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ASSCon-LV2
January 11, 1997

For the gory details of my entire CES Vegas trip, go to my Diary. This report is specifically the ASSCon-LV2 event only.

SpeedRacer and myself finally got around to getting down to Cheetah's where the big event was going on. We got there at about 10:30pm and CP-1 was standing outside taking a rest from all the noise and craziness. We walk inside to a PACKED party atmosphere. I love clubs that's sweaty and hot like this. It just makes the dancers want to take their clothes off. Oh yeah, they do anyway.

Inside, we spot the ASSC area reserved by good ol' Mark of Cheetah's. There's been some updates to the club so checkout my updated review. Thanks Mark for everything (including the free round).

It felt like a reunion of sorts. The Pope, Bubba (and friends / mistress, dog bowl), Molly, Laar, Ginger, Marc182, Teena, LMR, Dodger, Lydia976, and JayJ. WOW! Got to meet JustPhil, Sick and Trighap real quick-like. This is the biggest ASSCon since ASSCon-1. The sign up sheet looked like about 33+ when I checked it. This one had more big-time posters and 3 of the most active dancer posters ALL in one room! Teena posts once in a while but not very often. Also note that all 3 have their own web pages. See my Links to Website page for them. Lydia is my Dancer of the Month for January.

Ginger was relaxing and just taking in the scene. I can understand that, considering her shenanigans from the day before (see my Diary). Lydia did not get any sleep so she seemed to be giving some nap dances and doing the zombie walk. I'm sure she would have wanted to sleep but being the trooper she is, she wasn't about to miss this ASSCon event.

As some of you already know, I've met Molly at ASSCon-1 but never saw her nekkid. Unfortunately for me, although I did see her topless, I was cross-eyed and I was too close to really see anything. I did get to see her back in a g-string but that was my limit for the night.

Speaking of first times, I finally got to see (*)(*) Teena's top. When she came to visit LA, all I saw her wearing was her normal street clothes. I've never seen a Japanese girl with such a perfectly large natural top before in my life. Marc, you know what's up!

I kinda lost track of all the permutations of dancers dancing for dancers and ASSCers, and ASSCers dancing for dancers. I remember Molly doing something to Ginger and when Ginger tested hers, Molly said, "try a little lower..." Whee! I found out later what she was talking about. I recall Teena and Molly, Molly and Teena, Teena and Pope, Molly and everybody, Pope and Laar, Pope and me, Lydia and me and LMR and... oh, you get the idea.

Of course, no ASSCon is complete without Bubba licking somebody's toes and this was no exception. When he had to leave with Brooke Waters to do her private show, Molly (who was sitting on me at the time) ordered Bubba to lick her toes and leg. Being the obedient pup he is, I watched the slurping action close up.

CP-1, Trighap and Dodger (as well as others I didn't get to meet) seemed to be the lappers of the night. As per usual, LMR did none (officially), although everybody likes to sit in his lap.

SpeedRacer and I had to leave for the Palomino to meet up with his friend so we left early and missed out on some action.

Thanks to everybody for making this one fantastic trip to Vegas. I've been going to CES for 15+ years and I'll remember this one for years to cum.

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RJ Meets Sam's
August 28, 1996

Good ol' RJ came all the way to Sam's for a LA ASSC get together along with Dodger and R******* (forgot his posting name). Dodger's been there before so he immediately got to work on Athena (don't blame him a bit). Then Athena stood up on the booth and gave RJ a quick look at her ass-et. I've already said too much about Sam's on ASSC so I'll shut up. For RJ's take on the joint, click here.

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Jasmine Tea & Marc182 visits LA
August 17, 1996

It was a nice surprise when I got e-mail from Jasmine Tea that she and Marc182 were in LA and wanted to go ASSCing one night. They had already gone to Bob's on contest night and was disappointed by the number of house dancers there. After some considerable discussions regarding which club to checkout, we agreed to meet at Bare as a comparison to Tucson topless clubs. I know, Bare is nude but I think it's has the classiest look to it.

