 Many dedicated
Z Bone readers have submitted their nominations for
Dancer of the Month or just their fave
dancer at their regular club. There's no way for me to go see all of these
dancers but I wanted a way to get the word out to everyone.
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First off, today I went to Hawaii
Theatre. Wow. I've been going to clubs for nearly 18 years all over the
U.S. This was one of the most memorable experiences I've ever had. I haven't
seen mileage like this in nearly 15 years. Tina, who isn't really
my "type" sat at my table shortly after I arrived. She sensed that I wasn't
too interested, but made it clear that she was worth some attention -- not
typical stripper shit, but first rate aggressive tactics combined with a
few well chosen words to make it clear that she knows how to make men happy
and isn't shy about doing it. I'm amazed at what they get away with -- not
that I'm complaining! I was also pleased with the girls doing stage work,
if not their stage technique. But in that dark of a room, the stage does
seem superfluous. Thanks for the recommendation. I saw Kayla on stage
(delicious!) and will have to return to sample her lapping technique too
- as well as a tasty young brunette I saw on stage, though I didn't catch
her name.
Now for other info. A couple weeks ago I went to
[Spearmint] Rhino
Van Nuys. Beatiful club, beautiful girls, rotten service. First off the credit
card lap system is a thing of the past, so I found myself needing to use
their ATM. The ATM didn't work right so it took forty minutes to get my money
and pay out the dancer. To add insult to injury, Rhino's ATM charges you
ten percent of your withdrawal, off the top. Safe to say I won't be returning
there any time soon.
I'd just like to nominate or if you don't accept nominations then i'd just
strongly strongly reccommend a certain Las Vegas dancer for your DOM. Her
stage name is "Sweet T", she is a total goddess. She's asian, 21 years
old, about 5'7", perfectly figured and perfectly enhanced. Porcelin skin
and silky long straight hair. Her attitude simply rules, she always wears
a smile (if little else), she loves what she does and she's very loving all
her own. She's got this adorable babygirl voice and all the rest of these
above qualities are enough to make us guys whip out our wallets (among other
things) faster than you can say "lap dance". Dude, I strongly recommend you
check this honey out at the
Crazy Horse 2 where she
works nights and after a few laps and a good conversation you'll be hard
(no pun intended) pressed NOT to make her a DOM.
Date: Thu 10/7/99 12:12 PM
From: Giggles
[LITLGIGGLES@webtv.net]
Hi, my boyfriend and i have been going to the
spearmint rhino in
rialto for about 2 months now and we both enjoy it a grreat d. The club is
very nice and the girls there are very pretty. I want you to go there and
chekc out one girl in pacific Kalua. She is a bombshell. My boyfriend
alwasy get dances from here. She is so pretty and a great performer. You
can tell she loves her job.
One more thing the girl that i would always get dances from was
Dominuqe.But recently she has changed clubs and has started to work
at a club called Flesh i
think it is in San Berdino. I havent seen snything on your website about
it so i was woundering if you have heard about it or anything.
I was wondering if you have ever experienced one of
[Tropical Lei's]
best dancers, Salina? She's from Jordon, has wonderfully full breast,
lips and hips. She gives the best grinds you can ask for. And if you get
her in the dark corner behind the men's room, there's almost nothing that
she won't do. I think you might want to feature her somewhere on your web
site.
I just wanted to drop another line to ya about the two clubs me and my buddy
went to Tuesday the 6th of September.....We hit The
[Spearmint] Rhino
at about 8ish( This was my first time at The Rhino) and It was alright I
have never been to any clubs during the week, and know I will never do it
again... After about two hours my buddy spotted the holy grail...Her name
was Morgan and is about 5'8"-5'9"ish about 140lbs and a total Cali
Girl look blond hair and blue eyes....and a Alright body...She has a nice
rack...I got the first dance from her and (you know The Rhino) it was total
nude. She was great, Very Friendly and a Great Attitude and willing to talk.
As far as Temptations...We hit that place about 11:30ish...It was
almost as dead as The Rhino...There was only about 4 girls and only two were
worth a look, one of the I would have paid her to keep her clothes on...A
chubby looking gothic chick, Again the Bartender was hella good looking.
I didnt get any dances but Im sure in the right hands It would have been
sweet, Oh by the way On of the DJ's at the club saw my
ZBone T and said he like the site too. Looks
like you got another fan.
