Dancer Reviews

Reader Dancer Reviews

Nomi onPoleMany dedicated Z Bone readers have submitted their nominations for Dancer of the Month or just their fave dancer at their regular club. There's no way for me to go see all of these dancers but I wanted a way to get the word out to everyone.

This page is dedicated to those hardworking dancers that puts smiles on our faces. One note of caution. Some of these submissions may be shills. As always, use the information at your own risk and YMMV.

Submissions may be edited or shortened at Z Bone's discretion or lack thereof. If you do not want your name shown, please specify in your e-mail.


Date: Tue, 18 Jun 1996 12:51:33
From: SKRG87A

Thanks for you review of Jet Strip. I used to go there a lot. It was my intro to clubs. After an abscence of about a year I read your new rating and went there for an afternoon.

Almost all the dancers were new and very friendly. The freebies gave me a chance to sample several girls before finding Melanie, a hot Chinese import who gave me the best lap I have ever had,even at Ecstasy or TL. They have installed large easy chairs for special lap dances but the booths were not finished so they only cost $20. When they are finished they will have bead curtains and cost 30. Jet Strip has an upbeat, friendly atmosphere and is now a great value.


Date: Mon, 10 Jun 1996 20:55:52
From Kanga

I would like to recommend Hawaii Theatre in the City of Industry as an excellent nude club to go to. The dances here are Hawaiian style (Bikini) for 10 dollars and topless are 15 dollars. The average is 5-8 girls working a shift with up to 15 working on a Friday night and they range from a 5-9. They offer a two for one special so when it offered don't pass it up and some ladies give plenty of contact. They also offer a special called a dollar dance, by holding up a dollar bill you can get a 30-45 second dance from a dancer. This way you can try all the dancers and see which ones you would like a full dance with later.

There are two ladies I would recommend. The first goes by the name of ASPEN, she was the most beautiful lady there. I swear she could be a double for Heather Locklear except this ladys measurements would easily be a 36D-24-36. She has a wonderful personality, she will spend time talking with you so treat her right.

The second lady goes by the name of KORI and she could easily be a model or in Playboy, she has long beautiful blond hair with the cutiest blue eyes and a face like a barbie doll. If you pass up a dance from either of these two you will go home regretting it.


Date: Sat, 08 Jun 96 09:23:14
From: pignotes

My fiance and I went to Deja Vu N. Hollywood last night on his birthday. We ended up getting a lapdance from a lady named "China." We would highly recommend her! She gets away with as much as she can while also on the "lookout" for the bouncers who walk around keeping an eye on things! It was exciting to wonder just how far this lady would go! She told us she always works on Friday nights. She was WILD! This lady's got it down!

You note in your reviews that lapdances at Deja are $15. They have gone up to $20.


Date: Thu, 06 Jun 1996 15:13:46
From: Royce

News flash: Woody's has changed its name to the Spearmint Rhino, but the advertisements in the OC Register still say Woody's. The ads are also free admission coupons, and recently they've been in the paper daily.

You know how slot machines are addictive? You pull the handle over and over and nothing happens. Sometimes you get a little reward. Finally you pull the handle and something big happens. Woody's is like that.

It's a small cozy topless club that has no pressure to buy drinks (beer, wine and [ecch] Zima), has greasy food at good prices, allows smoking. Dances are $10, with frequent 2/1, and they are as good as you'll get at a topless club.

Once I brought a friend and three of the four dancers would never be hired in most clubs; they were less attractive than most of the patrons. The fourth dancer, however, was stunning (Katherine).

I kept going there and finally met the Dancer With Whom I Am Currently Infatuated: Allie. You wouldn't know how good she is until she dances. She's got long dark hair, a brilliant smile, and a perfectly proportioned 5'4" figure. Her stage set includes the best pole work I've seen anywhere, and some very good strength/flexibility moves (e.g., one hand handstands). Dances from her are terrific.

