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Date: Thu, 26 Jun 1997 03:43:04
From: Pat

Hey Z-Bone! I just started checking out your page since my recent trip to L.A. Im actually in Chicago. I had never even been to a strip club before, but we figured, we're out in L.A. we gotta go, right?

Anyway, our friend we were visiting brought us to The Body Shop in Hollywood, i think. Im not familiar with the L.A. area at all. Anyway, this was in between june 4 and 11, that was our vacation. We went on saturday and we were hooked. the place was great. When we went back on tuesday, there was a girl working who called herself Claudia. She was this mexican girl who had nipples that were always fucking hard! i myself dropped an uncountable amount of money on her between tips and lap dances. the best thing was she acted like she was REALLY into the lap dance! Im sure it was an act but she sure convinced me at the time! We had lap dances from the other girls, who seemed to almost all be beautiful, and we all agreed that Claudia was the very best! Check her out and then make her dancer of the month. Me and my friends have all fallen in love with this girl. Well, not really.

Date: Tue, 17 Jun 1997 00:28:59
From: Mdafka@aol.com

Subject: Century Lounge

re: that girl with that red tatoo on her butt i saw it up close and personal- its a cat's paw

SOMETHING TO SEE THEY CALL HER "CAT" ONLY WORKS MONDAY DAY AND THURSDAY DAY IF WHAT YOU LIKE IS A HARD BODY SHE'S THE ONE!!!

A MUST SEE.

Date: Sun, 15 Jun 1997 08:58:13
From: Wolfen <wolfen@earthlink.net>

Went to the Spearmint Rhino in Oxnard a few weeks ago, and was damn glad I did. Although the evening started out poorly, it got better. I showed up with one of there adverts from the LA Times that said Free Admission Any Time. Unfortunately, the bozo at the door told me the club had just been put under new management, and that the coupon wasn't being accepted any more, even though it was from that days paper.

In any event, the club is pretty nice, if small by LA standards. It was pretty crowded as the evening wore on. I was there for the Friday night show of Houston (I do love features). I was surprised at how many great looking girls were working there. (The ugliest girl there was better than the girls at Bob's) It was clear that they were mostly imports from Santa Barbara and the Valley, and I confirmed this with a couple of the girls that I spoke to. The club is Deja Vu style, $9 for a bottomless beverage, and then you buy the girls drinks. When you order one while getting a lap dance, they charge double. Therefore, the $20 lap dance costs $28. Although I always tip dancers, I only did once for a girl who really gave me a good time, LAYLA. The two for ones are pretty good, although maybe the girls tone down their act. I had Layla for a regular two laps, and she was great. But the other two girls I got 2-1's from were only average.

Date: Sat, 24 May 1997 13:19:58
From: Tanked

I am a big CC Overdrive fan and you posted my comments about her several months ago. Well, since she is no longer at Tropical Lei, I think I have found the next best thing. Her name is Asia and is the image of CC. She is younger and not quite as tall but they could be sisters. Blonde hair, hard, enhanced body, tan all over and drop dead gorgeous. On a wild night at Tropical Lei with at least 30 girls working Asia stood out as far and away the the top girl in the place. When I saw her she literally took my breath away. As for the couch dances... guys fasten your seat belts!!!!! Both of us got so hot after a few laps we decided to take a break. A strong heart and a note from your doctor is in order with this girl. The frosting on the cake is she is the sweetest person you would ever want to meet. If you do get a chance Asia is the real deal. The only problem is you will be so spoiled the other girls will seem just too plain and tame.

Date: Wed, 21 May 1997 22:10:42
From: Avngesteed

Asia, Suzy's sister, will return in a few weeks. She left a year ago to get married but is now divorced. Beautiful Vietnamese girl.

Z:
Yeah but... what club are we talkin' about!?.

Date: Wed, 30 Apr 1997 09:25:06
From: ticlu4fn@aol.com

Then, went to [Mermaids] in Newport Beach. Very nice club, on a par with Bare Elegance. Dancers were fantastic, good pole skills, close up action, and most were 7-8's, and a couple of 8+. Summer, who I think you've mentioned, gave me a fantastic lap, though it was also $50.

Date: Tue, 29 Apr 1997 01:24:44
From: Ragtimebg@aol.com

Three of my favorite heroes I find are not mentioned anywhere on your web site (I meant to say excellent web site).

1. Natalie, at Tropical Lei. Weekends only for the most part. Valerie is the perfect woman, particularly if you like your women with accelerated lab dance skills. Smart and lively and perfect body.

2. Deana. A refugee from the Deja Vu, working at Tropical Lei, she is perfect for those of us who love natural basongas and slim waists.

