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Bob's Classy Lady ASSC/LA Editorial
Van Nuys, Ca PERVERT HOLLYWOOD The following chronicles my first night of ASSCing, porn and perversity in Los Angeles during the President's Day holiday weekend. As usual, I planned to attend the annual FOXE (Fan's Of X-Rated Entertainment) Awards Show, the "people's choice" awards for the adult film/video industry held on Sunday night, Feb. 18 in Hollywood. When then-Saxbeat-now-David made his triumphant visit to SF in early January, I mentioned to him that I would be in the LA area during the FOXE weekend and he took it upon himself to set up an LA-version of ASSC Friday Night during my visit. And the timing couldn't have been better because LISA ANN, one of my current favorite adult stars, was the feature act at Bob's Classy Lady (Van Nuys) during the FOXE weekend. So thru email and phone communication, David set up an informal ASSC gathering for Friday night. At 5pm I arrived at the Burbank Airport and met my friend and host for the weekend, Dr. X (porn photog extraordinaire). We picked up the rental car and drove to his place (in downtown Hollywood) so that I could drop off my stuff, rest up a bit, and take off for Bob's. However, since I didn't want to miss LISA ANN's first evening show at 730pm, "rest up a bit" quickly became "change my shirt" and we were off. We arrived at Bob's at 745pm but luckily she hadn't gone on yet. Upon hearing of our arrival, she summoned us from her dressing room to say "Hi!" Dr. X and I were allowed backstage, chatted briefly with her and left her as she was putting on the final touches of her costume. As Dr. X bought me a coke at the juice bar I met ASSC-lurker lar (who recognized the ASSC pin on my shirt collar). lar mentioned that he had met my SF friend IRL when Blondage appeared at Bob's in December! LISA ANN "... Just a Fantasy" Dr. X and I took seats at the end of the "second" stage, all the other seats on the "main stage" were taken. The thumping, spacey sound of Aldo Nova enveloped the club as the DJ announced the arrival of... "Miss LISA ANN!" All decked out in "space suit" silver, LISA ANN exploded onto the stage with unbridled enthusiasm and high energy, communicating with the audience throughout her four-song set. LISA ANN is currently one of the best feature dancers in combining sexual energy and interactive audience participation during her stage shows (BROOKE WATERS and ALICIA RIO also come to mind). During the show, she used my collar to hang up part of her costume, then at the end of her set, "personalized" one of her fan club T-shirts and presented it to me. Like... LA ROCKS!!! ASSC/LA Meeting in Session While waiting for LISA ANN to appear at the Fantasy Booth to do Polaroid photos after her show, Dr. X and I had time to dine on sandwiches and fries at the juice bar. After eating, I made my way to wait in her Polaroid line when a familiar face suddenly appears and asks simply, "Bubba?" DAVID, MY FRIEND!!! Big hug! He introduces me to his friend (I'll refer to him as "S") and the "Artful" Dodger. Nice to meet you guys! I take a seat with them in their "office", the U-shaped table just to the right of SFC (stage, front/center) and before any of us can say a thing, beautiful blonde CANDICE comes to our table and begins writhing oh-so suggestively during a "Ladies Choice" break... Uh, huh-huh... What were we talking about? Rolling Her Own After CANDICE leaves us completely breathless, we ASSC about who'll be showing up tonight, the latest threads, what's new in SF, if any dancers at Bob's resemble my fellow pervert-in-love TIKI, the latest on the SIREN situation, etc. As we talked, I noticed that the line for Polaroids had subsided so I break from the group and go to the Fantasy Booth to talk with LISA ANN. I gave her copies of photos I had shot of her at the recent Las Vegas CES and we sat on the sofa reminiscing while she flipped thru the photos. I accepted her invitation to "hang out" with her between shows in the dressing room. Once there I helped her roll posters for her next show. We talked about the demise of the NC (where I had originally met her almost a year ago), her upcoming video projects and dance gigs, life in general, etc. She'd decided to do her cowgirl set for her 930pm set so I left her to get ready (time really flies between shows!). I returned to the office and who do I meet? The inimitable ZBone! More hugs. More ASSCing. LISA ANN's on again so I sit along the tip-rail on the same side of the stage as our office. Beautiful cowgirl LISA ANN struts, two-steps and do-see-do's with the poles dynamically throughout her set and the packed house at Bob's whoops it up. Yee-Haw! During her fourth song, she gave out her rolled posters to deserving audience members and when she stepped in front of me, gave the poster the ROYAL treatment... giving it a total p*ssy floss, followed by a totally wet b.j. and gave it to me by making ME give it a b.j. too... During all the excitement, I could hear my name being chanted by a group of pathetic losers ;-) sitting directly behind me... In fact, Dodger came running over, grabbed my poster, held it in the air for all in Bob's to see and gave it one LONG sniff... Dodg-er, Dodg-er, Dodg-er! A perv after my own heart! I LOVE THIS PLACE!!! Eclectic Taste In Women... After the show I visited LISA ANN again in the Fantasy Booth to have her autograph the poster and do some Polaroids with her (museum pieces, of course). I returned to the office and met the ultra-cute and very friendly waitress SELENA. And yes, David, she IS absolutely wonderful... and oh what a butt. Later, I took a seat on the second stage to watch a VERY intense dance by cute brunette ARIEL that aroused everyone anywhere near the tip rail. She as sweatin', we were sweatin'... Awesome! Personable red-haired beauty RUSTY came to our office and entertained all of us in ASSC/LA. I was in the midst of an intense conversation with Dodger (about Kirk Gibson, I believe) when I overheard David say something about kissing RUSTY's feet... So I, of course, couldn't resist offering to lick her toes... (Something so familiar about beautiful red-haired dancers offering me their feet on Friday nights? Hmmm...) And she accepted! Lick-lick, giggle-giggle... Oooh, ticklish eh? Wait, it feels like your dog? Again I hear my name in chant... It was well past midnight as the evening's ASSC festivities were winding down when the sultry and passionate GIGI performed perhaps THE best table dance of the night. And this time, nobody chanted when I licked GIGI's toes... Yes! Acceptance at last! David, "S", Dodger, ZBone, lar... Thanks for everything! ASSC/LA Rules... IT RULES! Bubba
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