Date: Mon 9/6/99 5:04 PM
From: Tamara Linder [tlinder@home.com]
I love [Captain] Cream.
You need to go in again and visit Melia, She's so hot. This girl is
model material. I think she's been offered playboy centerfold twice, and
perfect 10. Very natural beautiful woman at Creams. There is another girl
there named Vivian, who does a great swing dance set very erotic.
Date: Thu 9/2/99 4:38 PM
From: mrboo
Ok, I may be going to
Tropical Lei tonight
(the urge is very great right now if you know what I mean). My long time
regular dancer is Desiree. She's older and not as young and pretty
as some of the new ones, but she pretty much lets me do what I want. I used
to think that she was the nastiest, just like Dallas the other old
pro, but now it seems like 90% of the daytime dancers let you do the stevie
wonder and other nasty things. Last time there was a 24 year old blonde,
busty young thing named...Shannon? I think on saturday day. Very good.
Date: Mon 8/30/99 5:38 PM
From: Nercy
i found a coupld of athletic types in
Deja Vu no. hollywood, last
night: renee, 5'8" blonde 130 lbs. soccer player legs; and spice,
5'5" african american, with killer genetics, buttman butt, broad shoulders,
long legs, etc.
I wish you would keep us all posted on some of the other honeys that work
in the clubs. For example, Raven at
Hawaii Theatre, K.C.,
Jonni and T Monroe at
TJ's, Morgan,
Kitten and Brooke at
The Body Shop.
Michelle at Imperial
Showgirls is worth a trip. 5'11, 39 C, this aint no anorexic-- we're talkin'
'bout a substancial female here. 2 year's a dancer; friendly, likes her job.
Varried on stage, very friendy laps.
The dancer I told you about earlier "Linda" will be dancing tonight
the 18th 6-2AM, and Friday ther 20th from Noon to 6:00 PM. at
Strippers.
Although I agree with your assement of the
[California Girls],
it now has new owners which have invested in serveral improvements. If you
visit the club please interview some else besides Jonny. If you like
blondes try Victoria, for brunettes try Shelly or
Rochelle.
I reccomend Anna At The
Valley Ball as dancer of the month.
Date: Thu 8/12/99 5:59 PM
From: Atlantic
[atlantic3@hotmail.com]
Went to Spearmint Rhino
at City of Industry... Had two girls perform Topeless Lap dances. I don't
remember the first name.....but the second girl.....IllSea...ummm
pronounced...L Cya....or something like that....but It doesn't matter.......she
is HOT...nice body...must be D cups...nicee Anyways....I had 7 dances with
her....Yup...
Just wanted to let you know that I went back to the
Hawaii Theatre again Saturday
night (remember I wrote you about the push waitresses?). I'm usually drawn
towards the blondes, but a beautiful brunette will run circles around most
any blonde in my opinion. Well, Saturday night I met such a girl. Her name
is Destiny and she is truly as sweet on the inside as she is on the
outside. If you happen to go there and forget her name, she's the petite
brunette with the beautiful blue eyes and the most incredible set of NATURAL
tits!!! Not big, but very nice!!!! Don't expect anything nasty on the couch
from her but hey, it doesn't always have to be nasty...does it????
Then there was Alyssa. She is truly a sweetie who loves what she does.
Not a nasty on the couch, not slutty on stage, but very pleasant to chat
with and a great sense of humor. Oh yeah, did I mention that she's tall (5'9")
and blonde with an incredible set of (enhanced) t*ts???
Date: Sun 8/8/99 10:20 AM
From: Whisperman [whisperman@usa.net]
Just got back from LA and hit,
Tropical Lei,
Spearmint
Rhino(Industry) and Hawaii
Theatre. The Hawaii Theater absolutely rules. Met a nice dancer
(Darby) at TL but the action there wasn't even close to HT. SR(I)
was a real nice place but no extras.
Thanks for the tips. You da man. (They talked about you at TL.)
First of all brother I want to tell you that your site just Rocks! It is
very informative and helps me decide where and the hell Im gonna throw my
money. I do have one of your T-shirts and
I must say that I am very impressed with the quailty of it.
