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How do I do those nasty lap dances?
If you are going to use your hands, you can do that at almost any club if you are clever. The way to do this is to face away from your customer and reach behind your back. Ask your regular customers to wear very loose shorts or sweat pants so you can reach in from the top without fumbling too much. If you don't want a mess, ask your customer to put a condom on (in the bathroom) before the dance. If you think you can conclude your business without reaching inside, you can do your work from the outside of his pants simply by placing your hand on him as you are turning around or moving your body. This is like a magic trick in that the movement distracts the floaters into not realizing what you are doing.

If you are going to use your mouth, the customer must be wearing loose shorts or very loose sweats. Loose shorts are accessed from the leg side and is much easier to perform than sweats. You can use your hair to cover your head while you are performing a non-mock 003. If you do this for too long, other dancers or the floater will get suspicious and will stop you. If you want to do this for longer durations, you must work at a club where you are completely alone with the customer for long periods of time. There are a few clubs of this sort in LA. Even in clubs where you are in another room full of booths, if you work during the day, usually, there will be no other dancers in the room and you will be alone with your customer.

Another thing to keep in mind is that in most clubs, if you tip the floater enough (OR give him some), he will let you do pretty much anything. However, he can get in trouble if you are caught. Therefore, you still have to be a little careful unless you are in a club where you cannot be caught. Keep in mind however, some clubs have multiple floaters changing often and it would get very expensive to payoff all the floaters. "Doing" all the floaters would be very time consuming and some of the floaters might not be interested for one reason or another.

There are a lot more "tricks" of the trade which I can only teach students one-on-one in private sessions.

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