hours: ... a.m. - ... a.m.

cover: $40 + fees for private shows

food/drinks: none

private dances: private shows in private rooms; strictly look-but-don't-touch

vip rooms: all shows are in private rooms

dollars & sense: terrible return on investment; save your $$ and go somewhere else

state fee: not available   tipouts: not available

In a Nutshell

A lingerie/nude modeling place rather than an actual strip club, where you pay way too much and get way too little.

Full Review

This is a jack shack, do-it-yourself type of place, and it's fairly pricy for hands-off entertainment, especially considering the alternatives in SF. After paying $40 for the room, you pay another $40/60/80 to watch a girl dance clothed/topless/nude for 20 minutes. You are invited to "get comfortable" and take care of your own business, but don't expect any help.

Updates

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If I Could Change One Thing...

This place could disappear from the map and the world would be better for it.

The Bottom Line

Club Quality   Who cares?

Dancer Quality   4-7

Dancer Attitudes   Look but don't touch.

Heat   Only from your own hand.

Go?   I have an allergy to clip joints.