Other dancers I can personally recommend are Corey and Passion. Last Saturday Allie told me about getting a "double", and since the couch dances are on par with [deleted] (no lie) and at the same price, I agreed. Passion's got a voluptous figure (not fat, just curvy), and a dark, exotic look that contrasts nicely with Allie's girl-next-door look. To say that they seemed to like each other would be an understatement; in fact, I felt like I was watching them on their honeymoon. Even though I had my hands firmly on the couch, they made sure I got to observe closely. Mr. Happy reared his ugly head for this one! I cannot recommend this experience more strongly; if you get the chance I'm sure you'll agree that the $20 is well worth it.

So if you're in a gambling mood, and you're near the 57/91 area, you should check it out.

I call them and make sure Allie's dancing before I go. Spearmint Rhino (nee Woody's) (714) 992-6621

Z:
I've been getting a lot of e-mail about Woody's so I checked it out for myself. Review to be posted this soon.


Date: Wed, 5 Jun 1996 21:18:30
From: CaptNifty

Thanks for providing a great site. I mostly hang out at TJ's and Sahara in Orange County, and thought I'd submit a few dancer reviews.

This is the first in (hopefully) a series of Lap Dance reviews from a regular guest of TJ's in Stanton. These are usually girls I've had several dances with over more than one night. YMMV, no particular order:

Amber - Slim blonde, natural breasts, very shapley legs and ass. Amber is also known as "Amber Woods" or "Sharise," a second string actress in several porn films - mostly anal. Her lap dances are mild to nasty by TJ's standards, with lots of grinding and closeups, and a few unique positions. Her body is so nice and she dances so well, that I've found I prefer to watch her stage routine than get a lap dance. Amber has two eyes tattooed on her lower back, and I've had the best luck catching her on Wednesday nights.

Joy - Small hispanic, natural brests, wide-hipped and an angel face. Joy's had fun in a couple of bondage magazines apparantly. Her dances aren't very nasty, but very close and almost romantic & that smile's a killer. Average to good stage dancer. Definitely works Tuesday nights and a few week days.

Bobbie - Small brunette, natural breasts, good legs and ass. Bobbie is a little hard to get used too & she can be the least friendly dancer at TJ's on her bad nights, but still give the hottest dance in the place. Until recently, Bobbie was the best purveyor of full [crackdown] in the place, and the only girl in the place who will occasionally [stick shift]. Be sure to tip her well, and ignore her crankyness. Good stage dancer. Bobbie has a tattoo of what looks like barb wire encircling her left thigh, a nose ring and a tounge stud. She works most weeknights.

Kianna - Tall Pacific Islander (very pretty), large natural breasts, good long legs and a nice [back]. Kianna is very new to TJ's and very friendly. Her dances probably have the fullest contact in the club. Kianna is very generous[, Stevie Wonder and crackdown style]. She may not be doing this forever - she pressed it up so hard, I could have started some serious nibbling if I hadn't restrained myself - I expect someone's going to take her up on it someday. Average stage dancer, may get better with experience. I've seen Kianna on Tuesday and Wednesday Nights.

Paris - Tall fair-skinned brunette, slender build with natural, firm breasts and a smooth, perfect [back]. Paris is a Sahara transplant who wins the Sela Ward look-alike prize. One of the top fifteen beautiful things on the planet. She's very quiet and demure, and her dances reflect it. A softer experience than some at TJ's, but very sexy. There's some [Stevie Wonder], but no [crackdown]. You may find her more arousing from the stage if money's an issue. She's there most nights except Mondays.

TJ's in General - I've found it's best to go on weeknights to avoid the crowds. The cover is $10, one drink minimum, with non-harrassing waitresses. The place is packed with dancers, and I guarantee you'll find one or nine girls to get your knee locked up. It's dark, and kind of a rough atmosphere, but I've never had any problems in two years of enjoying the place.

Compared to Sahara in Anaheim (same $10 lap dances): Dances are much nastier, but the songs are abbreviated. The dancers are a tad more mercenary at TJ's, but I prefer overtipping to being forced to buy a drink every few minutes.