Now on to the reason for this letter, I recently went (July 30th) to
Deja Vu Ontario
and had the best lap dance...I think I have found your next Dancer of the
Month. Her name was something like Zeanna it was a real exotic sounding
Mexican Name. Anyways this Girl was hot, I love Mexican Girls and she was
a worth the cash I spent on the lap. She is about 5'2"-5'4" 100lbs-115lbs,
Black hair and a hellva pretty face. She has a killer body...I'd say about
a C-D Cup and they are real.
Oh and by the way I have been to
Club 215 a couple of times
and I even know a couple of the dancers. I feel you could have picked a better
Dancer from there to be Dance of the Month. Vanessa is alright, But there
is a girl there her name is Heaven (last time I checked it may have
changed) and Jade is pretty hot, I do agree that the waitress are
just beautiful and believe me if the were dancers they could make bank!
After a thorough review of your club reviews, I decided to give the
Hawaii Theatre a try last
night. I was very pleased with the appearance of the club when I first entered.
Clean, very comfortable chairs, and lots of ladies. However, my opinion quickly
changed. Not two minutes after I sat down, one of the dancers sat next to
me and did the "haven't you been here before" line. No sooner than she got
the line out, a waitress was all over me asking if I would like to buy the
lady a drink. Over the course of the next ninety seconds (no joke), I was
asked no fewer than five times if I would like to buy her a drink. After
declining all of offers to buy her a drink, I found myself explaining to
the dancer why I didn't want to buy her one. Now I'm not a big spender, but
I'm also not a tight-wad. I did end up getting a dance from a different dancer
and did buy her a drink. But the pestering I got from the waitresses whenever
a dancer got near to me was a real turn-off. If not for the great lap I received
from Michelle, a sweet, natural college girl, the pestering of the
waitresses is almost enought to keep me from going back.
Most of the dancers were a little "big boned" for my taste, but there were
a few who were just right. Overall a very nice experience, but got really
tired of the waitresses. But hey, we've all gotta make a living, right?
I know that Scamps is still
open! Hey I used to go there when it was full nude! Roxy was the best
nude dancer in OC!
I was in the Tropical
Lei last week and things are looking up. Not only have they added some
great looking new dancers, some of their outstanding long-time regular dancers
have returned. My particular favorite, and a definite contender for dancer
of the month is Valerie. She is back at the Tropical Lei, and she
is better than ever! Her soft natural curves and beautiful face will
make any man melt at the sight of this classic beauty. Her lap dances
will give you wet dream fantasies for weeks. You can see Valerie in
person at the Tropical Lei evenings, Monday thru Thursday. Gentlemen,
you owe it to yourself to have a dance (or two or three) from this classic
beauty and very sensual dancer... Valerie!
I followed your expert customer hints for the
(Ecstasy) club in Costa
Mesa. Let me say you were right on the ball...Jordan, the stripper
from Czechoslovackia, is the one to get. She does it all. WOW, it was simply
epic. Keep up the good work...Your site rules...
Date: Tue 7/20/99 12:46 PM
From: DC Fan
I'm just back from a short vacation in LA and cannot rave enough about
Spearmint Rhino's
City of Industry Club. The nasty factor was definitely in the
Tropical Lei zone,
the women were uniformly stunning, the value was outstanding (LOTS of
two-for-ones, even on a Friday night) and the staff and service were excellent.
A waitress even gave me a free soft drink refill when she noticed all my
ice cubes had melted! (No double entendre intended.) My only complaint --
and it's a modest one -- none of the dozen or so dancers I encountered still
had their natural rack left. At the same time, most of them had had silicon,
not salt water, jobs, so they generally felt great.
The dancers of particular note were:
Gia -- A tall, statuesque Swedish blonde with terrific muscle tone,
a great tan, and a superb (albeit enhanced) chest. She was absolutely determined
to see that I left a completely satisfied customer.
Racquel -- A really cute, petite, but wonderfully stacked brunette
(possibly of at least partial Hispanic descent), with a terrific personality
and sense of humor. Your readers will absolutely not believe how old she
is -- talk about well-preserved!
Claudine -- Excellent though somewhat pale blonde with the most
natural-seeming bust, and a very aggressive lapper. Wore a bit too much jewelry
for my tastes, though.
