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Date: 5/25/2000 12:36pm |
 Name: TimeOnMyHands |
| Subject: The Wit
and Wisdom of StripperX... a Reader's Digest® Anthology |
For those of you
who haven't been keeping up, here is a compendium of deep
thought from the Deepak Chopra of ZChat...
On JW...
... There's nothing worse than an idiot with a small amount of
power.
... JW can't be much of a chat monitor if he has to boot three
people at once.
... JW was just waiting for a chance to use his boot button.
He's a jerk! I think others should vote him out as a chat
monitor.
... Z Chat now sucks because it's run by some old buzzard who
wants to lay down to pasture! JW is a turkey, a loser, a
lamer!
... I think JW got down on his knees and begged to be one so
he had something to do with his worthless life!
... I hate JW, and I hate not being able to express my
feelings without the threat of one nerd booting me for being
myself.
... And as far as JW is concerned, I wish you all the bad in
life that can come your way, and for those who know me well,
they should know what this means!
On being moderator...
... A good chat monitor does not have to boot anyone.
On Printman...
... Printman, I would have been mad no matter who booted me.
And fuck you and your warnings... You and your buddy JW are a
couple of idiots.
... As far as you saying that I jumped all over you for your
opinion on the moderator issue, that's bogus and you know it.
In fact, I did not mention
On childishness...
...since when is acting childish boot-worthy anyway? Grow up
and mind your own business FOOL!
On power and powerlessness...
... Does the nation of Z Chat harness the power to organize an
upheaval and overthrow the great JW? Is this possible? Can we
do it?!?!!? Probably not, but it doesn't hurt to try.
On e-chat...
... I personally will be hanging out at elan's chat from now
on.
... Well, elanexposed is closed.
On ZChat...
... I hate Z Chat now. THIS SUCKS! So bye everyone, you can
all go fuck yourselves as far as I am concerned (all of you
who need to, that is!).
... But I won't be back here unless this bullshit changes.
Those of you who want to chat with me will find me at my other
hangout. Or you can see me if elan's chat opens up again. This
Z chat fiasco is ridiculous.
On ZBone...
... Maybe if Z does not have the balls to get rid of JW, we
can fight it by not coming.
... Zbone, I accept your apology, and I do also apologize. But
JW FUCK YOU!
On waiting around to picking up strippers...
... This is the worse advice you can give you idiot! Any man
who waits around for a girl to come to him is a wimp!
... Also, you might not be her type, and if this is the case,
you should move on. This would be the only instance where
backing off from her would prove in your favor, and she just
might come to you.
On seduction...
... There's a girl where I sometimes dance who claims to be
happily married. She's straight, and I am a lez. Now she is
coming on to me, and how I got her to do it was by using the
"picture me and you doing this and that" fantasy
thing. Letting her fantasize about how it would be to be with
me.
... Like, this married babe told me that she was straight and
married, but that she was always curious about what it would
be like to be with a woman. my cue.
... Also, I don't seduce married women you friggin' old toad!
She came on to me first by making those lesbian fantasy
comments to me. I did not prompt her, she brought it up first
when she had burst into my conversation with someone else.
On friends...
... Don't use the "I want to be friends first
routine". Most women have enough "friends",
they are looking for romance and excitement, not a potential
room mate or buddy.
... If I'm so terrible, then why do most people like me? Not
that I care if they do or not.
On money...
... Don't think that just because you are now dating it's time
to stop spending money on her. Do this at your own risk! Why
would she want to stay with you if other guys with better
personalities (i.e. not shy about dipping into their pockets)
are doing so. NO! You are not special because you are dating
her. She makes her living off taking money from men. She likes
it too, and to think that you can stop doing so just because
you two are dating will only piss her off, and dumping you is
in her future!
... By the same token as above, never make the mistake of
thinking that all kinds of guys are constantly throwing money
at her, and you want to distisguish yourself among them, by
showing her how different you are. The only thing you will
accomplish is leaving the impression in her mind of how cheap
and stupid you actually are! Yes, she makes wads of money, and
she can pay her own bills. Can't you use your funds to show
her how special she is with flowers, trips and taking her to
nice places?
... If you are poor (how did you get into the strip club?),
then, making her things by hand will always impress her more
than anything you buy. This can be especially true if you have
lots of money, but took the time to do something personal for
her.
... Any guy who is apprehensive about spending money on a
woman is as charming as Fred Mertz! And any woman who sticks
with him will end up like Ethel Mertz!
... And it seems like any guy who thinks he can charm a woman
without spending money on her is exactly the type of man who
needs to be getting strip of his cash by the stripper!
... Yes, I am out for only one thing, and that is [money]!
You're damn right about that. Just as most of you customers
are out for only one thing. Lap dances, and as much
"mileage" as you can get! (Of course, you won't get
any mileage off of me, that's for sure! Maybe that's what
pisses some of you off, like I care anyway).
... Any man who is so apprehensive about spending his money on
a woman is the real "pussy with no self esteem".
... Most successful men don't care about spending money on a
woman.
On liking men...
One guy I was dating (after he was very persistant and showed
interest) had enough money to buy me the nicest flowers, but
he showed up at my door with a handful of wild flowers that he
had hand picked, while being barked at by dogs and neighbors
of the house he took them from. I was completely impressed and
touched by it! And I don't even like men!
On oldtimer...
... You old buzzard, sorry your senility has caused you not to
understand things I said in my post.