Date: Tue, 4 Jun 1996 16:41:20
From: LAPBOY

I like to go drink at the Candy Cat in Chatsworth and Canoga Park. They do not lap dance here but the girls are georgeous. They mostly work here since they feel they are still good girls. One girl "Riley", dances there since it is close to home and also dances at Bare Elegance. Another girl "Nicole" is pictured in Mens perspective this month. Shes dark and tasty. Please check it out.


Date: Mon, 03 Jun 96 13:08:10
From: mst

Tropical Lei Girls:
Brunettes-- Nicolette (nice new hairdo) and, of course Ivy (but you probably knew that already, since she's probably be mentioned on ASSC more than anyone I know). Blondes-- Michelle and Desiree (spelling?).

Desi is probably THE nicest dancer I ever met, and if you like conversation and good laps, she's a winner. Saturdays are worth the drive, if you've got the money. I'm taking a vacation from TL for financial reasons, but there's no reason you can't enjoy yourself, eh?

I'd be interested in hearing any gossip about a recent night-time bust there, by the way. Hope to read about it in your webpage. Cheers.


Date: Fri, 24 May 1996 16:00:18
From: Jim406

Recently went to the Rhino and have very good lap dances from Samantha on her second day. She used to be a waitress and just made the transition over to dancer.


Date: Sun, 12 May 1996 09:47:34
From: Lurker Steve

I went to TJ's in Stanton last night (5/11). I figured there might be some additional info you might want to add to their review. I couldn't believe how packed it was! There had to be at least 150 customers in that small place. The cover was $10, ($7 before 6), and a one drink minimum.

According to your review, the dancers there are not as good looking as the Tropical Lei's. Well, I've never been to TL, but the dancers at TJ's were about 98% in the 7-9 range. I counted about 15 girls working at any one time, so it seemed a little sparse considering the crowd, but a lot of the customers were not getting the $10 bikini laps. In fact, I saw more than one very good looking dancer circulate the entire room without a lap dance. They were very nice, and not overly pushy for dances. I did notice quite a few tattoos, but no more than what the norm is becoming in the clubs. The waitresses were friendly, did not shove drinks down your throat every 5 minutes.

I received a lap dance after sitting down with my $4.25 watered down Coke for about five minutes. Her name was Patrice, and she told me it was her first night working. She was actually about a 6.5, but with a nice rear, and decent small natural top. Lap was pretty good, as she was not shy about her nipples...well, it was pretty good. Seeing her on stage later on, I believed her about it being her first night there.

Later on, I received 2 laps from a beautiful young lady named Kianna. I didn't notice how high her heels were, but I'm 6'1", and the top of her head was about eye level to me. Nice, tall, tight body with a natural top. Gorgeous eyes. She was very very friendly... I'll have to visit her again.

If there was a downside to the place, I'd have to say it was the bouncers. About 4 of them circulated the room, telling people where to sit, where not to sit, scooting people over. I realize that's part of their job, but that were a bit too visible. They became very intrusive. They might want to work on that. Overall, I enjoyed the club, and will be going back soon.


Date: Mon, 6 May 1996 03:16:54
From: Joe the lurker

Asia @ Nudes,nudes,nudes (Century @ Aviation near LAX)

Can't believe this girl! gorgeous Asian with tiny waist, decent top, not a flaw on her body, and LONNNNNGGGG silky black hair. Very very very good dancer, makes great use of pole! never seen anything like it!

This girl has more class by accident than many have by trying! She is not only sexy, but she is... in a single (meybe two) words SULTRY AND SENSUOUS!) I seriously recommend getting to see her. I saw her tonite (5/5/96) and was super impressed. (Gee-can you tell?)


Date: Fri, 19 Apr 1996 19:02:44
From: samurai

Keep up the good work on your Web pages. I know it's a lot of work, but the information is invaluable.

I read the Readers Reviews section & it looks like the TL is still no. 1. I concur. I also had the pleasure of meeting Valerie (also at Exotica in City of Industry) who not only has a great body, but has a very nice personality and can carry an intelligent conversation. She was quite interested when I told her about the Internet & ASSC.