Saxbeat and I arrived at Bare at about 10:05pm. The parking lot was not very full but there was a short line to get in. As soon as we enter, low and behold, Desiree, my future dancer of the month is sitting right at the bar next to the entrance. She is looking hot as usual. I ask her if there are any couples in the club. "Nope", she says. We chat more, then she goes to stage 4 upstairs. Saxbeat and I sit at the bar next to the entrance so we can wait for Jasmine and Marc.

I see Felecia at the other end of the bar talking to a customer. She eventually comes over to say hi. She's a sweety and tells me this is her first night back to dancing. Ahh. I'm just too lucky for words. She reminds me Misty Rain is featuring at Bob's next week.

Soon, a couple walks in and I coax Saxbeat to ask... "Excuse me, are you from Tucson?" The lady looks at Saxbeat like he's a PL from Mars. Woops. Not them. "OK, I'll ask the next one". No sooner than I said that, another couple comes in. This time, we didn't really have to ask. The couple stopped right in front of us and kinda looked at us. "Jasmine?" asks Saxbeat. "HEY! Saxbeat? Z Bone?" Glad I didn't have to ask the DJ to make an announcement like at Bob's.

We get a table and start yakking away about ASSC, lurkers that like to stalk-mail her, Tuscon topless clubs, peep shows, cheaters, etc., the works. "Earendale mailed me origami!", says Marc. Why, it's real-time ASSC posting. Jasmine is sharp and isn't afraid to talk her mind. Marc knows the club scene there for sure. He's very laid back and both were super to ASSC with. These guys are a little too nice and real for LA.

Desiree comes over to the table to chat with Jasmine and Marc. Saxbeat and I scan the room and agree that the quality has returned to the Bare. It had gone down for a while but it's cumming up "G"! For a Saturday night, there weren't a lot of dancers (aprox 20 on DJ's list) but the quality was there. I was tempted to get a dance but with so many dancers I knew there, I didn't want any DP action. By midnight, it started getting PACKED.

Next, we leave Bare to my old hangout Sam's. Athena was already dressed and getting ready to leave. Sophia and Venice were both a little... sloshed. We sat at a booth and when Marc walked up to the stage, I told Venice to give him the works. Jasmine and Marc seemed to like the cozy feeling of the club. It helps when everybody knows you and the DJ keeps shouting "Z BONE!" on the mike. Saxbeat was sad because M**** wasn't there but perhaps he's lucky. Could have been more trouble.

After closing, Sophia and I showed Jasmine how to spin on the ring and Sophia did her usual chin-ups. Sophia says, "Doug didn't even do one chin-up when he got on stage. He didn't even call me." Boo hoo. He's too busy getting BFDed by Molli for you Sophia.

It's been a while since I've gone ASSCing and it was fun. It's meeting new people like Jasmine and Marc that makes all this worth while. For Marc182's take on the meeting, click here. For Jasmine's reply to my post that you just read, click right here.

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glo (from SF) Does LA (again)
Posted: June 24, 1996
By: glo

Click here to read his great post of 4 LA clubs. Normally, I would give out his e-mail address since it was posted on ASSC but he's a little shy so you'll have to find it on ASSC. He treks down to LA and "does" the Goose, Bob's, Ecstasy and Deja Vu (NH). He names a lot of dancers and calls it like he sees it.

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ASSC-XC (Traveling Man Comes to LA)
Posted by: Saxbeat (e-mail)
June 20, 1996

It's pronounced: ahss-see-eks-see.

It means: ass-c cross-country.

It translates as: Travellin' Man in Los Angeles for a little strip club fraternizing!

In the (Sam's) house: the illustrious ZBone, Nicholas, TM, and yours truly.

Once again, we started off at Sam's. Now, to be honest, no one is going to confuse Sam's with a great club, but I am really starting to love the place. It has the living room atmosphere that ALS has created at the Chez Paree. A great place to socialize. It also has the funniest wannabee DJ in the United States, who is also a magnificent maitre'z and tough bouncer.

Sophia (e-mail), the toughest, funniest chick in Los Angeles, entertained us for a while with some great stories and her very candid reaction to CS (Customer Shit) that she'd read about herself in ass-c. ZBone is calling her, "Sophia, the Internet Girl." I hope you're all ready for some flames like you've never seen before, because this lady has a fast, mean wit that will rip you to shreds. (But only if you deserve it.) Of course, she is also nice, personable, and has a caring streak that shows with an audible (pop) whenever she talks about a certain aspect of her private life. Unfortunately, I think we scared her away with boring talk. She missed BFD's ability to make conversation, no doubt.

