Club Reviews

Top 5 Favorite Strip Clubs

These are the clubs I like to hang out at right now. Read carefully, because my reasons for why I like these clubs may not be what you're interested in. For a full review of these clubs, checkout the Club Review section or just click on the name of the club from here.

 


5
Scamps
SignWith Jenna Jameson promoting this club for her uncle, this will be the porno star hangout for Orange County and perhaps, even all of Southern Cal. This club is definitely setup for features on stage with one of the biggest stages in town. If that's what you're into, and bigger is better for you, cruise down to this mega adult complex.

The format is different from Bob's in that there are no private booths for laps. However, they have incorporated TJ's rock bottom $10 lap dance pricing structure. This, along with their good hiring practices will keep this place competitive with the old timer clubs.

 


4
Jet Strip
Sign At one time, this club used to have the best booth dances in LA and of course, was my fave club. It's seen some bad times, but it has come back up to a decent level of action. For hardcore lapping entertainment in LA, checkout Jet Strip's Monday night special that they have going. The dancers get a break on their lap tipout so all the hot lappers are out to kill on Monday nights.

Check this hot action out for yourselves.

 


3
Spearmint Rhino
City of Industry
SignAs my avid readers know, I've stuck my neck out before here on my list. I'm going to try that again with this one. There is no doubt that this new addition to the Rhino chain is a really classy looking club. That alone does not allow them to be on this list. My prediction is that the hot dancers from other clubs will be attracted to this club like moths to light. In the mean time, checkout Jasmine during the day to see what I like.

 


2
Crazy Girls
Sign Once upon a time, this club used to be a restaurant and belly dance club. My, how things have changed for the better. If you are looking for hardcore nasty adult entertainment, this is not the place to go. What you will find there are good lookers dancing, trendy Hollywood types (male and female), and many lookie-loos.

Why should the new "Swingers" hangout be on my top 5? Because strip clubs have become more and more trendy and more and more females are going there to mix it up with male customers. The new strip club of the 90's is here to stay. Less sleaze, more hip. This type of club makes a lot of money for the club owner but less money for the dancers. But if you're a dancer that wants to be seen and be "discovered" or you're a Brad Pitt wannabe that wants a dancer girlfriend, check this place out. A must for the trendy crowd.

 


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And Z Bone's Fave LA Strip Club Is...
1
Beverly Club
Sign Once again, I'm going to make another prediction with my top 5 list. If you recall, I predicted that the Deja Vu, North Hollywood would be red hot for a while, then calm down. I was right that time. Now, I predict the same for this club as well. Deja Vu will be doing everything it needs to do to promote the club. There is currently no stage fees and are actively trying to get their best girls to work there. This club is too expensive for the average club goer. However, if you're on an expense account, keep in mind that they do take AMEX and it appears as the "Beverly Club" on the statement.

Hurry on over there while the getting is good. From past experiences, this will not last much over the one year mark. If things go well for them, they will start to jack the dancers and will eventually become just another Deja Vu.

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