Got a burning question but a little
afraid to ask about something very personal? Sometimes a female point of
view is needed when it comes to some questions. That's the point of this
section.
Ms. Hunter is an exotic dancer in Los Angeles who is also Internet enabled
AND ready and willing to help those in need of some advice. As always, remember
that she is not a doctor or lawyer and the opinions expressed by her are
not medical or legal advice. Moreover, Ms. Hunters opinions do not necessarily
reflect the opinions of Z Bone.
Here is Ms. Hunter's dancing resume:
"I began dancing in Atlanta, GA. It's all nude, full liquor, no touching.
You must stand outside of the customer's knees when dancing. Most of the
clubs are very strict, and do not tolerate girls acting nasty or customers
getting out of line. I've traveled around and danced in many different cities,
and the rules do differ throughout the country. So, although my opinion may
differ from that of a dancer you may know, I have found that it is pretty
much in line with most dancers out there. Okay, having cleared that up.."
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Accidents Will Happen
March 6, 1998
Q:
A few weeks ago, I went to a strip bar and did one of those lap dances that
the dancers gave to the customers. During a lap dance with a woman, I accidently
kissed her cleavage, while she was shoving them in my face. I couldn't believe
what I did, but I was wondering, can a person get STDs or some other kind
of disease from this act? Anyway, I went to a doctor to get some tests done,
and it turned out i was ok, but I was still wondering if it's possible that
an act like this could cause one to contract some kind of bad thing.
H:
You "accidentally" kissed her cleavage????? I don't think there was anything
accidental about it. <looking around> Is it me, am I wrong here? lol
Anyway... to MY knowledge, I don't think you can contract any diseases from
kissing someones skin, UNLESS there is a sore and/or open wound on that would
allow the "disease" to permeate from the opening. I'm not in the medical
profession, so if anyone else out there has concerns about this particular
topic, then I suggest you contact your physician or call a STD hotline. The
numbers to various clinics can be found in your local phone book.
Remember my sweeties... WEAR THOSE CONDOMS!!! A quick dip of your dick, might
get you sick!
Can a Prude Be Converted?
March 4, 1998
Q:
I have been very happliy married to a wonderful woman who also happens to
be a major prude. That's the bad news... the good news I know she has
possibilities. We watch these edited Andrew Blakes and it drives her crazy.
I would bet that if there was a classy (I mean classy) nightclub where we
could watch exotic acts, get a few drinks in her, and have some privacy she
would "blossom" into what I know she wants, and in fact I need to stay faithful.
Any suggestions??
H:
Okay, I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that your wife was raised
in a home that was either very strict or extremely modest with regard to
sexual matters. I don't think that taking her into a public venue is the
way to go here.
If she gets aroused watching adult films, then yes... she does have potential.
Instead of taking her to a "strip club," why don't you bring home a couple
of bottles of [good] wine/champagne and break out the "ole'" video camera.
I have a feeling that she would be more comfortable--and ultimately, more
aroused--watching your love-making sessions in the privacy of your own home,
than displaying her arousal in public.
Give it a try and let me know how it works out! Good luck!
smoooooooooochies,
MizHunter
High Mileage Detector Wanted
March 3, 1998
Q:
how do you go about asking if a girl gives good dances? Well, you could either
say "Hey, enter dancer name here do you give a good dance?" OR you could
watch what kind of dance she gives, and if her style gets your "Johnson"
to stand at attention, well then...that's your girl!
how can you ask what your money will get you.
H:
How many times do you plan on asking me this question??? What exactly is
it that you're looking for (in a table dance)??? The average cost of a dance
is $10, how much do YOU think you're going to get? Give me a break, would
ya'? For $10 you get a table/lap DANCE! A DANCE, I say!!! Not a "table stroke,"
or "table head," it's a dance. <shaking head> Geez!!!
More Action for Young Dudes
February 26, 1998
Q:
As a dancer; what types of things do you and other dancers like in young
customers; im just looking to have a good time when i go to the clubs. However,
i sometimes find it hard to compete with the older guys. Do you have any
hints or suggestions that might help me get more action.
H:
When you say "more action," what exactly do you mean? Do you mean that you
want more attention from the girls? Or are you under the [mistaken] impression
that you're actually going to get laid? What dancers look for in [all] customers,
in a word...is cash!
It's pretty cut and dry, Sporty. So, start working a lot of overtime and
then you can flash the cash to get the girls to come running. Any other
questions?
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