3:03pm [elan] Logged in.
3:03pm [Ronk] Hello Elan!
3:04pm [elan] Wow! Banner turn out, I see! ;-)
3:04pm [lagsl] Registered.
3:04pm [Justme] Hello Elan
3:05pm [elan] Hi Ron! It's such a beautiful day outside, everyone's at the beach (sans laptop computers w/ satelite uplink to web)!
3:05pm [lagsl] Where's the best strip club in OC?
3:05pm [Z_Bone] Logged in.
3:05pm [Ronk] Changes topic to "Elan is here!".
3:05pm [elan] Hi Justme! So did you guys go out last night?
3:05pm [Justme] It's a beautiful day, everyone is probably at a club
3:06pm [Z_Bone] Justme: or at the beach
3:06pm [elan] lags: IMHO it's Ecstasy, but I'm biased. ;-)
3:06pm [Ronk] Z: Hello Mr Z Bone!
3:06pm [Justme] Oops you beat me to the punch
3:06pm [lagsl] Who is Elan?
3:06pm [Z_Bone] At least there's very little net lag. A lot faster than yesterday.
3:06pm [lagsl] Tell me more about Ecstasy.. I've heard good things!
3:07pm [elan] Z-orm!
3:07pm [Z_Bone] lags1: Reader her "Exposed" story on my website
3:07pm [Z_Bone] lags1: the website that you are on
3:08pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Did you end up going to 4play?
3:08pm [elan] lags: Zbone has a pretty accurate review of the place here on the site.
3:08pm [lagsl] When will Elan be at Ecstasy next?
3:08pm [lagsl] Tell me more about the bed dances....
3:09pm [Z_Bone] Hi Ronk. Rorm!
3:09pm [elan] Lags: E's doesn't have bed dances. They have couch dances, sweety. :-)
3:09pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: Oh, I guess you were in here first so... nevermind
3:10pm [elan] Z: Yes, I did. Very nice place, although I didn't care for the smoke. Got 3 dances for me and one for Eric!
3:10pm [Z_Bone] Elan: I think I call them bed dances on my review because you are lying down.
3:10pm [Z_Bone] Elan: As a matter of fact, I started using that term because of Ecstasy's couch dances, before the DJV/BCL bed dances
3:11pm [Ronk] Z:I need an education... What is meant by *orm??
3:11pm [Z_Bone] Elan: How come you get 3 and her gets 1?
3:12pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: I guess Pharoah or somebody started saying "Norm" like Cheers (TV) but I like to
3:12pm [elan] Z: Very sweet lady there named Isabella. She moved *very* seductively and it just worked for me.
3:12pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: basterdize everything so I put the person's first letter in front of "orm".
3:12pm [elan] Oops, actually I meant two. No, really. He got 2 dances.
3:13pm [Ronk] Z: Aha! Got it!!
3:13pm [elan] Z: I got three because I have less self control than he does. He got two because he wanted to get me home. ;-)
3:13pm [Z_Bone] Elan: LOL. We caught you! Oh, and I supposed now, you got 1 and he got 3?
3:14pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Heh, heh <eg>
3:14pm [elan] About the bed dances: Yes, I guess you do call them that even though it's on couches. Most clients _do_ lie down for the dances.
3:15pm [Paul] Logged in.
3:15pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Is Eric going to login here for your chat?
3:15pm [elan] Z: Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket! And mine lasted _10_ minutes! And I invented the song they were playing too! ;-)
3:15pm [Justme] Those dances are my weakness there, thats why I limit the times I go
3:15pm [Ronk] Elan: After reading Jaime's decription of a gal getting a lap dance, I can see why you said '3'!
3:15pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Was Oliver at 4play?
3:16pm [elan] Z: I'm at his place so he can't. But he is here lighting candles, giving me wine and plying me w/ chocolate to get me in the....
3:17pm [elan] ...mood! You can ask anything and he will answer thru me.
3:17pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Yeah. That's the ticket.... and the dancer was.... ahhh Demi Moore and she asked you to come to her house afterwards... y
3:18pm [elan] Ron: Uh huh! Wow, is it ever exciting! Z: Saw him briefly, I think, but he seemed busy.
3:18pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Oh great Elan.... passing message through her body to the great beyond...
3:19pm [lagsl] Auto-Logout.
3:19pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Whatever Eric says, you're doing the typing so you can say whatever you want.
3:19pm [elan] Z: LOL! He says he will answer truthfully and isn't inhibited by me. Great guy, eh?