Did I mention Sophia has a great stage show, with some nice acrobatics? She spins upside down from the ring. Oy vey! I get a headache just watching her!

(kiss-ass mode off)

For me, the introduction of the evening was Mocha, whom we were unfortunately unable to chat with for long. The girl is better than Fine. Her stage show is scorching, with some of the best pole work I've seen in a while... really athletic. And off-stage, she is as sweet as pecan pie, with a voice that makes my toes pop like popcorn. Ooh, baby. (It doesn't hurt that she knows how to compliment a guy, telling me I look like the guy who played Thelma's football-playing husband on "Good Times.") I ate it up.

Mmm mm.

Well, from Sam's, we headed off to the Deja Vu in North Hollywood. It was relatively empty, so I actually had a good time there.

<shill mode on> They use a two-DJ team now, which is brilliant, because rather than double the obnoxiousness, it halves it. One sits in the DJ booth, while the other wanders around with a wireless mic. They're actually tolerable. They should replace Mark and Brian on the radio. <shill mode off>

Well, I only have two words to say about the evening: Raven and Summer.

Raven is every bit the private dancer that BFD has described in this forum, and more. Double ouch! She has every move down, and then some. By the time she was done giving me my sole lap of the evening, I was actually hurting. Down side: She is a bit mechanical, as if she's been programmed to go through the moves, but whoever programmed her did a damn fine job, so what do you care?

I didn't get a private dance from Summer, because she was booked all evening. You read that correctly. She had guys lined up around the block. She should charge a separate admission, she is so hot. Her stage show is -- bar none -- the best I have ever seen. It even beats Serenity's. She has moves that I don't even know how she dreamed up, like "walking" across the stage using only the muscles of her gluteous maximus! Truly awesome, truly not to be missed. Get there at the beginning of her shift, because the line forms rapidly.

ZBone is right: On the basis of Summer alone, Deja Vu deserves the #1 club rating. When she took the stage, a whole cadre of customers moved to the previously empty stageside seating. It was something I've never seen before. From empty to SRO in ten seconds!

And, to top it off, she is a genuinely nice person. I spoke to her briefly and she is sweet, intelligent and polite. She talked about the 'net and her inclusion on ZBone's page. She is putting up her own page and even said since ZBone mentioned her on his page, she would mention him on her page! A very cool lady in every way. She's taking her show on the road, so keep an eye out for her in your town soon. Check ZBone's web page, 'cause I'm sure he'll know about it before any of us.

Many, many thanks to ZBone, Nicholas and Travellin' Man for their kindness, generosity and general good-spiritedness. You guys put the gentlemen in Gentlemen's Club.

I had a great time.

Saxbeat

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ASSCon-1.1
June 3, 1996

ALS (e-mail) and DougLee (e-mail) told me they arrived at Sam's at about 3pm or so. I got there at about 5pm thinking I would be early. They had already been ASSCing and eyeing Jade (one of my faves).

I'll copy Bubba's posting technique and list the dancers for Monday:
Corey, Sundae, Elaine, Jade, Venice, Sophia (e-mail), Lois Ayres (e-mail), Coco, Elizabeth, Sasha and Athena (e-mail)(my other fave).

Soon after, the late Saxbeat (e-mail) joined us, still recovering from ASSCon-1 but looking mighty dressy and neat. Next was Dodger1 (e-mail), then Nicholas (e-mail) then a lurker (C***s was his real name but I forget his posting name).

It turns out that Sasha knows ALS from SF and she asks him, "Can you take me home?" Huh? She almost had him getting ready to drive back to SF with her that night.

As always, DougLee was hitting on somebody and tonight, poor Sophia was the target. Actually, she's sharp enough to take him on and put him down. She's can dish it out too. After one of her sets, Doug gets on stage and starts to swing on one of the poles. "Hey Doug. Sorry, but in LA we don't BFD." Disappointed, he returns to his seat.