... Nice try gramps! Better stick to gardening!
... Oldtimer, you should read my post again, because sometimes
dorks like you need to read something more than once before
they actually understand it, especially if what they are
reading makes a lot of sense, and the person reading it is
logically challenged!
On strap-ons...
... By the way, all of you stupid clowns, I don't use a strap
on, so get your facts straight before I f**** all of you in
your as**!
On B^...
... Well aren't you the little genius. NOT!
... Don't try to act like you are better than some gold digger
stripper. If you don't like us and the way we are, stay out of
the clubs and fuck your fat wife! (you know, the one you give
a measly bit of money to and then expect to be treated like a
king by. PALEEEEEEEZE!)
...Anyway B^, as far as showing "true colors", you
showed what a loser you really are.
... Because with your opinions, the only relationship position
you should be in is as the slave.
... The only way I myself would ever date you B^ is if you
kissed my feet each morning, busted your hump with two jobs,
made sure I drove a brand new Mercedes each year, would not
complain about my other lovers while you stayed home and did
all the house chores, and took care of everything, even wiping
my ass for me!
On Cambria...
... Right on Cambria!
... Cambria obviously knows what time it is.
On the other dancers...
... The rest of the dancers who kiss ass here are lost in the
twilight zone! Good luck to you brown nosers!
... Most dancers like me or at the very least, respect me,
because I don't kiss customers' asses just for money, like
they do, for good reasons some times, but they wish they could
be as strong as I am. The ones who have a problem with me are
the ass kissers, or the ones wanting their asses kissed.
On positivity...
... Yeah, so I'm negative. Welcome to the real world buddy! I
save my
positive attitude for those who have earned it!
On jb...
... As far as making a date with you jb, it would never
happen, because I don't date unemployed pieces of shit.
... As many zchatters can attest to. I just hate ass holes
like you jb.
On customers...
...I love working in the strip clubs when customers just come
in, sit down, shut their fucking mouths, watch the show, and
leave when they run out of money. I don't want to date them, I
don't care about their personal problems, their personality
problems, or their dramas or traumas! I am there to make
money, they are there to spend it. PERIOD!
... But I will not let customers demean me just because I am a
stripper.
... I have many satisfied customers, I bank on stage (I NEVER
do lap dances), and I put on a great show. That's all I care
about when I am in a strip club!
... For instance, I would never take your money, because you
don't deserve me to!
On Personality...
... It does not matter what kind of personality I have when I
am in the strip club, because I am there to give a show. If
customers don't like it, tough. But I am good at what I do,
and they do like it!
... The only time my personality would matter is if we were
going to date. And I do not date customers.
... Furthermore, I have found that when guys talk about a
stripper having a "good personality" it is equal to
how much she allows him to get away with. Whether it's
listening to his bullshit stories, lame come on lines or
requesting "mileage".
... Of course, I can be quite charming and sweet when I am
treated as to where I am able to express these great traits.
On Beverly Hills...
... As far as crawling back into "that swamp";
there's no swamps in Beverly Hills, which is where I was born
and raised.
... I left B.H. for L.A. and have been happy ever since.
On personal affiliations...
... And just for your information, I am a member of Heartless
Bitches International. And I am proud of it.
On why she is here...
... I am not here to impress you or give a fuck about what you
have to say. But I will play with your head if you want. It's
just so easy to do so! You can continue to banter back and
forth with me if you want to. Because this kind of thing is so
easy to handle for a woman like me.
On dick...
... since I am a heartless lesbian, I won't be needing your
dick anyway!
On Thumper...
... Well, first off, Thumper, congratulations on stepping up
and trying to prove you are some kind of a man. On the level
of Howard Stern, no less.
On favors...
... I always outdo favors, and do a bigger turn when returning
one.
... I hope I have been some help to you, well, actually, I
don't care if I helped you, but a favor is always due a return
favor.
On the male/female relationship...
... Why do people like you try to change the instinctive
structure of the male/female relationship? Is it perhaps the
puss of misogyny seeping from your gills?
... Whereas in the real world your general thinking of the
male/female relationship is all screwed up and isn't working,
so you feel you can try that crap out in a joint full of young
and confused (and often insecure) women! (I don't mean this
statement as a catchall for every customer. Some go there just
to be entertained and know how to conduct themselves properly
in the presence of many beautiful women. For those who are
like this, my comments do not apply. All of my comments here
are directed solely at B^).
... My last comment is this: Men are only worthy of 5% from a
woman. The man should always give 95%. I have always witnessed
these as the best realtionships.
On strip club existentialism...
... Just for your information, did you ever realize why strip
clubs exist as they have evolved to the way they are now? It's
so that losers like you can go to feel important!
On her personal life...
... The best relationship I ever had with a man was a
wonderful person who paid for EVERYTHING, dancing, dinners,
romantic interludes, etc. Not once did he bitch whine about it
either. He never treated me with disrespect, and to this day
has said that I was the best woman he has ever had. Hmmm, I
guess that sounds sick henh?
...And I do not date customers.
... This man was the only customer I ever dated during my
history of dancing. (I don't date customers now, unless they
are women  ).
... Unfortunately for us, three months ago, I made the
decision to be only with women.
... But that man I just mentioned and I had a wonderful
relationship that still touches a soft spot in my heart. Not
because he paid for everything and spent a lot of money on me.
But because he was a wonderful man, period! |
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