I couldn't sleep
the other night, and since counting sheep has never worked for
me, I began trying to remember the names & faces of all
the different dancers I have had laps from. Don't worry, my
memory is nowhere near good enough to recall them all, and
even if I could there is not enough room here to list them.
But there are a few that for one reason or another stick in my
mind, I thought I would list them to see if any strike a
familiar chord with anyone else out there. These are in
roughly chronological order:
Tropical Lei - about 1990 through 1996:
Delilah - they say you always remember your first, this was my
very first lap. cute blonde, short hair, looked a little like
Kelly Bundy from Married With Children. a relatively
low-mileage dance, but I was hooked.
Mikey - one of my first ATF's. brown curly hair, dark skin,
very natural/athletic/outdoorsy look, a real hottie. fun laps
too.
Jocelyn - another early ATF. brunette, great bod, incredibly
cute face, a real doll. really nice too.
Ricki - a definite ATF. dark-skinned brunette, incredible
toned bod, cute face. high mileage dances by almost any
standard. would easily be on my AT-ATF list.
Lisa - worked about the same time as Ricki, when Ricki left
the club I gave her a shot - and was glad I did. on any given
day probably not the hottest dancer in the club in a pure
physical sense, but very cute nonetheless. great personality,
really worked to make sure you had fun, and seemed to have fun
herself, which is always a big plus. another AT-ATF. the only
problem is that there was one weird old guy that was with her
almost every time I showed up. he seemed to live at the club!
he would sit there and chain-smoke cigarettes, and would get a
dance once in a while, but mostly would just sit with her. I
never figured out what she saw in him, she passed up a lot of
dances (from me and others) just to sit there, but oh-well.
Dillon - really tall girl, amazing bod, if you looked up the
term "legs that go all the way up" you would find
her picture. I never actually got a dance with her, but always
wanted to. the problem is that I said "no thanks"
several times because I was waiting for Lisa to ditch the
chain-smoker, and eventually she stopped asking.
Ivy - when Ivy first started I remember she had an absolutely
amazing bod. great perky boobs, and a butt I remember the DJ
once described as "the best in the inland empire". I
wouldn't have argued with that. I got a few dances with her
over the years, there were pretty good from a
"technical" standpoint, but she didn't really seem
that into it. she eventually put on a few pounds and got a
boob-job, and while she still looked pretty good, it just
wasn't the same.
Monica - hot latin girl, I believe she was from somewhere in
South America. I know she has been mentioned on this board, I
think she worked at SRI fairly recently. I only got one dance
from her before she left TL, but she could have easily been an
ATF. what really did it for me was that she liked to kiss, and
was incredibly good at it. for all of you who are thinking
"gross, who knows where her mouth has been", kiss my
ass ok, I liked it. we're not talking open-mouthed tounge
lashing, just light kisses - on the lips, face, neck, stomach,
etc... I never got a chance to see her at SRI, but wish I had.
Kayla - blonde, real cute face, also kind of "big",
at least by strip club standards. I only got one dance from
her, but would have liked to get more. she said something
during our one dance that has always stuck in my mind - once
she started the dance and sensed my "appreciation",
she whispered in my ear "I see you have come to
appreciate the value of real-estate". I sure did! again,
I wish I would have had the opportunity to appreciate it more.
I also got feature dances at TL from Angela Summers and Selena
Steele, both were alot of fun. Selena was particulary "agressive",
the mileage was close to as high as I've ever had.
Ecstasy/Mermaids/SRI - about 1996 to present:
Jessie: cute brunette, great bod, pretty face, loved her
freckles. probably got more dances from her than anyone else.
she was always really nice, and her dances went as far as I've
ever been (or would care to go!) If she hadn't retired I would
still be a regular.
Juliette - very hot fair-skinned brunette, long hair, amazing
all-natural bod, another great kisser. relatively low-mileage
otherwise, but I went back several times.
Jamie - yes, the same Jamie that until recently worked at SRI.
cute blonde, great attitude, really fun laps.
Selena - also worked at both Ecstasy and SRI, I remember her
primarily from the Ecstasy days. really hot hispanic girl,
tall, thin, long hair, tattoo of a mexican jumping bean on her
lower back. she would occasionaly join Jamie on stage (or
vice-versa) for an amazing show. as with Monica and Juliette,
great kisses. I've seen her once or twice recently at SRI, and
have tried to get her attention, but she seemed real busy with
other regulars, so I haven't been able to hook-up.
Tori - another really hot hispanic girl, another great kisser.
what is it with these latin women?? really nice too. she
stopped dancing at Ecstasy, and I haven't heard that she is
dancing anywhere else. if she is I would love to know.
Dusty - a real cutie, short, thin, great face. I got several
dances with her, they were just getting interesting when she
quit. haven't seen her since.
Tatianna - very hot, natural-looking brunette. good attitude,
fun dances, I believe she recently quit at Ecstasy, I don't
know whether she is working anywhere else.
Gwen - amazing bod, great face, really nice. my most recent
"regular" dancer. I'm not sure whether she is still
working at E, haven't seen her in a while.
Frosty - we all know who I'm talking about here. I've only
gotten one dance (so far), but for anyone contemplating paying
her a visit let me assure you it was awesome! one of the best
I've had. it's rare that you find a dancer who has all the
bases covered. by that I mean she is extremely attractive,
very nice, and also does an amazing lap dance. Frosty, I'm
sure you will read this, and I want to let you know that I
didn't identify myself the one time I came in (what can I say,
I'm shy!) but I might do so at a later time. Until then
consider me a "secret admirer".
Ok, that's it. I hope I haven't bored anyone. If anyone else
has had experiences with the dancers I have listed I would
love to hear about it. |