Date: Mon 10/2/00 12:32 PM
From: Felix
City: Key West

Just last week I went to Key West for a vacation and found the BEST joint I have EVER been to. Mind you I've been to many many places around the country. The place is called Teasers (on Truman Ave) in Key West. There are many reasons that this place is perfect.

Its Full Nude.

In this part of Florida they can serve a FULL BAR at FULL NUDE places. This is unheard of in most states. I have to say that it was more festive and I think CA should change the laws. Who doesn't need a drink when at the nudie BAR.

Unlike CA you can smoke there. Where there is drinking, there is smoking. Its only natural for this kind of place to have a thick cloud of blue smoke if only for the ambiance

The lap dances are NUDE. The contact is full, the girls rub their WHOLE body on you and ENCOURAGE grabbing of their boobs. Of the 11 dances I had, (split between 5 girls) all of them save one, put my hands on their boobs. It bears repeating, the private dances are all nude and they are all over you like a cat.

The dances are $20 unlike jetstrip which is $30 This is reasonable considering what you get at most places for $20.

The caliber of women is better than Jet Strip but not quite Spearmint Rhino and no where near 4 Play. There were no pigs, no cottage cheese, bruises one c-scar and one case of fried eggs on a hook.

The stage antics were mild. No real acrobatics at all. In fact, it was pretty uninspired, just a showcase so you can see which one you want to have dance for you.

It wasn't a hustler joint where the waitresses descended on you to buy dancers drinks. The waitresses were attentive and nice. Not one dancer asked me to buy her a drink. In fact, drinks were cheap by any bars standards. Heineken - $4, vodka tonic - $5.

Clientele: Navy / Air Force guys, locals, blue-collar folk with a paycheck to burn. Not too many tourists which was odd for it being on a main road into town.

Claim to fame: The design of the Mars lander was started there on a napkin.

Date: Sun 8/13/00 3:40 PM
From: steedrb
City: Charleston, SC

Just a little info and update to your Charleston, SC reviews, along with some questions about Myrtle Beach.

ALL of the clubs along Dorchester Rd. (Silve Slipper, Hayloft, Gentlemen's Club, etc.) are [now] CLOSED. Charleston County Council decided that there should be a 6 ft. boundary b/tw dancers and patrons, and it evidently killed their business along this corridor. you were spot on about the Hayloft (Ugh!), and the same could have been said for its neighbor, the Firehouse. The Silver Slipper was a feast or famine type of place, but you were correct that there was no privacy and way too much lighting in that place. On occasion, girls from the College of Charleston could be found there, which was ALWAYS nice.

The establishments around Meeting Street Rd. are still in operation, as they are within the city limits and exempt from the County's ruling. Diamond's is still the cream of the crop, pulling in girls on rotation from Myrtle Beach and even Florida. Laps are tame, and I have only once sprung for the shower area (a couch dance, actually). Nice freebies and contact then. Now, the private dances are backstage in booth areas. Curtains offer privacy, but my dancer (an extremely hot redhead named "Amber") claimed that surveillance cameras were in place. True or not, this meant that I kept my hands to myself, although she did her fair share of light feeding and crotch rubbing.

Diamond's sister club is Thee Southern Belle, an all-nude/no booze establishment with a conveniently located package stpre next door. They also boast the Wet n' Wild topless/nude car wash next door. This place also has touring acts, but these never appeal to me - too much silicone. The downside to the Bele is the $20 cover and no-touching approach on the stage. Private dances are better, but my new friend did not allow extras, whether by her choice or by management's.

Across the tracks (quite literally) is the Wild, Wild Joker. I had always heard that this place is a dive, bu recently a friend had a great time there. not a huge place, and they pimp you hard for drinks (actually, the waitress does, but it still sucks). The key is that once a private dance is arranged ($20), you can inquire about extra contact. For an extra $5-$10, you can let you hands roam. The boundaries of this are dancer-dependent. Mine (Maria, eal nae Kim) let me lick her gorgeous ass and fondle her amazing (!!!) and real breasts all I wanted. No sucking or crotch contact, though. My buddy, on his previous trip, had better luck with "April." A through-the-pants cock-licking and lots of contact were allowed. Very nice! However, we were informed that she had quit dancing due to pregnancy.

