Club Profile
La Girls (Deja Vu)
Market Street, San Francisco, CA (map)
PHONE: 415-...-....       WEBSITE: none
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LAST VISIT: ../99       LAST UPDATE: 2/99

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COVER: $10

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STAGE FEE: not available     TIPOUTS: not available

 

In a Nutshell

  • A carbon copy of the Deja Vu Centerfolds on Broadway, only Baby sized, and with uglier girls.

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  • 2/8/98 (Contributed) - Stopped in La Gals today. It is nearly a carbon copy of the Deja Vu Centerfolds on Broadway, only Baby sized, and with uglier girls. $10 admission, with a permanent ink stamp!!! that is good for in and out only until 8pm, after 8pm there is no in and out. The lobby sells inexpensive porn videos. Pay the cashier $10, and walk through the curtains to the back.
  • There is a tiny round stage, maybe 8 feet in diameter, and tiny cocktail tables ala CP in front of the stage. Maybe ten tables, twice that many chairs. Dark lighting, with the same neon glow carpet used at Centerfolds. At 3pm I was the only customer in the joint, with six girls, all white, all average, maybe equal to decent MSC type, no stunners, and ex-MSC dancer Yoko was there, and she is a big girl, a very nice big girl, but definitely a big girl. I also hear that another ex-MSC biggie Jenna-Tel has worked there. Anyway, girls do the standard strip on the stage. Can't tell if there are laps in the lobby or not, does not look like it. And it would be weird doing it out in the open on those little dinky chairs.
  • DJ set up is right there on the same floor as the chairs, in the corner opposite the dinky stage, maybe 20 feet away. Very small. Yoko then gave me the tour. There are a few video booths that seat two, you have to feed the video booth paper money. You can watch alone or take a girl with you, but you will have to pay the girl to watch the video with you. Then there are a variety of theme booths, like Victorian, trip to the Moon, roaring twenties, etc. Just like the ones at Centerfolds, only not as elaborate or fancy. The rooms have real doors that close, not curtains, but also have a window! The girl will use a key to activate the fog in the window offering some privacy, but when time runs out, the fog goes away and you are public again!
  • Typical Deja-Vu-style laps are $20, but Yoko quoted $40 topless and $60 nude, and anything after that is up to you. I am not sure if she meant that if I wanted to get comfortable I could, or if I wanted to tip more I could, or what. Probably both.
  • Rumor was that the booths have video cameras in them, I glanced but could not see any in the dark, but I would not be surprised. I saw them at Centerfolds when I was there a year ago.
  • There is a second "stage" way in the back, after the theme rooms area. The stage is surrounded by "private booths", very similar to MB ultra room, except that you have to pay to enter the booth, a timer again, just like the video booth. Close the door, and fog fills the window. Time runs out, fog goes away, and you are public again, and have to leave. Once in the booth there is a waist-high horizontal rail and a sheer curtain separating you from the stage, but you can still see the guys in the other booths all around the stage. Yoko said this stage has been closed for some time. Duh, I wonder why???? Pay extra to see another stage show, after $10 admission? Yoko said they often had two girls dancing at once in the room.
  • I did not ask directly, but I got the impression that the financial arrangements here are the same as at other deja vus, ie: the house counts and times the lap dances, then collects 50% of the take from the girl for themselves. Bastards!

If I Could Change One Thing

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The Bottom Line

 

Club Quality
 
Basically functional.
Dancer Quality
 

4-6

Not terrible. Not great.

Dancer Attitudes
 
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Heat
 
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Go?
 
Too many better places to spend your money.

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