Being partial to Asians (who are so scarce in So. CA), I was delighted to find 2 pretty girls at the TL recently - Toni, (Filipina descent), and Syra (sp?) (Vietnamese descent). They are both petite, very cute, have great bodies, and have great lap dancing technique. Toni is good with her hands & Syra does a nice sensual grind. Both will give you lots of t*ts in the face & Syra shows you more than just topless. The TL has several other Asians, Cassandra (Vietnamese) and Flower (half Japanese). Both are excellent.

Side note on Angels in Corona: Toni worked there & told me it sucked. They are very strict (12" from customer, can't do any nasty dances or wear thongs) with management watching you all the time. Few customers were there.


Date: Thu, 18 Apr 96 00:31:04
From: Philip

Hey, Thanks for the info. regarding C.C. Overdrive coming back to the Tropical Lei, I missed her for over a year and a half and wondered where the heck she went! You've got a good sense of taste in fine looking women....and your description of all the clubs are 110% accurate....I wonder why I have never ran into you in the last 20 years that I have been clubbing.

P.S.- did you know that Tropical Lei honors the Exotic Dancers VIP cards? You can get in FREE with them.

Z:
I've gotten a lot of glowing e-mail regarding C.C. Overdrive. She is all that and a bag of chips. She's the bomb and a half. She's... OK, I'll stop.


Date: Sat, 13 Apr 96 10:34:46
From: Agent UFO

Mermaids has moved up significantly in the BQ (beauty quotient) -- competitive with Captain Cream's at this point, as of a Friday night writing. They've also dropped their cover charge from $20 to $10 (and $5 during 11am-4pm). So the club is trying. Their dances though are still unacceptable.

The service I got was courteous and I couple of girls came over to my table and sat for a very short while (not like at Cream's where they'll sit for a half-hour.)

Big minus: all-nude dances cost an exorbitant $40. So the Vietnamese owners still have not learned that this is far too much, even for an all-nude, all-contact dance like at Ecstasy is not worth more than $25. I just heard at Mermaids from one of the gals who does double-duty that Ecstasy has bumped the price to $50 and moved into another room at Ecstasy from the couch room.

Captain Cream's is doing well -- packed Friday night. Always a good show. Friendlier girls than elsewhere. Also prettier. Let's root on Randi. She's going to be one of the featured models in Playboy's newest Book of Lingerie. She has a very strong Playboy "look and feel" and should do well. They may be in the process of discovering her.

The girl at Mermaids to watch is Star (nee' Angel) and Nicki -- both extremely beautiful women. Nicki looks like a young Kate Jackson to a tee.

Z:
Agent UFO has reported to me numerous times. He knows his OC information.


Date: Tue, 9 Apr 96 14:45:15
From: Mr. Sun Ray

How are you doing? It's been a while. Since I don't have much time I'll make this one short. Catch Nately at Tropical Lei on Th, Fr or Sat both shifts. You'll be a happy man!

Just in case there are more than one Nately in that place, make sure she's from Las Vegas. At least that what she told me. BTW, she's tall, thin, and I think she's blond. That place was so dark my eyes never did adjust...

Z:
Mr. Ray has reported to me before with other very interesting information. Therefore, I must conclude that this information is HOT as well.


Date: Mon, 08 Apr 1996 21:55:34
From: Laszlo <ljakab@ix.netcom.com>

You will like it! Ecstasy has increased the price of the nude couch dance from $40 to $50 (Ughh...). BUT it takes places in a "closed area" and a lot lot nastier than before (try Kacey [I'm not sure about the spelling]). I've spent there some heavy bucks but I didn't regret it. A lot of new girls (ca. 10) - pretty ones - makes it more fun to spend a night there. Try it!

Z:
$50 per pop is the highest private dance price in Southern California (excluding modeling studios). These prices seem to keep going up even though more clubs are opening. Something tells me the demand is still pending waiting to explode (sort of speak).


Date: Mon, 08 Apr 1996 19:13:19
From: wolfen

I wanted to add my two cents about Venus Faire. Agree with much of what you said. However, I recently saw PJ Sparxx there, about 3 months ago, and she gave quite a nice private show. Pretty much begged for me to whip it out, all the while she was playing with her p***y in a way you'd never see in a strip club. I thought it was a definite "must see."

