This doesn't have a whole lot to do with strip clubs... Or does it? On the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah, there is a ceremony called Taslich. Jews traditionally go to the ocean or a stream or river to pray and throw bread crumbs into the water. Symbolically, the fish devour their sins. Occasionally, people ask what kind of bread crumbs should be thrown.
Here are suggestions for breads which may be most appropriate for specific sins and misbehaviors. I've edited these breads to show how they might apply to those of us on the ZBone board:
For eroticism (esp. kissing a dancer).........................French Bread
For particularly dark sins (SRI, for example)..........Pumpernickel
For complex sins (ambivalence about clubbing).....................Multigrain
For twisted sins (visiting MBOT).......................Pretzels
For tasteless sins (visiting Thirsty's more than once)....................Rice Cakes
For sins of indecision (which club should I go to tonight)...............Waffles
For sins committed in haste (that wet pants moment).....Matzoh
For sins of chutzpah (calling a girl fat when you are not buff yourself)................Fresh Bread
For substance abuse (visiting the Sports Page before going to CLO)...............Stoned Wheat
For use of heavy drugs (dropping E at the club).............Poppy Seed
For petty larceny (shorting the waitress).....................Stollen
For committing auto theft (dancers who borrow your car).........Caraway
For timidity/cowardice (trolls)..............Milk Toast
For ill-temperedness (Feminist's posts)................Sourdough
For silliness, eccentricity (saxbeat's posts).........Nut Bread
For not giving full value (SRVN).............Shortbread
For jingoism, chauvinism (people who won't go to TJ)..........Yankee Doodles
For excessive irony (chokemaster)..................Rye Bread
For unnecessary chances (the TJ crew)........Hero Bread
For war-mongering (trolls)...................Kaiser Rolls
For dressing immodestly (take your pick)..........Tarts
For causing injury to others (lopez)......Tortes
For lechery and promiscuity (all of us).....Hot Buns
For promiscuity with gentiles (all of us)....Hot Cross Buns
For racist attitudes (people who attack Goldie)..................Crackers
For sophisticated racism (as if)..........Ritz Crackers
For being holier than thou (Ten4).........Bagels
For abrasiveness (cerahas).....................Grits
For dropping in without notice (BigBoy)...Popovers
For overeating (Deuce).........................Stuffing
For impetuosity (guys who cum too fast).......................Quick Bread
For indecent photography (Bishop).........Cheesecake
For raising your voice too often (ROCKING QUEEN)..Challah
For pride and egotism (Adonis)...............Puff Pastry
For sycophancy, ass-kissing (guys with too many ATFs).....Brownies
For being overly smothering (stalkers).......Angel Food Cake
For laziness (dancers who huddle backstage).............................Any long loaf
For trashing the environment (City of Industry)......Dumplings
For telling bad jokes/puns (you know who you are)........Corn Bread |
