
- Cover Story: Will Strip For Food to
become a movie. Coming to a theater near you?
- Media: Women's college lecturer
teaches stripping to students.
- Video Reviews: Fawnia's The
Art of Exotic Dancing Volume 2 is reviewed.
August 6, 1999
- Club Review Updates: Star Gardens goes
trendy and Hollywood Tropicana is KIA.
- Z Gallery: Another picture of Trouble
(DOM August 1999) and Malaya of Deja Vu (North Hollywood) and Korey
(and friend) from Babydolls.
- Rants and Raves: Checkout these
nice tits along with Bert and Ernie learning to read.
August 3, 1999
ID4L
July 24, 1999
- Music Talk: Find out what my
favorite dancer songs are. "Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing"
is in the spotlight. I've even included the lyrics for one of my faves.
July 17, 1999
- Now you can get subscriptions (at the LOWEST prices on the
Internet) of your favorite magazines from
here and help keep this website FREE!
- Headlines: Tarzana bikini bar tries to go
topless.
- Z-Mail Letters: Star Strip 2
complaint, Rayne speaks out for a good cause, Jet Strip and Bare
Elegance compared, Bob's cover, Holiday non-fan, Sacramento club
ordinances, Sahara 3 fan, TJ's mega-complaint, Classy Imperial, Z's
old reviews are no good, 2 complaints about the "get rid of
stripper FAQ", Southern Comfort pros and cons, and Lacy
complaints.
July 9, 1999
- GOSSIP CITY: New and old gossip
about Century laps, Pleasures topless, Seventh Veil goes to bed, clubs
bought, sold, getting ready to open and re-open, busts and more busts,
and Rhino mega gossip.
- Mistress Xena answers some
tough questions about: husband cheating at strip club, asking a dancer
for a date, where to get dancer outfits, does "no" mess up
my relationship, too old to dance, dancer's phone numbers, female
customer has a crush on a dancer, and getting dancers to strip for the
Internet.
- Websites in the Spotlight: The
article, "Burning Down the House", is by a dancer who danced
at a strip club in central Missouri for 2 months. In case you missed
it, "Dance with a Stranger" is the LA Weekly article about
hostess clubs in Los Angeles. "Smoking Gun" has a copy of
the "rules and procedures" given to women working at a New
York City strip club formerly known as Tens. "Strip Clubs
According to a Stripper" is a paper documenting customers, club
conditions, private dances, and a survey of physical abuse towards
dancers.
July 4, 1999
- Harmony is my Dancer of the Month.
She's got booty, booty and more booty. Oh, and she can dance too.
- Very interesting reading in Ask Z:
Probing questions about Rhino's VIP room, stripping without implants,
laid back clubs, paying taxes for dancers, female friendly and nasty
clubs, how old is too old to dance, INS busts, wrestling, nude models,
"nude" booth dance ripoffs, Nastyman whereabouts, loophole
to not pay dancers, and customers getting busted.
Father's Day Laps
June 15, 1999
- Reader's Reviews: Readers get
pumped about dancers from Club Savannah, Spearmint Rhino (Industry),
Pelican Theater, Star Strip 2, 4 Play, Club 215, Strippers, Club Elan,
Deja Vu (Bakersfield), Star Strip and Tropical Lei.
June 8, 1999
Get Your Mother's Day Laps
May 1, 1999
Find Those Easter Egg Laps
April 17, 1999
- Crystal (DOM April 1999) goes topless on the Darkside Z Gallery.
- Media: LA Times reports that
Flamingo will sue Long Beach over strip club ban.
April 12, 1999
- Reader Dancer Reviews: Bare
Elegance, Pleasures, Summer Leigh, Deja Vu (North Hollywood), Southern
Comfort, Spearmint Rhino (Van Nuys), Tropical Lei, 4 Play, Bob's
Classy Lady, Exotica, Star Strip, Spearmint Rhino (City of Industry),
Spearmint Rhino (Rialto), and Cherries.
- Z-Mail Inbox: Finally updated
the end of last year along with this year.
1999 updates include:
"Will Strip For Food" reviews, california shutdown of clubs,
the best of the April Fool's email from SF, Jet Strip review, customer
type #3, Crazy Girls long story, Rhino reviews, Flamingo and Captain
Creams reviews, no "black" club complaint, Gigi fan, poll
suggestion, Maxim Magazine info, Star Strip review, Paris House
review, tattoos and Danceland reviews.