Date: Sun 5/28/00 9:55 PM
From: Steve Jones [sss_2333@yahoo.com]
City: Davenport, IA

i was at your site reading some reviews of clubs in cali.

those places suck compared to iowa clubs.

i live in davenport iowa and we have two clubs here that blow away any cali. clubs,

one is in mt. joy iowa called southern comfort, right outside of davenport by the airport.

it has a $ 10.00 cover and you take your own beer or wine, it has two stages one big one with two poles and one like a square pit plus a back room for private dances.

this place makes the cali.clubs look like hooters.

its full nudity and each girl does 15 minute sets, most of the time they have two girls going on the main stage at the same time. the pit has one girl at a time.

they go naked almost instantly and hit the floor for damn near the whole 15 minutes, they also have flood lights that light up the stages like an operating room.

touching is allowed even encouraged, i am not talking about leg touching i am talking about tits and ass touching while they are totally nude. i have even seen guys suck on the girls nipples while they are on stage.

hell they will even grab both your hands and put them right on their tits or ass for a dollar.

they also have a pool table but in my 10 or so times there i have never seen one person use it, lol.

they have about 10 to 12 girls on a friday night and they are all 7's to 10's, they have two or three girls that i would kill for. one is a perfect 110 lb. petite blonde with tan lines that i almost kidnapped, and the other is a tall boob jobbed brunette with a pierced clit with a bell hanging from it.

the private dances are totally nude for $ 20.00 and you can touch their ass and tits and suck on their tits.

so. co. has the best private dances in the world, i have been to clubs in kentucky, daytona beach, tennesse, illinois, iowa, and a few more and southern comfort is the best club in the u.s.a.

another good one is tuxedos in davenport. there they are also full nudity and do 2 songs on the main then go through the crowd and do dollar dances topless and you can touch their ass.

the couch dances are $ 20.00 and are a awesome, you can even make deals with the girls if you get more than one song. i got one girl to give me 3 songs for $ 40.00 on a couch.

all clubs in iowa allow touching, iowa has the best strip clubs in the u.s.a.

sounds like you guys in cali. have way too many rules.

you would love the iowa clubs.

Date: Mon 5/1/00 8:59 PM
From: [Name withheld by request]
City: Las Vegas

I went to Vegas.....Crazy Horse II

Forget L.A. , these were the hottest girls I have seen anywhere...they are not shy and they are not modest. The best dances I have had ever. Check out Jamie and Holly for some long legged blonde fun! Two girls in one club blew away your dancers of the month, each month every month... I turned them on to your site so you should get some mileage there.....

Date: Sat 4/29/00 11:58 AM
From: Ashley
City: Reno

A friend of mine enlightened me on you site today. Right on. I live in Tahoe but work in Reno....yes...'work' is dancing. I've worked at every club in Reno (with the exception of 2 lame ones) and my conclution.......The Mens Club. I don't think you will find a finer establishment. Aside from having the best looking girls (most of which whom are from Norcal), ambiance, service and quality of dining at TMC have not been matched. If your ever in the area, I would recommend checking it out! Would be cool to see some 'props' about a place that is setting the standard for 'gentlemens clubs' all over. Thanks, keep up the good work!

Date: Thu 4/20/00 8:11 PM
From: [Name withheld by request]
City: Arizona

Currently living in club poor San Diego, which is now trying to ramrod a new proposed ordinance which would prohibit direct tipping of dancers. What a crock and a half.

1. Update on Deja Vu Las Vegas, as of 2/21/2000:

They now have bed dances available. Got very good mileage out of mine by being good, even got to run my fingers over her bare soles and thru her toes. Needless to say, tipped her well.

2. Interesting that no one has said anything yet about any places in Arizona. The only one that i've bothered to spend any time and money in so far is Eve's Tease, somewhere on Indian School Road (major east-west street). Have visited there once in 95, a couple of times in 99.

Club - Older, could be kept cleaner, decent lap dancing area. Thankfully, self parking and parking lot is reasonably lighted. $5 cover, no alcohol, drinks around $3 each (soda, Gatorade, water). Prices for dances varies, based on exposure (can go entirely nude and why anyone would opt for less is beyond me) and time, not number of songs (can get up to one whole hour). Club claims at time of transactions that the dancers get nothing, so they encourage customers to tip well...

Dancers - Wide range, some have been great. Staff surveillance can be thankfully spotty.

Attitude - Also wide range. Generally good.

Nasty Factor - Has been very good for me, but YMMV will probably apply as much here as others.