3:19pm [Z_Bone] Hi Paul. Elan is a dancer at Ecstasy... please feel free to ask her questions make comments
3:20pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Are you sure Eric isn't an imaginary invisible BF? Does he have long ears?
3:20pm [elan] Z: I like his machine better anyway. 196 megs RAM, PII 266, 9 Gig HD! Yahoo!!
3:21pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Please don't advertise Search Engine website on mine.
3:21pm [elan] Eric says: "If any of you had showed up at 4play last night, you'd know for sure."
3:21pm [elan] Z: Eric says you are already on Yahoo. (his words, I swear)
3:22pm [Paul] Elan:Do you ever dance at other clubs?
3:22pm [Z_Bone] All: Elan is into computers and cars. So she can talk hardware or soft-wear (as in stuff she wears at Ecstasy)
3:22pm [elan] Z: He says that's how he found you in the first place.
3:22pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Eric says I'm a Yahoo!?
3:23pm [elan] Hi Paul! Welcome to chat! Right now I'm pretty strictly at Ecstasy, but that doesn't mean I won't be elsewhere in the future....
3:23pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Jaime didn't show up at 4play? She lives close to 4play.
3:23pm [Justme] Elan: The dancers at E seem to get a long pretty well (from my point) of view, have you found that to be the case?
3:23pm [elan] Paul: Were do you frequent?
3:23pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Speaking of Jaime, didn't she say yesterday she would be here for the Elan Chat?
3:24pm [Ronk] Z: BTW, I haven't noticed the Infoseek banner on your site lately..
3:24pm [Paul] elan: Mostly BOBS, DVNH, and Z-Island until it burned.
3:25pm [elan] Z: No, I didn't see her there last night, but she said she wasn't going out. I'm not sure about he showing for today's chat.
3:25pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: All those ads have expired. The Hotmail, Infoseek and other ads are gone.
3:25pm [elan] Eric says, "Elan has the hots for Jaime." I do not! Well, maybe a little.... ;-)
3:25pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: I won't get into it here but I had a falling out because of my links to dancer's websites
3:25pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: I was bummed out but I'm not going to change my website content
3:26pm [Ronk] Z: Ooookay! Next subject! (
)3:26pm [elan] Z: Is this something we should discuss later? Is everything okay?
3:27pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Tell Eric that Jaime not only has the hots for Elan but she wants to be in her stories
3:27pm [elan] Paul: So you are up north, valley-ish area?
3:27pm [elan] Paul: Tell me what you look for in a dancer?
3:27pm [Paul] elan:Not realy but the clubs in Hollywood are not that nice.
3:28pm [Z_Bone] Elan: This happened a month ago. I'm over it. No problems. As you can see, Spearmint Rhino Chat is my new sponsor
3:28pm [elan] Z: want Jaime to be in my stories too! Did you see her fiction piece on the BB? OOOOh-ee!
3:28pm [elan] Z: I meant *I* want Jaime in....
3:29pm [Paul] elan:The thing I look for is her eye contact and the way she carries herself on stage.
3:29pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Jaime has been naughty!
3:29pm [Z_Bone] Paul: Do you go to nude or topless clubs?
3:29pm [Ronk] elan: (Jaime's story) Yes!! Makes me wish that I were a dancer giving her a dance!
3:30pm [Paul] elan:The other is she has to smile. Nothing worse than a dancer with an attitude.
3:30pm [elan] Ron: Me too!!
3:30pm [Paul] z:I go to both.
3:30pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: I met Jaime and her BF at ASSCon-LA at the Jet. Nice people.
3:31pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Maybe you can give Jaime a lap dance while Eric gives Jaime's BF a lap dance. <eg>
3:31pm [Z_Bone] Elan: I guess Eric's not into that.
3:31pm [elan] Paul: I agree. I try to be enthusiastic and really dance for the clients. It's important to draw people into the show, I think.
3:32pm [Ronk] Z: Jaime sent me a scan of her and her pals from her birthday in December. I sent her a self-portrait of me as a 40's gangster.
3:32pm [Z_Bone] Me Too! (I just like saying that)
3:32pm [Z_Bone] Elan: I think people would pay money to watch you dance for Jaime
3:32pm [elan] Z: Eric says, "Good call, but I'll commentate the blow by blow of Elan lapping Jaime!"
3:33pm [Justme] Logged out.
3:33pm [Paul] elan:I have a dear close friend that danced at Z-Island before it burned and she made good money because she knew how to act.
