Click to visit our sponsor! Get all your party supplies
Club Reviews
El Gaucho Submitted Reviews
The following submitted reader reviews are opinions expressed by the reader, and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of this website, Tenfree or Z Bone. Furthermore, we reserve the right to redact or delete any submitted reviews at any time.
[Submit Review] [All Club Detail]


Date: 6/9/2003 12:15pm Name: Whois  Hurricane (135)
Delete Subject: Review 6-8-03
My buddy and I decided to check out this club last night. We had to go down a basement and pay $4 each person. As soon as I got in, I thought the place was a piece of dump. Despite, there were a lot of guys and a few latina hostesses floating around. I didn't see any hotties and saw mostly younger ones below 6 (out of 10) for looks. I decided to ask for dances with a couple of latinas who speaks very little English. Since I can't communicate with them, I took them in the couch area and tried french kissing them on the mouth. I stayed each of them for about 20 minutes. After an hour had passed, my buddy and I decided to leave and head home.

Top Back Home

Date: 12/23/2002 5:46pm Name: Whois  nueve9 (New)
Delete Subject: low end
This is the low end of all HC. However, about one year ago I found a lil' gem, latina, not older than 18, slutty and willing to teach an older guy the lessons learned in life.
You never know when you'll find one!
Be aware of the very bad area and shady characters running around this club!

Top Back Home

Date: 11/18/2002 4:18am Name: Whois  Z_Bone (1488)
Delete Subject: Finally got in
Well, I finally had regular long pants so my friend suggested that we try visiting again. This time, there was no problems in getting in. This place is in the basement and you have to go downstairs. There's a guy at the bottom that sort of checks you and apparently, there is some sort of cover charge (maybe $3) but I'm not sure because my friend has juice there.

There is a cashier that you pay for the dancers as you enter. This room contains 2 pool tables and the "bar". There are customers and ladies sitting and standing around and some people playing pool. Once you clock in your lady, you are allowed to go to the "couples" area which includes serveral rooms including a dance floor where most people were dancing up a storm to Latin and Mexican upbeat music.

There was a separate TV room with couches and another room with a pool table. This pool table was brand new and the felt was perfectly new.

Although there seemed to be some dark areas, I personally didn't see any crazy stuff going on. However, it was on a busy Saturday night and I imagine, probably not the best time for mileage. My friend said things mostly go on outside the club anyway.

Out of maybe 40+ ladies, I basically only saw 2 that I thought were good looking. Some were extrememly fat, even for my taste. My friend clocked out one of the 2 that I thought was good looking. I forget her name or number but she is probably their hottie. She also likes to sing along with the songs playing but speaks very little (if any) English. In fact, just about everybody there seemed to speak very little English. Even the waitress talked to me in Spanish.

After playing some pool, we went back out to the regular area and paid the bill. I think it was something like $27 per hour per girl but don't quote me on that.

Top Back Home

Date: 8/5/2002 8:10am Name: Whois  TenFree
Delete Subject: RE: I tried to go but couldn't get in
Off all the places to drag someone to, El Gaucho would be the last place I'd expect. Trust me, you didn't miss anything.

Top Back Home

Date: 8/5/2002 2:27am Name: Whois  Z_Bone
Delete Subject: I tried to go but couldn't get in
A friend of mine who is a regular here insisted we visit this club on Saturday so I tagged along. However, when we got there, they did not allow me to enter because I was wearing shorts. So close, yet so far.

Top Back Home

Date: 7/22/2002 4:02pm Name: Whois  Hurricane
Delete Subject: PJ Night? It is A Promotion?
Wow. It sounds like the club is desparately doing some kind of promotion to attract more guys to come in. If a gal says she's going to slip on to something more comfortable and sexy, that would make me feel very happy and anxious to get down and dirty.

Top Back Home

Date: 7/15/2002 4:58pm Name: Whois  hornitosmonster
Delete Subject: ok,not great
Went to this club early on saturday. Was like the third customer there. Took two girls to dance and got really good mileage with the first one. We were the first one's in the TV room and she made it worth my time. She invited me back this wednesday, said it was PJ night and she would put on something very sexy for me. Club is very small and I saw one of the customers doing lines in the restroom so be careful. It got packed really quick so I left around 8:00. Lots of gordas but there are some real gems in this place..it is all timing.

Top Back Home

Date: 7/9/2002 11:11pm Name: Whois  david2001
Delete Subject: patheticness continues
I know this sounds silly, but I went to this dumpy club on Jul 3. This time, I was there late (about 11:30), and the place was packed. I went there to find something different, and I found it, but not in a good way. All the girls were busy, and when one got unbusy, she would immediately get clocked by a latino who was waiting. I was the only gringo in the club. Most of the women were ragged and/or fat, and the restroom was filthy. Yet this sad excuse for a club still seems to make money. Odd.

Top Back Home

Date: 5/4/2002 12:34pm Name: Whois  david2001
Delete Subject: still pathetic
I tried to go to this dump on Friday night, but they wouldn't let me in because I was wearing shorts. How utterly futile and stupid!

Top Back Home

Date: 2/12/2002 9:13pm Name: Whois  david2001
Delete Subject: probably not worth your time
Hi,

This club has been reported to be low-end, and I found that to be true when I visited a few months back. This is a Latin club, and I was the only gringo there. Drinks and snacks are very cheap compared to Industry. There are one or two pool tables there, and the men in the club were much more interested in pool than in the girls. Maybe with good reason. The few girls in attendance were average looking at best, and their faces indicated utter bordom. I picked the best looking of the bunch, and I had some laughs with her while she spoke to me in broken English and I spoke to her in broken Spanish. Overall, she was friendly, but there was no mileage. So although I didn't have a bad time, with so many other clubs to choose from, I see no reason to go here (unless you want to practice your Spanish).

Top Back Home

Footer