You think women are
complicated..........
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome,
but are nice men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome,
but are nice men with money,
think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money
are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice
and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful,
that are heterosexual, somewhat nice
and have money, are pigs.
The men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money
and thank God are heterosexual,
are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
The men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us
when we take the initiative.
NOW ---- WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?
Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them
and keep them in the dark until they mature
into something you'd like to have dinner with. |