3:33pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: Hey! She never sent me a pix. Lucky dog
3:33pm [Ronk] elan: I tend to favor dancers that just might be the type that I would ask out or want to be friends with.
3:33pm [Z_Bone] Elan: "Blow by Blow"
3:33pm [elan] Z: Well, bring 'em on!!!!!
3:34pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: Not me. I like getting dances from dancers that look nothing like my friends. My friends are ugly anyway.
3:35pm [Ronk] Z: Welll.... Maybe my imaginary friends!
3:35pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: Personally, since I go out with short girls, I like getting laps from very tall girls
3:35pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: If we are standing together, I like my head to be at the height of her
3:36pm [elan] Ronk: I enjoy getting to know the clients a bit first. I like feeling a little closer than just anybody... ya know?
3:36pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: That way, when we hug... well you get the idea
3:37pm [Ronk] elan: I agree... Although lately, it seems to be going the other way... Dance first, chat afterwards.
3:37pm [elan] Z: I think we saw that a mile (or 2) away????
3:37pm [Z_Bone] Elan: I used to do that. Now, I like it quick and dirty. I don't even ask for the dancer's name.
(Only half joking)3:38pm [Z_Bone] Elan:
3:38pm [Ronk] Z: Well then for me, its a good thing that I am short, but still I've got to find a basketball player... My oral interests are
3:38pm [Z_Bone] Elan: I know my jokes are getting old.
3:38pm [Ronk] Z: bit lower! (:d)
3:38pm [Ronk] Z: Darn! I meant
3:39pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: If I was a midget, my head would be even lower. Is that what you mean?!
3:39pm [elan] Z: I can do it that way too, but I feel more intense when I feel closer.
3:40pm [Z_Bone] Ronk
3:40pm [Ronk] Z: Well, I am not *that* short! But yeah, you've got the idea!
3:40pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Ronk is talking dirty again... bad Ronk, bad Ronk
3:40pm [elan] Ron/Z: I know I probably shouldn't say this, but the mileage increases if the guy is friendly and talks to me a little more....
3:41pm [elan] ... than just a whan/bam/thank you ma'am.
3:41pm [Z_Bone] Elan: More like love making? Instead of anon sex? Yeah. I used to like that when I was a nice guy.
3:41pm [Ronk] elan: I agree... I love to just chat with the girls... I feel closer and friendlier.
3:42pm [elan] Ron/Z: Had a great conversation with a guy about computer networks the other day. He got 5 straigth dances w/ and told me he....
3:42pm [Z_Bone] Elan: I just like the wham/bam part. No "Thank you maam"
3:42pm [elan] ...loved that I could talk about things like that while exciting him too! :-) It was nice to hear.
3:43pm [Ronk] Z/elan: Oh please! Not the woodshed! I promise to be nice again!
3:43pm [elan] Z: You're terribel ! ;-)
3:43pm [elan] Z: And so is my typing today!
3:44pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Shheesh. Next, you're going to tell me you like "Girly" movies like "Great Expectations"
3:44pm [Z_Bone] Elan: I feel crisp and sassy.
3:44pm [Jaime] Logged in.
3:45pm [Ronk] elan: It is one of the reasons why I kept going to BCL... The girls are not 10's, but I've made too many pals there.
3:45pm [elan] Z: Um, I have to admit I didn't see the movie. I just know what feels good, hon.
3:45pm [elan] JAIME!!!!
3:45pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: Yes, get in there. Elan is going to make you wish you were naked, running thru poison ivy
3:45pm [Z_Bone] Jorm! Late!
3:46pm [elan] Jaime: Were your ears burning?
3:46pm [Ronk] Z
on
crispy and sassy) So long as you are feeling crusty too!3:46pm [Jaime] HI! I'm late.
sorry.3:47pm [Jaime] Not at all.
3:47pm [Jaime] Did I miss anything interesting?
3:47pm [Ronk] Jaime! Jorm!
3:47pm [elan] J: Loved your story. Is it a script? Can I play the part of the dancer?
3:47pm [Cowboy] Logged in.
3:47pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: There's that
again. Sorry3:48pm [elan] Jaime: Oh nothing much... just discussing how we will kidnap you and have me do an outcall dance for you that makes your story..
3:48pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: You will now have to be spanked for being late. Elan? Would you do the honors?
3:48pm [elan] ... sound tame. That's all. ;-)
3:48pm [Jaime] Thanks Elan. Wrote it late last night, read it again this morning and thought "what was i thinking?!"