Unfortunately, I was not present for the great ASSCing because being the sometimes wannabe DJ, I had to work this night. While I toil, work and sweat to make a buck, the other ASSCers were laughing up a storm, drinking and eating. Doug, ofcourse had to give Sophia a shoulder and neck massage.

Soon, it was time for them to leave Sam's and lap it up at Deja Vu (North Hollywood). Off they went for a night of perversion. "Hey ALS. I thought you didn't get laps?" Dodger1 comes over and borrows my Deja Vu VIP card. Sure, go have fun you guys, while I have to work. That's OK.

For ALS' take on this event, click here. He's got the scoop on the warmup (6/2/96) and the day after events (6/4/96). For Saxbeat's take, click here. His POV is definitely different from ALS' and he says so. Is this Rashamon or what?

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Birth of ASSC
Posted by: Marc182 <marc182@primenet.com>

Look what I found. This was the birth of ASSC. I suggest we do something major when the group hits three. I wonder if David Guntner still lurks here.

From davidg@netcom.com
Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: cmsg newgroup alt.sex.strip-clubs
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 1993 23:56:29 GMT

Formation of this group has been discussed for quite a while on alt.sex.movies and more recently on alt.config; since it has met with considerable interest and no serious objections, I am creating it now.

This group is intended to be a forum for discussing strip clubs, go-go bars, stripping services, and related forms of live erotic entertainment. It is placed under the alt.sex hierarchy so that sites which do not want access to this topic and are already blocking the alt.sex hierarchy will not see it either.

For your newsgroups file:
alt.sex.strip-clubs Discussion of strip clubs, exotic dancers, etc.

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ASSCon-1
May 26, 1996

CP SignFor the gory details of my entire trip, click here to read my Diary. This section describes the actual ASSCon-1 convention only.

Saxbeat (e-mail), Kat (e-mail) and I drove to the Chez Paree (click here for CP review) for ASSCon-1 at about 6:30pm on Sunday. Saxbeat was driving his 2 seater so I was supposed to ride in the trunk but ended up with Kat on my lap. Very high mileage. I mean Saxbeat's car.

The front of the club is nothing to write home about but later I find the inside is small but relatively clean. We enter the somewhat dark club to find that ASSCon-1 was well under way. ALS was running around like a ferret, DougLee was pawing over Molly from Sacramento (not qualified for the Dancer Appreciation Contest, she sat quietly) and Bubba (e-mail) was already sitting at his high mileage seat at the stage. Click here for Bubba's take on this event. His take has all the gory details of each dancer performing on stage.

ALS quickly introduced us to so many ASSCers that, I must confess, it was kind of a blur. I'm sorry if I don't list you by name but you know who you are. All I remember was Dirty Dick handing me business card after business card until I couldn't hold them anymore. Moreover, Bob "I'll be there" Smyth was conspicuously absent even though I saw him on Friday night during the pre-pre-ASSCon-1 meeting at CP.

My friend Speed Racer met me there and we chatted about the ASSC pathetic losers attending the convention as I pinned my ASSCon-1 button and convention badge onto my jacket. We kept meeting more and more people as ALS would shout, "Z Bone!" and flag me down. After a little while, DougLee, Molly, Tiger, The Kid, Laar, Speed Racer and I went to a nearby restaurant to eat. While we were eating, Bubba comes rushing into the restaurant and tells Tiger it's Tiki's showtime. Everyone rushes to return but DougLee gets lost in the restroom and Speed Racer, DougLee, Molly and I end up returning late. When I enter back into CP, Kat and Tiki are on stage and some strange looking characters are sitting there.

I walk all the way to the other side of the club to get a better look. Oh, it's just Saxbeat and Bubba... but something is wrong with their faces. They seem to be covered with some dark thick stuff. They don't seem to be injured because they are laughing but they certainly look like... frosting on breasts were rubbed onto their faces. Yeah, that's what it looks like. Or not.

Before I can figure out what is going on, several ASSCers grab DougLee and carry him onto the stage where Tiki BFs DougLee while everyone watches. I am ashamed to admit that I did not try to help Doug out of this ugly situation. In a way, I sort of got a little... NO WAY! This was sick! To add insult to injury, in his attempt to escape, he also loses his... his... well you know. Fortunately, he managed to find it again later when the lights came on in the club. That could have been the end of his ASSCing for awhile.