I've also seen Venice, and she's hot. Most of the other girls are only average, probably because it's a little too nasty. Too many lower class folk using the paper towels in each booth.

Z:
Venice is currently taking a short break from Venus Faire. She says she needs a break from the customers making themselves "comfortable".


Date: Tue, 2 Apr 1996 18:31:04
From: TBackCrazy

Like the reviews but would like more. Caught a dancer named Simone Brigette in Dallas last month and would like to know more as I had to leave before she got off stage. She was drop dead gorgeous and someone said she hails from Nevada or California.

Z:
You are correct. Sorry to say that I don't get to review a lot of features. Many features just don't get my juices flowing so I take a raincheck on it. Sounds like Simone might be worth checking out.


Date: Fri, 29 Mar 96 21:38:18
From: Agent UFO

I spent about a half hour talking with Tyler today. She is the beauty at Captain Cream's. An unusual looking woman with very short dark hair, her body is an absolute killer.

Her personality turns out to be somewhat of a funny "loudmouth" -- but I mean that in a positive way. She has a good sense of humor.

Unfortunately I had to return to work and so could not partake in her delectable charms but was promised something "next week."

I found myself strangely drawn to Tyler; sadly, she is thinking of leaving the dancing scene because it is "too hard on her body." So I'd suggest everyone go get a dance from Tyler sooner than later.

Overall, a pretty good personality with an outstanding body. More comments next week on her dancing ability.

Z:
"Loudmouth"... but in a good way. How about "bitch", as a term of endearment.


Date: Mon, 25 Mar 1996 20:24:30
From: Laszlo <ljakab@ix.netcom.com>

I've been down in OC on the weekend visiting my friend Dante (she is a great dancer). Anyway she works at Mermaid too, and I'm happy to announce that there is more contact with the dances from now on.The bad part is that no more topless dances, only the $40 nude laps like at Ecstasy. Also the dances not as "nasty" as the dances at Ecstasy, but it's a big change from the dances what they used to have (6 inch distance strictly kept).

Z:
I think Mermaid is still a lose. I don't think they know what they want to be.


Date: Mon, 25 Mar 1996 20:15:03
From: Mr. BlueSky <Blusky@earthlink.com>

Just thought I'd tell you how much I enjoy your web page. BTW, I noticed you don't have a review of the "Holiday" in the city of Norwalk. It'd be great if you could include it in your listings. The place is old and small, but there are some really beautiful women there. I'm usually there during the lunch crowd, and I've yet to experience, or witness any lap dance/table dance ($10) that I'd call nasty. Maybe it's different later in the afternoon, or nights.

There are a couple of dancers that are absolutely awsome. One of them is named Ginger. This woman is perfection in every detail. Tall, blonde, tan, great personality, sexy little foreign accent. She'd make a great "Dancer of the month". It'd be interesting to find out if she'd go for having her pic published on your web page.

One last thing. After seeing Stayce as your dancer of the month, I decided to drop her some email. We exchanged a few replies, then she invited me to come down to the Goose, and visit. I decided to take her up on it last Friday after work. I didn't recognize her at first, so I had to ask the waitress if Stayce was working, she said she was, and the next thing I knew, a dancer by the name of Courtney came over and introduced herself to me. She told me that Stayce was busy (sure enough doing a lap), but would be over soon.

I talked to Courtney for a little while, and one of her first questions to me was what I thought of the ASSC? We came upon the subject of your web page, and what she thought of it. She thought it was pretty cool, but said she would never allow her picture to be put on the net like Stayce did. Part because she doesn't like to have her picture taken, or look at her picture, and also because she wouldn't want some one she knows to see her picture on the Strip page. Mostly relatives and what not.

Stayce joined us when she was done, and I had a nice conversation with her. She is actually more beautiful in person, than in her "Dancer of the month" pic. She seemed to be every thing she described herself to be. Straight forward, not much BS, likes the day crowds over the nights. Very friendly and out going. We talked for about 20 minutes or so. I didn't have the opportunity to see her perform on stage (I was bummed), so that was about the only thing disappointing about the event. The Goose is a nice place for the most part. I liked the Cabaret style stage, and there were plenty of gorgeous women to be found.