3:48pm [steam] Registered.
3:48pm [Z_Bone] Elan: I'd ask Ronk to help but he's in the shed being punished.
3:49pm [Jaime] NOW my ears are burning.
3:49pm [Cowboy] cowboy ih the house, I am currently @ the jet visiting with the chokemaster
3:49pm [Ronk] Z: My fault, I forget to add in a space from time to time!
3:49pm [Jaime] Hi steam.
3:49pm [Jaime] You're at jet right now?
3:50pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: Your thinking with your small head... wait a minute... nevermind
3:50pm [elan] Jaime: It was great! Really. BTW, I'm kidding (sort of) about the makind your story seem tame, but I *have* been thinking....
3:50pm [Z_Bone] Corm!
3:50pm [Jaime] I did describe a pretty high mileage dance (by my standards, anyway)
3:50pm [Cowboy] yes in chokemaster'soffice
3:50pm [elan] J: ...about what you wrote. Eric said you were afraid I might not like you. Silly! I can't imagine that!
3:51pm [Ronk] Z: I've got my manual, 'The Art of Spanking' handy. Can I help too?
3:51pm [Z_Bone] Cowboy: Tell Choke, we said hi
3:52pm [Z_Bone] brb
3:52pm [Ronk] Jame: More stories! I loved the one that you wrote!
3:52pm [Cowboy] Hi all, cowboy and I are sharing the same computer,chokemaster
3:52pm [elan] Welcome Cowboy and CM! BTW, Eric says that's a HM dance by ANYONE's standards. Wishes someone would nibble his panties...
3:52pm [Jaime] Is Jade there, Cowboy?
3:53pm [Jaime] Ronk: Thanks! I was really nervous about sharing it.
3:53pm [elan] ...well, you know what I mean!
3:53pm [Jaime] I didn't even let the BF read it!
3:53pm [Jaime] Elan: Eric wears panties?!
3:53pm [Ronk] elan: Just ask him to ply you with more chocolates!
3:54pm [Cowboy] not here not scheduled tonight
3:54pm [elan] Jaime: Be proud of it! The BF should be thrilled to be with such a sensual woman!
3:54pm [Ronk] Jaime:
Hah! I didn't catch that one!3:55pm [elan] J: I thought that might get our attention! Yeah, sure, but only mine and only on his face.
3:55pm [Paul] Z:Great chat I have to go.
3:55pm [Jaime]
I may let him take a peek at it then.3:55pm [elan] Ronk: I'm quite the chocoholic! I take tips in Ghiradelli or Godiva.
3:55pm [Jaime] Bye Paul
3:56pm [Paul] Logged out.
3:56pm [Ronk] Jaime: Let him! Maybe it will give him some pointers too!
3:56pm [Jaime] I prefer good old See's! Mint truffles...
3:56pm [elan] Eric says Paul suffered from premature evacuation. He left too fast for me to say Bye!
3:57pm [Ronk] elan: I will store that bit of info in my databank!
3:57pm [Jaime] Ronk: I'm getting visions of him in a lacy teddy, doing a dance for me. BAHAHAHA!
3:57pm [elan] J: I won't turn down See's either!
3:58pm [Ronk] Jaime: I can envision it now... Jamie takes BF to a lingere shop and gets sizes that seem not the ordinary!
3:59pm [elan] So Jaime, really. People are saying they'd pay money to watch me dance for you. I only wonder who they'd pay; me or you?
3:59pm [Cowboy] alking what are we talking about-choke and I are lost.
3:59pm [elan] Hey Steam! How are you? How is your weekend going?
4:00pm [Jaime] Elan: My guess that it would be you.
What people?
4:00pm [Jaime] Cowboy: We are talking about the possibility of me being Elan's first female customer.
4:00pm [elan] Cowboy: Well quit staring at the naked ladies and pay attention! ;-)
4:00pm [Jaime] C: Tell choke that I checked out his page.
Funny pic.4:01pm [Cowboy] Say what no female customers yet. Id pay to see that.
4:01pm [elan] J: Oh, I don't know. Just people... BTW, Eric is here with me and he says he wants to be the announcer (play by play).
4:02pm [Cowboy] Jaime: thanks
4:02pm [Jaime] Elan: Is he going to take notes for future reference?
4:02pm [Z_Bone] Back... was on phone
4:02pm [Z_Bone] I'm going to be at the "Gig" in West LA tonight with Nastyman and Sheena Metal.