Speed Racer and I leave for a while to go ASSCing (yes, during ASSCon-1, click here for reviews) and return just in time to see ALS announces the winners for the Dancer Appreciation Contest (posted on his web page) and serious DP starts up immediately. After gathering our belongings and wits, we all head over to Lori's for breakfast and we wrap up soon after.

This trip was interesting for me because I had not met the infamous SF group and doing so at the same time as ASSCon-1 was... a treat of ASSC O.D. to be remembered. Thanks to everyone for a blast! I will need 2 or 3... years to recover from this one.

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Nicholas Delurks for Serenity
April 25, 1996

Saxbeat (e-mail) had e-mailed me that Nicholas (e-mail) (lurker, sometimes poster) had invited him to see a feature at Industrial Strip. Moreover, Nicholas and his wife was going to be there and that he was a big fan of Serenity's dancing abilities. I've seen many features and their dancing ability is usually not their main feature, so I was skeptical.

As usual, I was running late and actually missed a street (haven't been hanging at Industrial) and got a little lost. Finally made my way and got there at about 8:20pm or so but I knew the feature would not start right on time at 8pm so I wasn't worried. As I enter, the place is dead! Sure it's only Thursday but not a good sign for Industrial or the feature.

I stand next to the bar looking for the group but I can't seem to locate... oh, there they are, sitting at the "U" horseshoe table near the stage, just like at Bob's. I walk over, say hi to Saxbeat. He introduces me to Rocket Scientist (e-mail) and I start chatting with him. He's as crazy as his web site would indicate. We know many of the same Hollywood people (no, not celebrities, people that hang there) and some dancers too. What a small strip world we live in.

Next, Saxbeat introduces me to Nicholas, his wife and his friend. They looked like they just came from an art gallery exhibit. I hope they take that the right way. Nicholas was very excited to show me his work-in-progress of photographs of exotic dancers. I used to be a photographer so I start looking very skeptically.

Large B&W prints with soft borders, dancers framed near the bottom with a lot of head room. Hmmm. This is like... ART! I start flipping thru the pictures and ask him if the dancers were posing or dancing and Nicholas tells me he just lets them fly and he keeps shooting. One set in particular that I liked was a dancer with dark hair that was throwing her hair about and there were several shots of her hair in mid flight. It turns out Nicholas teaches this stuff and is really into shooting exotic dancers and it shows. He's a real lover of the "art" of exotic dancing. E-mail him if you are interested in having him do photos for you or just want to find out more.

Before the feature, they have a "ladies choice" and 19 dancers came onto the stage. I saw 2 I liked and one of them was really hot! I was thinking about a lap with her but didn't want to risk missing any ASSCing at the table. You're saying, "Where's your priorities!?" But I watched some of the other dancers while they did their laps and I could see it was full song grinds and a little feeding from some. Unfortunately, it $30 at Industrial.

Before you know it, Serenity comes out and does her show. Click here to read my review of her or click here to read Nicholas' take on the event. All I have to say here is she's not too serene when it comes to dancing on stage! Thumbs up from me. Nicholas' wife gives her a bouquet of red roses. I haven't seen that too often. This guy's got class.

After her set, Rocket and I walk over to the table for the feature and talk to Serenity a bit. Rocket gets her Comic book that was banned in the Texas prison system ("it's for my friend") and also gets a Polaroid picture with her nude on his lap. Yup, that's Rocket alright. Porno star Mike Horner is also there to talk shop with her. Probably trying to talk her into doing a movie with him. Saxbeat comes over and tells us he has to get up early so he's bailing. I guess he was just David that night.

Later, Serenity comes over to our table and chit chats with Nicholas and his group. Rocket and I shoot the bull for a bit then I excuse myself to go talk to the owner of Industrial. He's not too happy about the turn out and I'm sure the 19 house dancers are not thrilled either. He tells me it's been slow the entire week. I told him I enjoyed the show and good luck with the club. Soon after I return to the table, we all decide it's time to hit the road.

