Club Reviews

Top 5 Favorite Clubs For 1995

These are the clubs I like to hang out at right now. Read carefully, because my reasons for why I like these clubs may not be what you're interested in. For a full review of these clubs, check out the Club Review section or just click on the name of the club from here.


5
Star Strip
This month, this club really takes a dive and goes back down below Gentlemen's Club and Ecstasy because they have discontinued their half price offer for Z Bone lappers. I've been getting a lot of complaints about the fact that this club is not nasty. I never said it was. It's a place where you get close up views of naked women for a couple of bucks per set. Period.

XXX-stars, laps, shower dancing and location.  There are 8 small stages. What does this mean for me? Well, I can watch multiple dancers on stage. Also, the stages are very small. The same size as the private dance stage at 7th Veil. So just with a couple of dollars, you are practically getting a private nude dance. If you pick the right girl, you can get some laps that will keep you smiling. But overall, the nasty factor is low here.

Say "hi" to Tyler (Dancer of the Month for October) for me if you go there.

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4
Ecstasy
This month, this club moves up again.

Wow. This club goes from unrated and no review to the top 5 list with one shot. My summary for this club is "glossy and expensive". So why do I like it? 2 words: Nude laps. Don't go here unless you want to drop some heavy money like at Bob's.

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3
Gentlemen's Club
There's still quite a few Bare and 20/20 defectors here. I always try to find a club with a lot of good looking girls, even if the nasty factor is low. This is that club for me. What can I say? I just like hanging out with good looking girls.

Say "hi" to Anna (Dancer of the Month for December) for me next time you're there.

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2
Spearmint Rhino
Oxnard
Rhino falls a notch because my fave dancer Tristan is no longer there.

Yes, it's far.  That's why they appreciate good tippers. I like the look and feel of the club. The outside doesn't do justice, but check out the inside. The only club I've seen with cushions all around the stage edges where the customer sits. This is very comfortable for dancer and customer alike. Even though the ceiling is high, the lights hang low to give the illusion that the ceiling is lower. Bob's should have checked into this before building their cold club.

There are a few good lookers and they are not spoiled with money like at Tropical Lei. They are allowed to stand up on the couch and do the old grind on your lap for only $15. What more do you want?

Check out November's Dancer of the Month, classy and just fine Tristan from Rhino. She is hot!

Update November 12:
Sorry, Tristan has quit the Rhino. Will keep you posted on her wherabouts.

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Drum roll please...
And Z Bone's Fave LA Strip Club Is...

1
Tropical Lei
The good stuff is back. Best laps in Southern California. Any questions? I didn't think so.

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