4:03pm [Jaime] Choke: Did you purposely pick out a pick where your face is hidden?
4:03pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: You're in WLA. Why don't you stop by if you're not busy. Sleazy Sydney will be on stage (That's Jet Li for Cowboy)
4:03pm [Cowboy] Jaime, No not really, that's where my face ends up when you choke someone. chokemaster
4:03pm [Jaime] Choke: And can I be a choke of the month someday?
4:03pm [elan] J: Probably not. I write from my own POV on my stuff. Now, he MIGHT be good with a camcorder!!! ;-)
4:03pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: Maybe Elan could drive up also... then she could give you a .... nahh.
4:04pm [Cowboy] Jaime: YOu got it. chokemaster
4:05pm [Jaime] Z: What gig?
4:05pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Camcorder.... hmmmm. that could be interesting
4:06pm [Jaime] Z: Oops. Nevermind. What's going to be happening?
4:06pm [elan] Z: I would prefer my first lap with Jaime (should she choose to do so) to be more private and less intimidating.
4:06pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: "The Gig" on Pico. It's 11637 W. Pico in WLA. Want the phone #?
4:07pm [Cowboy] Choke was mentioning to me about having an informal get-together for all the Z'ers to be held at the Jet one Monday even, NC.
4:07pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: There's going to be a much of bands there, including Sheena Metal and her Beer Bong, as well as Nastyman
4:07pm [elan] Z: Girls are different and I would never want a girl client (or friend) to feel intimidated or uncomfortable.
4:07pm [Jaime] Z: Sure. Out of curiosity only, of course.
What's schedulced
to happen?4:07pm [Jaime] I'm going monday regardless, cowboy!
4:07pm [maxmomo] Registered.
4:07pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: Sleazy Sydney (you met her at ASSConLA) will also be dancing with Beer Bong on stage.
4:08pm [Z_Bone] Elan: I agree
4:08pm [Jaime] Elan: I've only had dances from about 3 or 4 people ever. I still get nervous beforehand.
4:08pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: In case you decide to go, it's at 8pm tonight. Ph# is 310-444-9870
4:09pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: Nastyman is going to show is Nasty-zilla dildo on stage.
4:09pm [Ronk] Elan: I've learned that the ol' Z will tease you with his ideas! (
)4:09pm [Cowboy] Get together designed to know each other better and discuss the industry.
4:10pm [Z_Bone] I've danced on stage and have given lap dancing lessons at clubs. No joke
4:10pm [Z_Bone] When I danced on stage, I made $6. $5 from one dancer
4:10pm [Jaime] Zbone- webmaster, lapdancer.
4:11pm [Jaime] Cowboy, did I meet you at asscon?
4:11pm [elan] Z: You've danced?! Pole work too?
4:11pm [Z_Bone] I can do some hot floor work on stage but my pole work sucks.
4:11pm [elan] Z: The big brass pole on stage, I mean.
4:12pm [elan] Z!! Your pole work sucks?
4:12pm [maxmomo] jaime do you dance at the jet ?
4:12pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Any chance you and Eric could come up to WLA? Too far?
4:12pm [Cowboy] I was sitting at the bar in a Dallas Cowboy Jersey, I was shy!
4:12pm [Z_Bone] Max: Elan works at Ecstasy and Jaime is a female customer
4:13pm [elan] Z: Eric is running for the cell phone to see if he can arrange for a sitter. You said the magic words, I think.
4:13pm [Ronk] Z/elan: Can I come out of the woodshed yet?
4:13pm [Jaime] Max: No... Just a customer there.
4:14pm [elan] Ron: Oh god! We forgot about you. Here, let me brush off the dust and make you feel better...
4:14pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: I think you have done your time. Elan? OK for Ronk to come out?
4:14pm [Ronk] elan: Thanks! I feel much better now!
4:14pm [Jaime] Poor Ronk! I'd feel sorry for him if I didn't know that he liked the abuse!
4:15pm [elan] Ron: I'll whisper in your ear and make it all better.
4:15pm [Z_Bone] Elan: If you can make it, you can meet Nastyman before your scheduled appearance on the radio.
4:15pm [Jaime] Cowboy: You didn't even say hi?
4:15pm [Z_Bone] Elan: and maybe if Jaime came to the radio show that night..... that could get out of hand...
4:15pm [Ronk] Jaime/Z/elan: Well gosh, Z and elan were talking about pole work and stuff! (sniff!)
