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To reveal or not to reveal
September 14, 1999
Q:
I am a 56 year-old Vietnam-era deserter from the U. S. Army, and I have a
second cousin who works for Microsoft. My mother is a former nude dancer
who now peddles Nazi hate literature to Girl Scouts and my father (a former
dentist) is in jail for 30 years for raping most of his patients while they
were under anesthesia. The sole supporter of our large family, including
myself and my $500-a-week heroin habit, are my uncle (master pick-pocket
and pimp Benny "The Fingers") with help from my aunt and kid sisters, who
are well-known topless dancers.
My problem is this: I have just gotten engaged to the most beautiful and
sweetest girl in the world. She is just sweet sixteen, and we are going to
marry as soon as she can escape from reform school. To support ourselves,
we are going to move to Texas and open a nude bar and fake Aztec souvenir
shop. We look forward to someday bringing our kids into the family business.
But -- I am worried that my family will not make a good impression on hers,
once she has a chance to meet them.
In your opinion, T-Bob: Should I -- or shouldn't I -- let her know about
my second cousin who works for Microsoft?
Regards,
Jimmy Joe Hogback, KY
T:
Dear Jimmy Joe:
Absolutely NOT! No matter how tolerant or accepting your girlfriend and her
family may be, it is extremely difficult, if not impossible, to accept someone
who would sink so low as to work for Microsoft.
Best of Luck, and Happy Hunting!
T-Bob
How to save money
September 14, 1999
Q:
I am a 52 year-old retired wealthy rancher who met a wonderful 19 year-old
nude dancer two weeks ago. I visit her everyday at her club and spend $100
to $200 on her each visit. I know she really loves me for myself because
she will not let me give her any money when she is not at work. She said
she was really embarrassed just accepting the new Mercedes. We are planning
out marriage in a couple of months and my question is: Should I let her dance
at my bachelor party?
Sincerely,
Billy Jim S. Muleshoe, OK
T:
Dear Billy Jim:
Aaaaab-SO-lute-ly!!!!! Play this for all its worth. Think about it. If you
invite every living person you know, she should be able to earn enough that
one evening to pay for the honeymoon. After all, she should bring something
to this union obviously made in heaven.
Best of Luck in your upcoming marriage and Happy Hunting!
T-Bob
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