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be documented here so that you can see how "boned" out I can get sometimes.
All the names have not been changed and there is no such thing as
"off the record."
Erotica LA
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Rayne and Pearl decided
that they were going to have a booth at
Erotica LA and asked me if I wanted
to share their booth. Being the lazy bum that I am, I told them thanks but
no thanks. What, me work a booth? Why do I want to work? Nonetheless, Laar
wanted to meet and check this thing out. I brought along a dancer friend
of mine, Sydney, who wanted to see the porno stars. We were walking around
looking at whips and S&M cages, when suddenly, Sydney screams and jumps
on Ron Jeremy's lap. Unfortunately for all of us, he decided to lick and
grope her, which made me so sick, I could barely take this picture.
Later on, a woman at a booth demonstrated a male pleasuring device which was made of "Chinese silicone", according to the salesperson. It felt like really soft Gummy Bears and it wraps around the male organ. I asked her if I could just leave that on when I have sex with a woman but she didn't answer my question. Laar thought that it might get stuck. And besides, the silicone might make her sick. On Sunday, Laar, Fixer and I met again at the show, then went to Bob's Classy Lady for the after show get together. Not much went down except for us playing Foosball against a dancer for free laps. Needless to say, the dancer came out the winner.
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Hangin' With Kelly O'Dell
June 21, 1997
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When Bubba was down to visit, he went back there but I forgot to ask what it was like. Actually, the dressing room is not all that and it doesn't even have it's own bathroom. This picture was taken in the dressing room right before Kelly was about to go on stage for her set. She sure has a lot of fancy looking costumes.
But Kelly told me that when she travels around the country featuring, some clubs don't have a separate dressing room for the feature and she has to get dressed in the manager's office. She told me that once the manager was screaming at a dancer, making for a good pick-me-up before her set.
Another tidbit I picked up is that at many clubs (including Bob's), the feature is told to go on stage late so that the patrons are inclined to buy more drinks. Now I've finally got confirmation that this is not the features being tardy all the time. Well, I guess that's how they make enough money to pay these expensive features. The other thing I didn't realize is that the feature makes most of her money from Polaroids and selling videos, and not from tips on stage. Come to think of it, I've noticed that some features don't make much money on stage.
The other thing I didn't fully realize is that because there are props involved with the act, the roadie has to do a lot of work preparing for the sets. Kelly also had to get mentally ready to go on stage, not unlike a stand-up comedian or other stage performers. I imagine it's quite a rush to go on stage in front of so many fans screaming at you.
We had to go before her last performance but it was a blast hangin' with Kelly.
Angela's B-Day Party
April 26, 1997
Angela, dancer friend of mine who works at Classy Lady in the valley, invited
me to her birthday party on Saturday night. Thinking that she and her 2 dancer
roommates would have tons-of-dancers over for their party, I decided to mosey
on over there after checking out some strip clubs.
When I arrive at her house, there are only 3 guys and the 3 girls. Not much
seems to be going on except everybody is drinking and watching TV. I just
hang and shoot the bull with them for a couple of hours as more and more
guys arrive to the party. Hmmm. No girls. When another dozen or more guys
come in and only one other dancer arrived, I figure it's going to be a all
guys party with 4 dancers. No problem. Next, they bring out Angela's cake
and as you can see in the picture, Angela ends up with the cake on her boobs
instead of her mouth.
At least I got to meet the new owner of
Star Gardens. He seemed
to be a cool enough guy but he sure had quite an entourage with him. And
boy can these guys put shots down like water! My friend Sam also showed up
in his James Bond outfit and we started our own party.
While we were talking, Angela's roommate started to get frisky with her roommates
boyfriend. His girlfriend decided to pull his pants down and give him a
good
spanking. Then Sam decides that what the guy really needed was a carrot
and celery up his butt. He must have liked it because they repeated the whole
process again later on in the evening. It was getting a little too wild so
I decided to go to the bedroom to say bye to Angela but she was also busy
with a guy and 2 other girls. Looks like everybody is getting all the action
but me. Sounds about right.
ASSCon-LV2
January 10-12, 1997
Normally, I always attend the CES show in Las Vegas every year and while I'm there, checkout the booths at the adult video software section as well. This year, one thing led to another and before I knew it, there was a long list of ASSCers that decided to come down for a meet & greet get together at Cheetah's in Vegas for ASSCon-LV2 on Saturday.
On Friday, SpeedRacer and I eventually end up at the adult software section of CES. How did that happen? We chat away with Bruce 7 & Bionca, Shane, Misty Rain and Felecia for a while and notice that the rules are loosy goosy this year with PLENTY of flashing! The one year I don't bring my camcorder and this is what happens.
Afterwards, LMR calls me and he get's Dodger, Ginger, Laar, SpeedRacer and myself together for us to checkout the Utopia Club party sponsored by Vivid Video. We go down there and checkout the sites. It's pretty dead and too loud for chatting ,so we exit. Ginger decides we should all go wake up CP-1 at 4am. I thought it would be funny if Ginger stood at the door butt nekkid, but she didn't fall for it.
CP-1 answers the door already dressed for lap dancing. I guess he must have known Ginger was going to visit him. He's gracious enough to let us all in and order room service and munch out to the max. The MGM's room service is actually pretty good. It certainly beats what I'm used to at Bally's. Maybe it's because CP-1 is a high roller and he get's special treatment. Naah.
The next day, the same group met at the Vivid
booth at CES. Ginger just wants to girl-handle all the adult video stars.
This girl is grabbier than any guy I've ever met in my life. Here's a picture
of Ginger (right) grabbing Misty Rain's ass-set and smiling about it. How
come she gets to grab and when I try to do the same thing, I get slapped
in the face? Click on the picture to see Ginger exchanging bodily fluids
with Misty Rain. She gets to have all the fun. You should have seen the
expressions on the faces of the other conventioneers when this went down.
If you want to see Ginger molesting other poor adult stars, checkout Ginger's website. If you had any doubt as to her Brazen Hussy status, you should have no doubts anymore. Later that day, she poses with Magician Penn Gillette of Penn & Teller fame. Boy, this guy is really tall. He didn't try to make anything disappear into Ginger but I'm sure he was considering it.
That night was the big ASSCon-LV2 bash at Cheetah's. For the gory details of the bash itself, read my ASSCon-LV2 ASSC page.
SpeedRacer and I left the bash to go to the Palomino Club in North Vegas to a dancer friend of ours. Unfortunately, neither one of us could remember her stage name in Vegas so we had to go in without knowing if she was there. The minute we walk up the stairs, I see one of my old fave dancers from LA. Her stage name there is Gina. I ask her about our friend and she tells us that she left early. Bummer. However, I did manage to get some crazy mileage from Gina. That's the good news. The bad news is, I took my ASSC pin off to get my high mileage laps and forgot it at the club. If anybody finds it, e-mail it to me. Otherwise, there were several good lookers there but I had to avoid some serious DP action by just sitting with Gina. Maybe next time.
The next day, LMR, Sick and I checkout the CES again, then off to some gambling. Later, LMR took us to Larry's Villa (read my review) and Sick played some pinball. There wasn't much else to do there anyway.
All in all, this was a much needed break for ol' Z Bone. Thanks for everyone for making this a very memorable trip to Vegas.
