How do you make the different happy faces?

:)
=)
:(
(:p)
(:D)
(:o)
>:(
<blush>
<geek>
<stud>
<wasted>
<wink>

How do you make body parts?

(.)(.)
(*)(*)
(u)(u)
(|)
(U)
(Y)
<lust>
<splooge>

How do you do payment methods?

$$$
<visa>
<mc>
<amex>
<gun>
(|)
<joint>

How do you do the sports ones?

<baseball>
<basketball>
<football>
<soccer>

Are there any other ones?

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==>
<187>
<beer>
<bird>
<bomb>
<bone>
<bug>
<burger>
<cheers>
<cherry>
<coffee>
<condom>
<crap>
<ducky>
<grin>
<hose>
<hotdog>
<hotpepper>
<kiss>
<knife>
<LOL>
<love>
<martini>
<peace>
<scotch>
<shades>
<shark>
<smack>
<sperm>