Top 5 Favorite Clubs For March 1996

These are the clubs I like to hang out at right now. Read carefully, because my reasons for why I like these clubs may not be what you're interested in. For a full review of these clubs, check out the Club Review section or just click on the name of the club from here.

Ecstasy

My summary for this club is "glossy and expensive". So why do I like it? 2 words: Nude laps. Don't go here unless you want to drop some heavy money like at Bob's.

Gentlemen's Club

They slip one spot this month because they have lost some of their best lookers. Afterall, the reason they are on this list at all is because of the good lookers. Without them, they are lost. The owners are too busy with their new dance club and their new manager is the pits. There's still quite a few Bare and 20/20 defectors here. I always try to find a club with a lot of good looking girls, even if the nasty factor is low. This is that club for me. What can I say? I just like hanging out with good looking girls. Say "hi" to Tyler, and centerfold Summer (dancer of the month for March) for me.

Mr. J's Restaurant

This is the only alcohol club that makes my top 5 list. This club is full of gorgeous dancers. Unlike Fritz, you get a selection of 25 - 35 Penthouse quality dancers to choose from with NO COVER. If you want to drink and look at the best looking dancers in LA, this is the place to go. What's the bad news? The laps are mild and this is not the place for lovers of natural tops. Say "hi" to blond bombshell Summer for me. She always keeps that place warm for everybody.

Bob's Classy Lady

Features, features and features. The only club in LA with weekly features. It's big and classy looking enough to take your open minded date here. Mixture of the nastiest lap dancers in LA mixed in with some of the best looking nude dancers in LA. Tell Gina, and Justice Z Bone sent you for a lap.

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Tropical Lei

Still #1 and going strong. The good stuff is back. Best laps in Southern California. If that's not enough, they now have the house dancers doing $40 nude laps like Ecstasy. I love competition at strip clubs. Say "Hi" to C. C. Overdrive (Dancer of the Month for January 1996) for me.