Spearmint Rhino (Rialto) Mini Z-Con

Club Reviews Date: 2/21/2000  11:57am  Name: Deuce Subject: Spearmint Rhino (Rialto) Mini Z-Con After all the hype and talk I decided to bring the entire posse to Rialto or was it Butt Fuck Egypt. Anyhow after stuffing over a half a ton of lard in my poor little Jeep we headed out for on hell of a long trip. I think from now on we should have a new policy were the whole entire posse can't be in the same car just incase something happens. This came to mind after almost getting rear ended on the 10. No this has nothing to do with what Tres and Rab were doing in the back. I'll let SD tell you that story. After about an hour on the road we finally go to Rialto only to get lost. Remind me never to listen to StraDawg, the poor guy cant read a map. After driving around for a while I decided to get gas while SD figured out how to get to Oscars. After finally getting to Oscars we met with stripperATM, MrP, and B^ who were already at the bar. Before we knew it another group of perverts popped in the bar. I was already surprised that so many people showed up all the way out here on a rainy Sunday. I guess nothing can stop a true pervert. Before I knew it there were about 12 guys in there. After stuffing my with baskets and baskets of tortilla chips I was ready to head out to the Rhino. Upon entrance I realized that this club had the same design scheme as all the other Rhino's. The basic love couch on the stage and the Rhino above the fireplace. They also had those roller couches and luckily for me I didn’t get stuck this time. The last thing I needed was to embarrass my fat by getting in one of those chairs again. The lap booth area was very private and they had huge couches for two. I guess Rialto must have a lot of 's. Enough of this time for the staff review. First off was Robin also known as Ranchgirl in chat. She was the first to come out on stage, and gave one hell of a stage show. She truly has mastered the art of stripping, that’s if you can call it an art. I mean no offense by this but the difference between Robin at VB and last night was like the difference between night and day. I guess MrP was actually right, its about time. Like all the other dancers that night Robin pretty much ignored me. Who the hell put that I'm a loser with no sign on my back? Next on the list was Shyanne who is another girl that gave one hell of a stage show. Actually it was more than just a stage she even got off the stage and did a little something extra. She is very beautiful, but I just couldn't figure out what that scribbling on her stomach was. What was that? Shyanne just like Robin pretty much ignored me the whole night, but she did give me my when she saw me. Then there was Sara this hot tall blonde. She actually said something right when I got there. I don’t remember exactly what she said but she said something which is more than I can say for some people. Like all the girls at this club she also gave one hell of a stage show. This club has one of the nicest stage shows around. Sara didn't talk to me much either she was busy with Tres. Once again I was left all alone talking to . The good thing is that he didn't spit at me this time cause I hate when he does that. Finally there was Devon. Devon was a very attractive blonde. No offense to the other girls but she was more of my type than anyone else during the day shit. She was the only girl that I actually got a lap dance from and that was thanks to StraDawg and his generosity. If it was up to me I would have gotten dances from all the girls. Devon if you read this next time I will give you that pedicure, but only if you give me one first. Maybe I can start some type of foot fetish thing. Anyhow Devon was great she actually sat and talked to me for about 20 second. I guess she didn't see that sign, or maybe it took her a while to find it. Overall the trip was well worth it. I had a great time and all the girls were friendly and attractive. I know me and the Posse will be back sometime in April and that time I will bring some . I might not spend it but at least I'll bring some . I'd like to thank MrP and StripperATM for setting this whole thing up, all the girls for a nice time, and of course the entire Z-Posse who showed up. The of Chat. Club Reviews Date: 2/22/2000  5:15pm  Name: Cool Cov Subject: Rhino ZCon I arrived late after getting lost. Instead of following my instincts I followed the directions to this club from Map Quest. Anyway I made it to the club at about 4:00. This was my first ZCon and unfortunately I had a stomach ache. I met a few of the Posse and it was all good. Ranchgirl and Shayanne both put on good stage shows. Since it was a Sunday afternoon there were only a few dancers but they were