It was nice meeting some new LA ASSCers again. We need to do this more often.

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Bubba Comes Knocking on Bob's Door
February 16, 1996

For Bubba's (e-mail) take on this ASSC event, click here. He has more detail about Lisa Ann (the feature) and somethings that went down before I got there.

Here's my take on it:

Saxbeat e-mailed me to tell me Bubba's coming to town and they are all going to see Lisa Ann (the feature) at Bob's Classy Lady.

Friday's are not very good for me so I'm very late. I get there at 9:20pm or so. I look around but I can't find anybody. Rusty comes over and says hi. She tells me the ASSCers are around somewhere so she'll look for them for me. Sure 'nuff, she finds Saxbeat and the others for me. Dodger and Lurker R are there along with Saxbeat and his friend.

ZBONE: Where's Bubba?
SAXBEAT: I'm not sure. Backstage with Lisa Ann??

I immediately startup with Siren questions because I missed the entire posting and threads.

Fast forward to Bubba appearing from somewhere. Wha-zup? I had never met Bubba. He's a mixture of polite/gentleman and wild/crazy at the same time. It's very hard to explain but fast forward to Rusty dancing for us in the "U" and Bubba sucks on her toe. I'm not going to explain it. You just had to be there. Then I got back up and sat down.

Fast forward to Tina dancing in the "U" for us. Dodger knows her and she knows him. We all watch and know it. This dancer knows the moves. The word "hypnotize" comes to mind here. She grabs Dodgers ASSC notes.

TINA: What the hell is this??
DODGER (not letting go): It's nothing.
TINA: Let me see it!!
DODGER: NO!

Tina grabs it and starts to read it.

SAXBEAT (looking over her shoulder reading the paper): "All dancers are pathetic."

<insert flame mail here>

After we get back off the floor, fast forward to Lisa Ann's feature dancing. Bubba is the only one from ASSC, brave enough to sit on stage. Lisa comes to him at the end and "thanks him". Wow!

ZBONE to DODGER: Was there some Paris action there?
DODGER: Couldn't see from my angle.
ASSC: Bubba! Bubba! Bubba! Bubba! Bubba! Bubba! Bubba!

Somehow, this crazy toe sucking guy actually seems to be embarrassed by this chanting. He's too much!

I ask my friend Gigi to come and dance for us but she's got laps lined up for the next hour. Oh well. We keep entertaining ourselves with ASSC talk and "U" dancing.

We watch Lisa again with Rusty and she actually puts on a pretty good show the third time around. She's got an expensive headgear thing along with a fantastic costume.

RUSTY: That thing on her head probably cost her $1000 bucks.
SAXBEAT: [snip]
ZBONE: [snip]
RUSTY: You guys are bad.
ZBONE: We're just kidding.
SAXBEAT: No we're not.

Saxbeat and his friend has to take off. I see Gigi talking to a customer so I walk over for the last try to get her to dance for us. She finally comes over. Larry finally gets away from the bar (this is Friday afterall) and sits in with us. Gigi is causing Saxbeat to have a strange smile on his face. He seems to be having some type of problem with his hands. They keep twitching. He looks like he's going to cry. But it's a good kind of cry. At that point, Larry must leave us. We all know why. He had to do that last time too. Sorry Larry.

Oh, almost forgot. Bubba kissed and licked her toe also. Don't even ask. I'm rolling on the floor.

Now, we get into a tight huddle at the "U" while Gigi keeps... keeps dancing for all of us. Yeah, dancing. Then Bruce (the bouncer / floater / assistant to Larry) has a sissy fit and tells Gigi to stop dancing. Oh well. "All good things must come to an end..." How about, "Too much of a good thing..."

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OC ASSC Meet And Greet @ TJ's
January 13, 1996

Unfortunately, I had to go to Spearmint Rhino on the same day. Originally, I was going to check out the Wild Goose and then TJ's but my schedule exploded that day. Sorry I missed what must have been a wild time. What else at TJ's? Agent Special K was there spying on the situation. He sent me a full report but it was so WILD, I can't post it here. Click here to see ENGNR1's take on the event. Hope to be at the next one.

