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| These are the clubs I like to hang out at right now. Read carefully,
because my reasons for why I like these clubs may not be what you're interested
in. For a full review of these clubs, check out the Club
Review section or just click on the name of the club from here.
There is a lot of shuffling this month. I won't ruin the surprise for you but there is a new #1 for the first time since this web site started last year. Things change fast in this industry so get it while you can.
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| This used to be my fave
club a few years ago when they had a lot of good lookers doing the nasty.
The quality level went way down but it's starting to return again. The nasty
factor is going back up and there's always something new to checkout. This
is the club to keep your laps on for now. It's up and cumming... again.
 
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| This is the only alcohol
club that makes my top 5 list. This club is full of gorgeous dancers. Unlike
Fritz, you get a selection
of 25 - 35 Penthouse quality dancers to choose from with NO COVER. If you
want to drink and look at the best looking dancers in LA, this is the place
to go. What's the bad news? The laps are mild and this is not the place for lovers of natural tops. Say "Hi" to blond bombshell Summer (Dancer of the Month for April '96) for me. She always keeps that place warm for everybody.
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| Features, features and features.
The only club in LA with weekly features. It's big and classy looking enough
to take your open minded date here. Mixture of the nastiest lap dancers in
LA mixed in with some of the best looking nude dancers in LA. Tell Gigi, and Justice, Z Bone sent you for a lap.
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| For the first time, TL
falls one slot. But it's still hot here. They don't call it Tropical for
nothing. They set the standards. If that's not enough, they now have the
house dancers doing $40 nude laps like
Ecstasy. I love competition
at strip clubs. Say "Hi" to C. C. Overdrive (Dancer of the Month for January 1996) and get a Overdrive-lap for me. Tell her Z Bone sent ya.
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| New comer Deja Vu enters
the race and knocks the champion off the #1 spot for the first time since
my web page started last year. This is the hot club right now. They have
the capacity, the girls, the nasty laps and customers with big bulges in
their pants (no, their wallets). You can tell by the cars in the valet. Let me make sure everyone understands this change in my top 5. Yes, if you pick the right girl, you can get laps that are nastier than Tropical Lei because you are inside a booth, inside a room. However, that's not the only reason why they are #1. When my fave dancers start to move to a particular club, I know it's a hot club. It's like a hot stock tip. Buy now, but be ready to sell quickly when the time comes. If history repeats, this will not last forever, so NOW is the time to get your laps here. As always, read my FAQ about selecting dancers for your laps and remember, YMWV. From the e-mail I got from one reader, the day shift might not be a good time to go. Say "Hi" to Summer (Dancer of the Month for March 1996) and get her patented ultra-lap for me. Tell her Z Boner sent ya.
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