3. Lorraine. A smile that melts glaciers and a stern to die for. Not the nastiest dancer, or maybe it's just me.

Finally, six months ago I gave up the Deja Vu for good because of the extreme lack of heat and the downright unfriendliness of the dancers. I relented today, and had three of the nastiest (read sweetest) dancers I've had in years. Judy, Mocha and Lindsey. Cherish them and they'll cherish you. ten dollars for dancer drinks is still the worst feature of the club, though.

Love your site. I've probably seen you at one of the clubs, but didn't notice. My mind tends to be elsewhere.

Date: Fri, 25 Apr 1997 01:03:15
From: Mail Nurse

For you gents who crave hardbodies, it can't get much better than Ecstacy at Bob's Classy Lady. FloJo move over! This African American athlete is Olympic material. She is 5'6" and 120 solid pounds. She has the body of a fitness athlete with long long legs. Good musculature all over including upper body and broad shoulders. She ran track in high school, and must be 20 or 21 years old.

For those of you who are familiar with expressions of "the sport" she has good symmetry, and for those who are not familiar with the expression, let's say that she has good lines and very proportional bodyparts that visually complement one another.

For those of you who like hard buns and lean legs, you will be in for a treat. Her dance is above average, and will improve with time, as she has the right attitude.

Date: Wed, 23 Apr 1997 09:00:15
From: TiClU4Fn@aol.com

Visited [Bare] on Monday evening, which is their dance contest night. It was very slow until about 10:00 pm. This club is very clean, has close access to the 105 and 405 freeways, and also has 8's and 9's in abundance (Christine could be in Penthouse). The one drawback to this club is that I found the nasty factor very low. The laps were very mild, most enforced the no touching rule, and a couple of the girls asked for 5-10 dollar tips after the $25 one song lap dance. I would recommend the club if you want a safe, clean place with some of the best looking girls around. But if you want wild, this is not the place.

Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 00:14:57
From: Mail Nurse

While I have your attention, let me put in a good word for Sierra at Sahara One (Anaheim). She must be 5'5" or perhaps 5'6" with shoulder length, near platinum blonde hair; with an athletic body, of course. Tight, tight glutes (buns) and toned, toned legs. Above average good looks, but just a touch plastic, as far as facial expression. Enhanced bust.

She commutes between Anaheim and Las Vegas, where she dances at Crazy Horse 2; hence she may be a bit difficult to get a hold of locally; but when it comes to the hardness of glutes and legs, she is definitely worth the wait. She is easy to talk to.

Date: Tue, 8 Apr 1997 21:51:52
From: Samurai

Also, putting in my vote (3rd time) for Valerie @ Tropical Lei for Dancer of the Month. You heard it before. However, she gets an even higher rating than when I first met her a couple of years ago, as her lap dances are hotter than any I've had anywhere (that includes SF and Toronto before the lap dance ban).

Date: Tue, 01 Apr 1997 00:53:31
From: Mail Nurse

I hadn't gone to Jet Strip on a Monday for a very long time, thinking that Amateur Night at Bare Elegance would take away all of the action in the area; but you were right. I didn't understand what doing the tipout meant, but when I went there tonight, I figured it out. I guess that they call it Fantasy Night.

What I found out was that there are three sisters working there as dancers. I had mentioned Hayley to you a few weeks ago. What I didn't know is that Alyssa is her sister. Alyssa is one of the more attractive women (in my view) at the Jet Strip. She is younger and has an innocent erotic beauty. She has good looking legs and buns. Real sexy. Very good dancer too.

The third sister is called Tammy (Tami?) and have a vague memory of her, but finding out that there are three sisters working at a club was a pleasant first for me.

Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 11:44:57
From: R.B.

Had a quick but great time at the Deja Vu in Ontario. Her name is Jenna. I eyed her talking with someone else and then she finally cam my way and asked if I wanted a dance. I asked her how much and what would it be like and she told $15 for a regular dance or $20 for a "better" dance. What a deal, I went with the $20 dance. We went to a private booth and and she stripped down to her bra and undies (both white). She really looked good in these with her dark tanned skin. She is a brunette, appears to be in her early 20's with a great smile, average set of tits, and a very good looking ass.

Date: Sat, 29 Mar 1997 23:50:07
From: Mail Nurse

At any rate, I just came back from some San Fernando Valley clubs. I met Jordan at Bob's Classy Lady, and Ivy at Deja Vu. Jordan has been dancing for two months; 5'6" and my estimation of 105 to 110 lbs. Attractive facial features, long flowing dirty blond hair. Looked a flower child to me. Small but attractive bust. What struck me most, was her agility. This attribute impresses me tremendously. She had been a gymnast. Her agility could be seen both on and off the stage.