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Las Vegas ASSC Meet And Greet
January 5, 1995

During my CES trip to Las Vegas, I met up with JayJ to have a mini meet and greet get together at Olympic Gardens and Cheetah's. Click here to read more in my Diary.

JayJ's post of this meeting follows:

There was a very small meeting (Z Bone and his friend, and me) at the Olympic Gardens in Las Vegas Friday night. If some other ASSC folks showed up and couldn't find us, I'm sorry. You know what a zoo the O.G. was -- at least 150 girls working and still a pretty high customer / dancer ratio.

It was good to meet Z Bone and talk about some of the clubs and threads. We each got a few dances, some forgettable, some quite nice (if you like them slim but sexy, try to find Staley).

Eventually we bailed from the O.G. and headed to Cheetah's. It was just as packed, but with more energy than the O.G. had. Just about every dancer I know there was working, although there were a few I was only able to say "Hi" to -- Alex said she was working a group of 27, getting most of them into the couch room one at a time, and doing some dances out on the floor. She was starting to look real tired by the time we left. Still, we all managed to let a pretty lady talk us into the couch room. We kinda got separated, so I'll be interested in seeing Z Bone's take on the night after he returns home and can post again.

As usual for the conventions, it was just too busy to have a great time, but it was a good night. I was glad to put another face to a name here. If anybody is in town for any of the smaller conventions and would like to get together, send me some E-Mail and we'll work something out.

Jay J
I don't need no steenkin' signature

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LA ASSC Meet And Greet
December 28, 1995

There was an LA ASSC meeting of sorts at Bob's Classy Lady on December 28, 1995, arranged by Saxbeat (e-mail). Click here to read more in my Diary.And if you want to read Saxbeat's take on the event, click here.

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Sayla (NakedGirl9) Smiles on ASSC

SaylaUnfortunately, I don't remember who posted Sayla's picture and when. Moreover, she lives in Texas and not California (let alone Los Angeles). However, posting this binary caused so much commotion on ASSC that I think her picture deserves to be remembered here.

Actually, I just like looking at it. She's got that smile. Hmmm. How far is Houston again?

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L.A. Get-together
Posted by: Saxbeat (e-mail)
December 13, 1995

Update December 22, 1995
This meeting is canceled. Please e-mail Saxbeat for more information on the new location.

Well, after a lot of totally conflicting requests from both regulars and lurkers, I was finally able to coordinate with RJ and Z Bone and here is the final decision:

Sam's Hofbrau, Thursday, December 28, at 12:30 p.m.

At this point, I also consider this a planning session for a "raid" on the New Century Theater to take place during Mac World next month. Watch out guys, Los Angeles is in the house!

Anyway, Sam's is at:

1751 East Olympic Boulevard
Los Angeles, California
(213) 623-3989

Directions: To get there, exit 10 Fwy at Alameda, go north on Alameda to Olympic, turn left (west) and it's on the right (north).

Sorry to those of you who voted for Orange County or Bob's. I hope you will come to Sam's anyway, and we can plan a trip for February.

Please e-mail me if you plan on coming to Sam's. If I give Z-Bone a count ahead of time, he will arrange for us to get a big table.

Saxbeat

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ASSC Buttons

Take a look at the button that ALS made for ASSC. He has a web site with the button: ASSC Button by ALS. Too cool for words. His e-mail address is: als2@ix.netcom.com. If you want one, send a Self-Addressed-Stamped-Envelope to:

ALS
c/o NCSFPUB
564 Mission Street, #217
San Francisco, CA 94105

Enclose $1.25 CASH per button. Limit of 4 buttons per person. State your E-Mail address. He will confirm via e-mail. 1st come, 1st served. Only 160 buttons left!

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ASSC Strip Club Directory

Update December 4, 1995:
Rick's site is now suspended.

Rick Jordan's links to all strip club web sites is at: ASSC Strip Club Directory. Strip clubs want to be on the information highway too! This pretty much covers them all. Find Rick posting on ASSC.

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ASSC Emblem Web Page

Frankly, I like ALS's button and the emblem that's on it (see his web site). But I had so much free time, I tried my hand at some emblems for ASSC. If you don't have anything better to do, and would like to vote on the one you like, click here.

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