generally very friendly, attractive ladies. I didn't get any laps but I enjoyed listening to the folks and watching the stage shows. In terms of size, this club is between the large Van Nuys club and the smaller SRI, but it is very comfortable and clean. There were a couple of really sexy dancers that I will return to check out next week. All in all, things were fun. Club Reviews Date: 2/23/2000  2:05pm  Name: PRADA <prada_x@yahoo.com> Subject: Giving a clue In response to sax's begging I shall respond on the matter of the miniZ @ SRR. It was great to finally meet all of you coolheads: SD, EC, Deuce, MrP, Tres...what a group! Im summary of the evening (aside from the hotties and decent conversation) I have an abrasion on my pee-pee. Can you say Neosporin? You figure it out! Late! Anything Goes Date: 2/23/2000  12:43pm  Name: StraDawg <stradawg@noslack.com> Subject: SRR ZCon - A Dawg's Eye View Well, has already posted a nice review, and though I'll try not to retread any territory he's already covered, there will certainly be overlap. So here goes... ON THE ROAD AGAIN Deuce only tried to kill us once on the drive over, and that was good, because he tried to kill us onece before, but that was on a much shorter trip, so his average for this trip was much better. As he pointed out, some woman did try to rear-end us, but that was later at the club. Hehehe... j/k, that was on the highway, but I'm not sure whether or not I should add that incident to the 3-D (DANGER! Deuce driving!) factor. We took a slight detour, for which Deuce blamed me in his post, but for which I blame Yahoo. The map was not detailed, and the directions had a slight error in them. Who the fuck expects the Dawg to read a map anyway? Everyone knows all we do is stick our heads out the window and occasionally bark at other cars. ... AND THE WHOLE TIME I'M THINKING SHOULD GET ROYALTIES Once we were on the right track, Oscar's was easy enough to find. Apparently SRR was easy to find, too, because B^ got antsy and already went there before everybody else. So the Crew plus Rab hooked up with B^, Mini-Con organizer StripperATM [insert many thanks here] and our host MrP [insert many thanks here]. In time, we were joined by oc_rob, pc_bob, Mando (hope I got that right, bro), EroticCity and his friend (whose name escapes me at the moment... sorry, brutha). MrP and later Ranchgirl both told me they thought I'd be bigger. Dammit, I think Chokemaster's been teaching people some bad habits around here. Fortunately for me, though, they were talking about my whole body. If Ranchgirl was thinking I'd be bigger in my pants, too, she kept it to herself, which I appreciate. ... and if MrP was thinking I'd be bigger in my pants... uh, too scary... moving on... A couple of things about Oscar's: $1.00 tacos; and they were very hospitable and welcomed us any time we decided to go to SRR. FINALLY, THE YOU REALLY WANTED TO KNOW Thought I'd cut to the bottom line here in the middle for all you impatient types out there, and I know the question at hand is "Is it worth the drive?" Hell, yes, it is. Now why are you still reading? Hit the road. Go on. And bring lots of lap . ... Okay, now for a few details... SRR was a scant few blocks away. Admission was complimentary thanks to MrP, except for B^'s early visit of course, but he said that wasn't much. Like every other Rhino to which I've been, there is a 2 drink minimu, $5 per drink. In this case they collected $10 on my first drink and gave me a receipt for the second. The decor was, as Deuce described, typical Rhino, except for the bonus stage in the room where the fantasy rooms and nude lap booths are. I think Z mentions this bonus stage in his review, but I was still surprised upon seeing it, just as I was surprised by so many other things in the club. I talked for a short while to a charming stunner named Michaela (sp?), and if I was on the same lap binge this year as I was last year, she certainly would have taken a bite out of my wallet. We weren't talking long when Robin was announced as the next stage set, so I got a bunch of singles from the lovely bartender, Thomas (j/k I don't know the name of the bartender, but she really was a lovely woman). RIDING RAILS WITH A ROCKIN' ROBIN This was a bit of a tense moment, because it would be my first time seeing Robin, who chats as Ranchgirl here at ZChat. She and MrP met some of the fellas at VB Friday night, but I was unable to coerce an exact description from them, except that she was wearing some nerdy glasses at VB. Side note: There are some among us who like girls in glasses, and now that I can get a clear mental image of Robin in glasses, I can say that to see her wearing them would really be a turn-on for me. Anyway, she wasn't wearing her