Now Ivy at Deja Vu: please note that she is in only on Saturdays, as she has to drive up from San Diego, but she may do two nights in the future, around the weekend. She said that she was 5'8", but somehow looked a bit shorter to me; could be due to her fuller build. My estimation of 120 to 125 lbs. Attractive face, medium size bust. Medium/short brunette hair. Good lines all over her body, and strong looking legs and glutes (buns), with good tone: my weakest point. I don't know if you remeber Kerry from Jet Strip who went on to Deja Vu and then back to Jet Strip in the last year, and then disappeared. Kerry was one of the more sexier women in the circuit, in my view. Ivy, kind of reminded me of her; she had the same hairdo. Ivy's dance was very good. And hopefully, by now you know that I'm a hard (stingy) grader, as far as giving marks (grades) for performance.

Date: Fri, 28 Mar 1997 00:24:56
From: Rick W.

Here's my friend Zee. Maybe you know her from the Bare Elegance. Z: As a matter of fact, I have seen her at the Bare, and if I'm not mistaken, at The Gentlemen's Club for a short time. She is also in Playboy Strip Search in LA video where she shows off her dancing abilities to the MAX! I whole heartedly agree with your nomination of this dancer. She does have all the right moves and much more. Anyway, how can I not like a dancer with the same nick name as me!?

Date: Thu, 27 Mar 1997 11:01:47
From: Mail Nurse

Tonight, I met a young lady by the name of Gwen. This was at Sahara One, in Anaheim (State College @ Ball Rd). She told me that tonight was her second night, and last night was her first night dancing. For myself, that would have been a red light and I would have not gotten any dances from her. I usually let somebody else do the training. ;^) At any rate, she's 5'11" and 140 lbs. Tall and big, just the way I like 'um. Due to her dance trained body, she has the potential to become a smooth dancer.

At any rate, while I have your attention, I wanted to put in a good word for the hardbody sisters at TJ's: I'm talking about Justice and Bobi.

Date: Tue, 18 Mar 1997 13:48:33
From: wolfeman

Hey zbone! It's been months since I saw [Essence at Century] up close (real close) but she's worth checking out. I called to see if she is still there and she is as of today. A firm, sweet-smelling, tall blonde.

Date: Wed, 05 Mar 1997 17:28:38
From: Mail Nurse

In Fritz One (Bellflower) I saw a dancer; I believe her name was Andrea. She's got the kind of killer legs that I need. Vrey good lines, and symmetry, shape, tone, etc. Early twenties. Perhaps 5'6" or 5'7". Good looks, wavy hair; toned body. Unfortunately, fake breasts.

In Fritz Two (Anaheim). I met a dancer by the name of Marina. She's originally from Russia. She has one of the best looking glutes as they call them in the gym (buns) that I have seen for some time. Maybe 5'5". Mid to late twenties. Real, but small-medium bust. With respect to glutes, one of our glute models whom I worked with made a comment about herself and glute modeling to the effect: "you not only have to have them, but you gotta know how to pose them." And Marina knew how to pose them.

Last week, I saw one of my favorite dancers from Bob's Classy Lady who had made a move, and now's dancing at Jet Strip, by the name of Tina. I have composed a short paragraph, and here it is: "Hello Everyone! Do you remember me? I used to be Tina@Bob's, but now I'm Tina@JetStrip. Come by and visit me soon!"

Date: Mon, 3 Mar 1997 08:45:08
From: UCLA BRUIN <emontero@ucla.edu>

Is your dancer of the month chosen in a democratic way. Or, are you the dancer of the month nazi... "no award for you." If it is the former and not the latter, then I vote for Bobbie at Tropical Lei.

Date: Sun, 9 Feb 97 00:16:08
From: Murf

Having found your advice sound and your taste in women apparently parallelling mine, I decided to take a peek at the Industrial Strip last Friday afternoon.

I arrived at about 4pm to a slow house [only one dancer at a time while I was there]. [snip] One lass, 'Summer', had the most beautiful EYES [oh, mind you, the rest of her was nearly flawless as well!]... Hair to the top of her butt, tiny, tasty, and Oh MAN! Thank GOD they don't allow alchohol in nude bars: I'd have stayed all the time she was there and have ended up throwing my plastic on the stage! :)

Anyway, the only REAL complaints I had about the place was that unlike Deja Vu, the lap seating was WAY too open for my taste and the lighting too low.

Date: Sat, 01 Feb 1997 12:20:45
From: RANDY

My friend and I visited the Body Shop yesterday (Friday) afternoon around 1:00 to 3:00 pm. As you might have guessed, it was pretty slow (at one point, he and I were the ONLY guys there!). I wish I had known they were offering a free lunch (pizza) too, because we ate before going there.

