Z Bone's Newbie Welcome

This section is for first timers (or newbies) to this website. You can skip this section by simply clicking here. If you are really in a hurry to read some reviews before heading out the door, click here.

First off, please notice the "HOME" icon at the top and bottom of every page (including this one). If you ever get "lost", you can always click that to return to the main table of contents. The mailbox icon allows you to email me (the webmaster).

Before you go and jump into the juicy reviews or gossip sections, please take a few minutes to acquaint yourself with this website. Please click on the following sections below. Each one will open up a new browser window (except from WebTV). When you are finished with the section, close the window to return here. If you are using WebTV, use your "BACK" button.

Warning	Content warning, copyright notice, software (browser) and hardware requirements, yada, yada, yada.
Purpose	If you want to make sure you are in the right place (no, this isn't for laps like in swimming), read the website agenda.
Support	Read this to find out how you can help keep this website going.
Publisher	Need proof that Z Bone knows what he's talking about? Read this if you're just a little curious.
Disclaimer	Everybody has one of these and we're not the exception.
FAQs Answered	You don't have to read this right now but don't e-mail me before reading the extensive FAQ. If you're a real newbie and don't know what a FAQ is, it's Frequently Asked Questions.
General Information	IMPORTANT: READ IF YOU ARE FROM ANOTHER STATE This is your introduction to Los Angeles strip clubs. If you're from out of town, read this before going to a strip club here.
Terminology	If you are not familiar with strip club terminology, you must read this section or you won't understand what is going on here.
Rating System	If you want to checkout the reviews of clubs, you'd better understand the rating system first. Otherwise, you can always read it later.

Thank you for your patience. There's much more for you to read in this website. Explore my "Gossip" and "Dancer of the Month" sections (to name just a few). Once you have become more acquainted with this website, please check the "What's New" section to see what has been updated or added since your last visit. Now, click the continue below.

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