glasses on stage, and she was missing a few other articles of clothing, too. (see Saxbeat's rule) Ranchgirl is a short-haired brunette, natural . She's one of 2 dancers I've met within the past week who remind me of people I know, and in this case that's a minus, because the husband of the friend she reminds me of would chase me with a if I ever looked at his wife funny. Fortunately, her stage set absolutely kept me from thinking about that too long. SRR is home to the best house stage sets I have ever seen (I have never been to SF, so you SF evangelists put it back in your pants now). The far exceed the stage sets even at OG. Although, IMO, OG still has the most beautiful dancers as a whole. Robin made a bee-line for Stripper_ATM during her stage set. She is right; her dancer-ly insticts are honed to perfection, and that was a particularly good thing for Stripper_ATM. Maybe it was just the initial thrill of finally getting to see Robin, but that first stage set wsa the best of the day IMO. Did I mention that SRR is home to the best stage sets I've seen? Just checking. IF JASON WILLIAMS ISN'T AROUND, MRP WILL DO IN A PINCH As some of you may know, I have sworn off buying laps for myself in the year 2000 (yeah... yeah... we'll see how long that lasts). Fortunately, MrP, whose generosity apparently knew no bounds on this day, bought me a coupla laps. I took a 3 for 1 from Ranchgirl and a 3 for 1 from Shyanne. Don't expect these 3 for 1s every damn day, though, boys. This was another helpful gift from Robin, MrP and the SRR management (thanks all). Though if you do have the chance to get a 3 for 1 while you're there. I definitely recommend it. In this case, it really is a bargain. How much of a bargain, I really can't say. (Knew I should have brought that stopwatch... sorry JW ) Laps are $15 topless and $25 nude. I guess if you're feeling out the club, you could go for a coupla topless dances and then migrate to the more private nude lap area. My resources being what they were, I jumped straight into the $25 nude laps. I was surprised by 1) The value of the 3 for 1, the length of the songs, that is to say; and 2) The mileage. To quote Nigel Tufnel, "These go to 11." Just to make it clear, IMO, if it goes past 11, you can't call it a lap anymore. To be more specific... [self-redacted] Of course, even here I've got to give the standard lap disclaimer... YMMV, but I can personally and enthusiastically recommend Robin and Shyanne. In fact, my advice with the $25 pricing, don't even bother with the $15 laps. Get the Thank you, MrP for buyin' the lapz; thank you, Shyanne and Robin, for supplyin' the lapz; and thank you, lap hiatus, for denyin' more lapz, cuz these two would have certainly cut into the car down payment. Now my only problem is trying to bamboozle someone into buying me lapz from Michaela, Devon and Sara next time as well as a few more from Shyanne and Robin. Hmmmmmm... one of my favorite Aesop's Fables is about a greedy dawg... oh well, I've obviously learned nothing from that one. BTW, if you get laps from Michaela, you have to let me know how they are! WHY IS SHE NAMED THAT? SHE DOESN'T SEEM SHY TO ME Just in case you've been wondering about Shyanne all this time, well, you could always "/whois SHYANNE_Q" here or in chat. There it will tell you she is 5'3" 115#, red hair and green eyes. It also says something about her ougtoing personality and unforgettable smile or something like that. Well, she may boast, but she doesn't lie. I wish I could offer a firsthand report on laps from other dancers -- man, oh, man I wish I could -- but I'll have to go on heresay. Rab really wanted to get some dances, but I was short on and saw no reason to only get $25 off my card, so I bought dances for Rab and the crew. I think they all got 3 for 1s. Rab got one with Robin. Deuce with Devon, as you could tell by his review, and TresEquis... well, I bought Tres one with Sara, after which he took it upon himself to buy more from Sara and some from Shyanne, too. God bless that Tres. Somewhere in there, PRADA showed up (nice to meet ya, dude), Ruckus showed up (nice to meet you, too). I had a kewl conversation with the wickedly twisted Sara , a sweeter, shorter talk with Devon, and stared at Michaela some more. Hell, I was gonna say something else, but I forgot what it was. FROM WET TO WETTER It was raining like a mutha on the way home. Fortunately, the ride home was even safer than the ride out there. All the while, we talked about SRR, except for a few moments when Tres and Rab got real quiet in the back seat... like Deuce says, I don't want to know what was going on back there. And if you missed it earlier... the bottom line: "Is it worth the drive?" Oh hell yeah. StraDawg Daisy Hill Puppy Farm