And one tall redhead whose name I forget. But she had a a very sweet, youthful
looking face, a slim figure, and absolutely huge knockers. Her dancing was
nice and aggressive, too. Readers interested in her should get to the club
soon, though. She said she was calling it quits in three months and going
to beauticians' school full time. I strongly encouraged her not to quit her
night job.
Incidentally, both Gia and Racquel strike me as excellent Dancer of the Month
candidates.
I took a couple trips to The
Valley Ball and must say it was a hotter experience than your review
would indicate.
Most, though not all, girls did floor work. Generally the ones that didn't
do floor shows did some nice pole work. There were only two that did nothing
for me. They weren't bad looking, just pushy and not very polished.
The sales pitches for laps were harder than I like. They also have an odd
gimmick. Several girls will parade on stage fully clothed then go into the
audience to pick the lucky recipients of free one minute laps. (I took one
girl up on one and bought a full lap from her, I refused some others too.)
It's sort of a way to avoid blind laps as the lap area is not visible from
the main room at all.
I also got a blind lap from a girl who did a really nasty floor show. Mileage
was high enough I went back for a second a few days later. She wasn't as
frisky (or as drunk) on the second trip. Quality of the girls was a bit higher
the second time than the first. Good mix of natural and 'enhanced' girls
with a variety of styles.
[I recommend] Zoe and She-Ra.
My trips were both on weekday afternoons.
Your review of the PlayPen
in downtown L.A. over a year ago was right on, but times are changing. They
have recently remodeled the lap area to make it more private, although all
but one of the booths are in plain view of the DJ. There is a new drape or
curtain around the two couches, but on busy nights management will peek in
on a fairly regular basis. Most of the dancers are aware of this but will
still give you good mileage while keeping an eye out. The attitude here is
great, 8 times out of 10 when you tell a girl that you are not interested
in lap dance they will tell you "OK, have a nice time", this is the first
place I've heard this. Aside from the fact that this club is not in a very
good location (valet parking is a must) I think this club has come a long
way in the past year and is worth another visit by Z Bone. If you decide
to visit, check out "Natasha" on the couch, you will not be disappointed.
Tell her Chris (the big guy with the gotee) set you.
Date: Sat 6/26/99 1:17 AM
From: [Anonymous by request]
Yo Z, you gotta show some love and make Licorice from
Tropical Lei in Upland
your Dancer of the month. She gives the best lap dances at TL.
Date: Tue 6/22/99 10:01 AM
From: Gabriel
[gabrielm_6@yahoo.com]
I'm a regular at Century
Lounge (don't ask me how that happened) and I just wanted to give you
a couple of updates. First their laps are fairly high mileage no hand work
from either side but a LOT of grinding and rubbing of various body parts
in your face. Even though I am a regular every one else seems to get the
same (actually better, my favorite is a little tame...). The latest thing
though is the couch/private dance, lounge chair a la bare/jet strip (except
it vibrates which is fun) in a fairly enclosed area.
Here is a bit of news your readers might find interesting -- remember Tara
Monroe? A friend and I ended up hanging out at
TJ's a couple of months ago
when he was a little too drunk to drive home and there she was... still has
the long red hair, still VERY cute and now completely shaved(at least when
I saw her) and yes she really is tiny...
One last thing my vote for Dancer of the Month -- Faith at
Bare Elegance...Cute and DAMN
does that girl have some attitude (I like spirited intellegent women).
Thanks for your review on TJ's
in Stanton. I had met Kayla Fox in a computer chat room at Brittany
O'Connell's website. When Kayla told me she works at T.J.'s, I knew to
check your website for the address & other important info (like $10.00
couch dances). I had Kayla do 10 couch dances. She is a HOT SEXY BEAUTIFUL
woman. Great dancer on the stage. Fan-f*cking-tastic couch dancer. Without
your review, I would not have known where T.J.'s was located, let alone the
nasty factor. T.J.'s is the first club I have visited due to your review.
After meeting Kayla, I may not go to any other club except
Imperial Theater because
Kayla & Alyssa Haven work there. I also met Alyssa through Brittany's
website and met both of them at a personal appearance at a SI-FI & Comics
Con in LA earlier this year.
Dancer Reviews -- 1st half of 1996,
2nd half of 1996,
1st half of 1997, 2nd half
of 1997, 1st half of 1998,
2nd half of 1998,
1st half of 1999, 2nd half of 1999,
2000
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