1:19pm  [Saxbeat] My Club Experience (a story in emoticons)
1:20pm  [Saxbeat] by Saxbeat
1:20pm  [Saxbeat] I was at my fave club , drinking a cuppa ,
1:20pm  [Saxbeat] (I'd rather have been drinking , or , but it's a nude club),
1:20pm  [Saxbeat] when this dancer with came
1:20pm  [Saxbeat] over and grabbed my . “Hey, baby,” she said. “Let’s
1:20pm  [Saxbeat] go in the back so I can rub my on your .” I asked,
1:20pm  [Saxbeat] “How much ?” and she said, “Don’t worry, the ATM
1:20pm  [Saxbeat] accepts , and .”
1:21pm  [Saxbeat] Pretty soon, I was . She was cute, definitely not -y.
1:21pm  [Saxbeat] She pushed her against my , and rocked the . A
1:21pm  [Saxbeat] minute of that, and I was .
1:21pm  [Saxbeat] She rubbed me this way and that way , and I said,
1:21pm  [Saxbeat] “Hey, lighten up, or I’m going to .” She said,
1:22pm  [Saxbeat] “That’s all right -- I like the taste of .”
1:22pm  [Saxbeat] “Whoa,” I said... and before I knew it, she had her
1:22pm  [Saxbeat] [redacted] !
1:22pm  [Saxbeat] I had my hands on her when suddenly, I saw
1:22pm  [Saxbeat] the floater approaching. "Oh, ," I said, we're busted!
1:22pm  [Saxbeat] I was afraid I'd have to pull my and him.
1:22pm  [Saxbeat] But the floater just d... he didn't care.
1:22pm  [Saxbeat] Phew! I felt like a little bit of a for overreacting,
1:22pm  [Saxbeat] but the dancer just 'd me...
1:23pm  [Saxbeat] Damn, she was good, maybe too good .... It only
1:23pm  [Saxbeat] took a minute more, and I was .
1:23pm  [Saxbeat] Since then, she’s become my ATF .
1:26pm  [Saxbeat] THE END