Club Reviews
Top 5 Favorite Clubs For July 1996
These are the clubs I like to hang out at right now. Read carefully, because my reasons for why I like these clubs may not be what you're interested in. For a full review of these clubs, check out the Club Review section or just click on the name of the club from here.


Many hot stocks fall just like clubs. I don't want to ruin the surprise but #1 is changed again. I told you things change fast in this industry. I wasn't kidding.


5
The New Jet Strip
This used to be my fave club a few years ago when they had a lot of good lookers doing the nasty. The quality level went way down but it's starting to return again. The nasty factor is going back up and there's always something new to checkout. This is the club to keep your laps on for now. It's up and cumming... again.

If you see Brandy, tell her I said "Hi." For some seriously nasty laps, try Bambi. Yes, like the deer.  I'm Thump-her.

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4
Mr. J's Restaurant
This is the only alcohol club that makes my top 5 list. This club is full of gorgeous dancers. Unlike Fritz, you get a selection of 25 - 35 Penthouse quality dancers to choose from with NO COVER. If you want to drink and look at the best looking dancers in LA, this is the place to go.

What's the bad news? The laps are mild and this is not the place for lovers of natural tops.

Say "Hi" to blond bombshell Summer (Dancer of the Month for April '96) for me. She always keeps that place warm for everybody.

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3
Bob's Classy Lady
Features, features and features. The only club in LA with weekly features. It's big and classy looking enough to take your open minded date here. Mixture of the nastiest lap dancers in LA mixed in with some of the best looking nude dancers in LA.

Tell Gigi, and Justice, Z Bone sent you for a lap.

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2
The Gentlemen's Club
At the blink of an eye, they come back from off the list. They now have laps during the day (only from some of the dancers) but that's still nothing to write home about.  It's just not very nasty here.

That's not why I like this place.  It's cozy, clean, and friendly.  But the most important factor for me here is: Quality.

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Drum roll please...
And Z Bone's Fave LA Strip Club Is...
1
Tropical Lei
Back to it's traditional position as #1 again. Yes, it's still hot. They don't call it Tropical for nothing. They set the standards. If that's not enough, they now have the house dancers doing $40 nude laps like Ecstasy. I love competition at strip clubs.

Say "Hi" to C. C. Overdrive (Dancer of the Month for January 1996) and get a Overdrive-lap for me. Tell her Z Bone sent ya.

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