Any way, just thought I'd share that little adventure with you. And say thanks, because if you hadn't made her your "Dancer of the month" and provided her email address, I would have never had the opportunity to meet her.

Z:
Ginger sounds very spicy indeed. I have been to the Holiday but it was a while ago so I have not reviewed it yet. I plan on returning there and doing a full review soon. I'm glad you got to hook up with Stayce, the Dancer of the Month. She's a real cutie.

R:
April 5, 1996
I had a trip to the Goose again yesterday after work. Met up with Stayce and Courtney again. This time I brought a couple of buddy's that wanted to meet Stayce. Courtney came right over, but it took Stayce awhile to make her way over to us. Once she did, we had a great time talking. At one point, as we were talking, Stayce casualy put her leg up on the table.

All I can say is, SEXY, SEXY, SEXY, SEXY....WOW!!!!

Z:
This guy is worse than a shill. He really likes her! Anything to add Stayce?


Date: Sun, 24 Mar 1996 13:26:27
From: buckles@wdc.net

Woody's is about half...

Half the girls are knockouts...
Half the dancing is really good...
Half the table dances are sexy...

Good DJ and security. The were a lot better a few months ago when they were the thing. Now it is kinda slow and some of the hot girls have left.

My favorites are Amanda (looks 16 and wears shinny things) and McKay (black chick, who is very friendly).

Z:
Hmmm. According to TPFKAS Saxbeat, anytime somebody likes the DJ or security, they are a shill. But he starts off by saying half the dancers are good. That indicates the other half are not.


Date: Sun, 03 Mar 1996 22:22:13
From: Trollydodger <trlyddgr@ix.netcom.com>

I think I have a definate candidate for dancer of the month, for the year as far as I'm concerned. Holly at Tropical Lei, she works Sat night and from 3 to 2am on Sunday. She models and acts in Palm Springs during the week. She is about 5'5'' with light brown hair and a cute face. She has the greatest t*ts I have seen, she is probably 36D-24-36 with a body like Roberta Pedon (see alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.breasts). I was lucky enough to get two 3 for 1's from her with two 2 for 1's later that day. Each time she gave me all I could handle. This is a special girl worth consideration. Keep up the good work and let me know if you have any questions.

Trolly

Z:
This dancer sounds like she needs to be checked out. Any volunteers?


Date: Fri, 23 Feb 1996 03:25:37
From: KAJohnson1@aol.com

I haven't been to the T&A-Tropical Lei in a few months. I happened to be in the area and dropped by to see if it was still one of the best clubs around. It must have been my lucky day, because I ran into absolutely the best all around exotic dancer I have ever met in all my many years of visiting similar clubs all over the country.

Valerie is her name, and you may have seen her at other clubs in Southern California such as Deja Vu, Fritz and the Spearmint Rhino, to name just a few.

She has been moving around lately, but is planning on dancing at the "Lei" for the next few months. Guys, don't miss this opportunity to try one of the truly great experiences in life. Valerie represents the best blend of erotically sensuous dancing, friendly intelligent conversation and naturally voluptuous beauty. If you ever had a dream about the best couch dance you could ever imagine, the one where you feel like you are floating about 6 inches above the couch, that "dream dancer" is named Valerie.

Valerie
Valerie

Her jet black hair and olive complexion gives her that "exotic" look. And her natural curves and well toned body gives her the power to make mortal men melt in her arms. I won't say any more except that every man owes it to himself to have at least one dance from Valerie, so that he will always have the memory of that "dream dance" to call upon whenever needed. I have attached a picture of Valerie that you may use with this review (she gave me permission to post it). I would certainly nominate Valerie for a future "Dancer of the Month."

She usually works in the afternoon shift, on Tue-Thu.

Z:
I have seen this dancer before and she does have the exotic look and personality that can make a man enter a hypnotic trance.


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