Anyway, I have to say -- some of those dancers were pretty scary, but I guess that's the day girls or something. However, there is a new dancer there who calls herself "Madison" (no, its not THE Madison). According to her, this was only her 2nd day at the Body Shop too, having been in L.A. for a year and prior to that, worked at a club in North Carolina for about 4 years. She's a bit older--I'd say in her mid-30's, has a 2 year old boy at home, a big, bright smile (with straight teeth), a combination "come hither" and "girl next door" look, and brunette hair she kept up. She has a marvelously firm, tight body (obviously works out--when she's on stage, you can see some biceps on her when she's doing certain moves), and quite sizable (a bit droopy, but NATURAL) breasts. And let me tell you -- this girl has a tight ass on her. Her moves on stage (as you know, the Body Shop has a small stage) are acrobatic (she'll walk on her hands and does this "shake" thing with her legs/ass that's a little strange), and if she likes you (as she did my friend and I after a lap and she did another dance on stage before we left), she'll do this really cool "butt/p*ssy squeeze" thing in front of your face while she's holding the pole (THAT makes you wonder what it feels like if you were inside her!).

Madison is, to put it mildly, a real sweetheart.

Date: Sat, 1 Feb 1997 23:45:29
From: KK10668@aol.com

I didn't see this club in your listing.

Cherries
1189 East Ash St.
Fullerton, CA
(714) 447-0692
Orange County

The owner told me they'd be serving alcohol in Feb. '97 They give lap dances at $10 a pop. The average drink costs $4. But the real reason to check this club out is DANIELLE! She is ONE HOT, BLACK DANCER. Kind of a Grace Jones/Sade sexy mix!!! I will be one of her regulars as long as she's there!
Z:
Actually, I have been there when it was Woody's. Since then, it became a Rhino, and now Cherries. I didn't want to post my review before things settle down there. That used to be the only alcohol club that I knew of with full song contact lap dances before the change of ownership.

Date: Fri, 31 Jan 1997 12:36:09
From: laphappy

I'd like to thank you for the reviews of the clubs, it came in handy over the past few days. Since I was at a Conference/Trade Show at the LAX Hilton (without a car) I was limited to the immediate area. Tues and Wed. night.

The Century Lounge (Tues Night): Your reviews were right on. Nasty table dances, with no contact.

The Jet Strip (Tues night): The ladies there were in general in the 6~7. The nastiness factor (for laps) varied greatly. All laps are now Couch (very comfortable) dances at $30 a song. I didn't see your bondage booths that you wrote about. Had several uneventful laps from several dancers (of which I don't remember names), but came accross a really cute Mexican girl named Adrianna [not Z Bone's dancer of the month]. Smallish natural breasts, beautiful angel like face (great eyes and smile), beautiful long hair, and a full round butt(which I like). Ended up dropping about $400 on her. [snip] Since I was not a regular, it was hard getting attention of some of the dancers. They seemed happy talking to the regulars.

One thing you should remind your readers: At Jet and Bare Elegance, you can get 50% off on admission if you show your hotel key.

Date: Thu, 30 Jan 1997 12:59:20
From: Maxium

I think that Letha Weapons is now a regular dancer at the Valley Ball. I went on 1/29/97 yesterday and had a short conversation with her.

Date: Tue, 28 Jan 1997 23:42:06
From: CC

Don't know if I got to meet you at ASSC-LVCON2 but enjoyed your web site, and look forward to meeting you one of these days. On the subject of Palamino dancers: I would like to add that 'Daisy' is one of my favorite dancer there, one of the most seductive dancer I know.

Date: Fri, 10 Jan 1997 02:10:54
From: Mail Nurse

Just returned from Industrial One. [snip] At any rate, I met with Deja; such a pretty name. I guess it means "already" or something to that effect in French. Deja is of mixed race. The kind of body that one sees at times on sprinters in track & field events. She must be 5'7" and 117 lbs. If I'm not mistaken. Possibly 20 years old, give or take.

What is interesting about her, are her buns, or glutes, in gym parlance or language. They had good shape and size, and looked so hard that one could bounce a quarter off of them. So I wanted to see if they felt as hard as they looked; and the answer was positive. She has a trim, tight midsection and good lines in her upper body, arms and shoulders thus creating a balanced look and symmetry between upper body and legs. She had pretty good looks too (facially). The only slight problem was that she had put on a touch too much make-up, probably due to the fact that she hasn't mastered the use of it, rather than hiding weak spots in her face.

Date: Wed, 22 Jan 1997 12:23:34
From: LonGShoT <hbbuse33@csun.edu>

First off. I love your page. It has the most consistant rating. Hawaii Theater opens at noon. I'm a regular at that club. It is nastier during the day. You should go there again and try getting a dance from Dominque or Lindsey. Those two are the nastiest dancer I know there. I also believe they came from TL also.