1998 updates include: Star
Strip 2 review, DJVNH dancer complains, ENGNR1 returns, and Leanna
Heart maybe missing.
April 7, 1999
- Headlines: Star Gardens Re-Opens and
Scamps Gets Liquor License.
- GOSSIP City: Busted: Star Strip 2
and Star Gardens. In other gossip, Stallion gets ready to ride in
Torrance, Dino's Showbar goes dry, exotic dancer HIV positive, LA may
restrict tipping dancers (no, this is not April Fools anymore), and
Kern County club busted.
- Z Gallery Update: Take a look at Kayla
from Hawaii Theater, Delicious from Tropical Lei, and Holly (December
1996 DOM) getting a tan near Hollywood.
April 4, 1999
April 1, 1999
St. Patrick Laps
March 15, 1999
- Ask Xena: Xena tackles 2
questions about becoming a dancer, how good looking do you have to be
to get a lap dance, and what happens when accidents happen.
- Media: The LA Times reports on a
proposed new Los Angeles ordinance that would make tipping and lap
dances a thing of the past.
March 10, 1999
March 1, 1999
- Candi from Hollywood Cabaret is my Dancer
of the Month for March 1999.
- New Z-shirts now available!
- GOSSIP CITY! Read all the juicy
gossip on Spice Lady, Star Gardens, Southern Comfort, Club Flesh, Club
215, Temptations, Fantasy Theater, Tropical Lei, Hawaii Theater and
Hollywood Cabaret.
- FAQ Updated: Questions about
Tijuana, newspaper coupons, dress codes, cost of laps, what Z looks
like, how often Z goes clubbing and Z-shirts!
- New Club Sightings... it's out there:
Dino's Showbar, Southern Comfort, Spearmint Rhino (Van Nuys), The
Strip Joint and Sunny's Saloon.

Presidential Laps
February 24, 1999
- "Will Strip For Food": A play co-written and
performed by five real live dancers. Read
the review, then go see the play.
February 8, 1999
- Tanna's interview along with
her tattoo and recent snapshot are now online. Her DOM interview is
one of the most open and frank discussions I've had to date.
- Mistress Xena returns with
answers to tough questions about drug usage, the best way to ask for
more mileage, being overcharged for laps, buying g-strings, secret to
smooth skin, and clothed nude dances.
- RedHot Video sent me a copy of a new video called Red Assed Lap
Dancing, Volume 8, reviewed in the Video
Reviews Section.
- ASSC (alt.sex.strip-clubs) has
moved their IRC Chat room. The new room can now be accessed from
your browser for those not able to use IRC chat.
February 1, 1999
- Tanna is my Dancer of the Month
for February. Don't forget that Valentine's day is this month. Be sure
to bring her something romantic.
- Headlines: Spearmint Rhino Cabaret, Inc.
gets ready to open their new club in Van Nuys.

Welcome to 1999
January 25, 1999
- Headlines: 5 dancers file class action
lawsuit against many Los Angeles strip clubs using independent
contractors.
- Gossip Lead Story: Spearmint Rhino
to open another club in City of Industry.
- New Out of Town Reader reviews
for Wild J's and several New Jersey clubs.
- Finally, a strip club review site for the Bay Area has opened and
now listed in the Resource Section.
January 17, 1999
- Gigi sent me a sexy letter to
add to her page. It got a little too hot for me.
- New pictures of Malaya (Deja Vu, NH), Monica (Industrial Strip), and
Rachel (Venus) in the Dancers of LA section in Z
Gallery. Also, a picture of Cowboy lap dancing for Linda at Venus
for her birthday in the Z Posse section.
January 7, 1999
- You've got a burning question on your lap? You need a dancer's point
of view? Ask Mistress Xena! She
is ready to answer questions from all readers. She's not the type to
hold anything back. Run-up or shut-up!
- Read the OC Register article about Fantasy in Colton losing the
first round to dancers in court in Media
Bites.
January 1, 1999
- Gigi from Men's Club is my Dancer
of the Month for January.
- Do you like to see tattoos on dancers? Tells you that they are the
wild kind? Or are tattoos just a buzz kill? Vote
now!
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