 Sometimes, I've had just about enough
about something or everything and need to vent somewhere. I'll try to keep
it about LA strip clubs, but who knows. It might turn out to be just good
ol' babbling and chanting. Good material for flame mail.
...Must calm down. Damn, this acupuncture treatment.
Signs your girlfriend may be a dancer
October 1, 1999
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Often uses body spray instead of perfume.
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Never available to go out at night during the week and wants to go clubbing
on weekends.
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Closet contains several 6 inch high heel shoes.
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Stalls when telling people her name as if she can't remember it.
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Has calloused hands even though she doesn't play tennis.
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Returns calls on pager and refers to them as "customers".
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Has bruises on legs.
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Large travel bag with a lock in trunk of car.
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Uses Hello Kitty purse.
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CD collection has another female name written on them.
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Has a red kiss tattoo on her ass.
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Pays for things with numerous crinkled singles.
Nice Tits
August 5, 1999
"Oh, sure they're nice,
but are they real?"
Open Sesame Street
August 5, 1999
Bert and Ernie learning to read
labels.
Rants and Raves -- 1995-1996,
1997, 1998, 1999,
2000
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