4:16pm [Jaime] Z: Is it a high cover? What's the dress code? What the hell is the Gig?
4:17pm [elan] Z: We are working on it as I type. As far as Jaime being on the show. I'm all for it, if she wants to.
4:17pm [Jaime] Wait... I probably can't make it until late anyways...
4:18pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: It starts at 8pm but I don't think Beer Bong goes on until the end of the show.
4:18pm [Jaime] But knowing Z, he probably won't get there until 10 anyways.
4:19pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: I don't know what the cover is. Maybe $10. I don't have any pull there
4:19pm [elan] Z: And no, nothing would 'get out of hand' between me and Jaime. All would be well "in hand" I'm sure.
4:19pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: HEY! I resemble that remark. I've been around dancers too long.
4:20pm [Jaime] Oh! <blush>
4:20pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: I'm getting a pole installed in my bedroom
4:20pm [Z_Bone] Elan:
4:21pm [elan] Z: Yippee! Eric says, "Next to the trapeze and the basket?" Wait, Eric! You've been to Z's?
4:21pm [Z_Bone] Elan: We can't have anything nasty going on... on the Nastyman show.
4:21pm [Ronk] Z:Oh darn I'd thought you meant... well, its back to the woodshed for me!
4:22pm [maxmomo] Logged out.
4:22pm [elan] Z: It's radio! They won't know...
4:22pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Eric helped me install some of the stuff. He's very good.
4:22pm [Jaime] You think it would be okay to show up at 10ish or so? After my previous engagments?
4:22pm [elan] Z: Don't I know it!
4:22pm [maxmomo] Logged in.
4:23pm [Cowboy] Auto-Logout.
4:23pm [Z_Bone] Elan: Yeah. I sit in the studio naked and nobody says a word. The girls take off their top and
4:23pm [Z_Bone] Elan: the entire office and crew come running up to the studio.
4:23pm [Jaime] Cowboy didn't even say goodbye! Must have been hijacked by a dancer.
4:24pm [elan] Z: To see you, of course!?
4:24pm [Jaime] Z: Hey! You didn't take off your clothes for ASSCon!
4:24pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: Why not? Clubs don't start getting hot until about midnight anyway.
4:24pm [Cowboy] Logged in.
4:25pm [Z_Bone] Cowboy must have gotten booted or something
4:25pm [elan] J: Cowboy must have overpowered those heinous vixen dancers and escaped!
4:25pm [Cowboy] Re-entered.
4:25pm [elan] Yay Cowboy!
4:26pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: You weren't there in the back office.
4:26pm [Cowboy] what happened?
4:26pm [Ronk] Corm again!
4:26pm [Jaime] <Sigh> My hero.
4:26pm [Z_Bone] Cowboy is having problems. Probably that NS4/Win95 bug
4:27pm [Z_Bone] Ditto Ronk, Corm!
4:27pm [Jaime] Z: I guess I didn't know the secret handshake to see THAT show.
4:27pm [Cowboy] We are actually in explorer now, was set in netscape
4:27pm [Ronk] Z: What thing is the NS4/Win95? (I am running on NT)
4:27pm [elan] J: Are you wearing the Dudley Do-Right damsel in distress costume today?
4:28pm [Z_Bone] So maybe I'll see Jaime and Elan there at the Gig.
4:28pm [elan] J: Sweet Penelope Plumcakes or something?
4:28pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: Are you coming to the Gig in your Catholic school girl outfit?
4:28pm [Cowboy] Re-entered.
4:29pm [Jaime] Z: Not for all the money in the world!
4:29pm [elan] Z: Eric and I are doing our best. We're in Ventura right now so the trip is not so bad as from OC.
4:29pm [Jaime] But seriously tho, I'm not entirely sure I can make it. Hopefully!
4:30pm [Ronk] J:Catholic school girl outfit? Man, do I ever wish I were your BF now!
4:30pm [maxmomo] Logged out.
4:31pm [elan] Z: I would show up in Jaime's Catholic school girl outfit!
4:31pm [Ronk] Jaime: Does the outfit come with a riding crop?
4:31pm [Jaime] Ronk: We need to get you to Dream Dresser!
4:32pm [Z_Bone] J: If you make it, you make it. Don't stress.
4:32pm [Jaime] Really, everyone, if you saw the uniform I had to wear, you wouldn't be so eager to see ANYONE in it!
4:32pm [elan] Z: In fact, I'd show up in it even if _she_ was still in it!
4:32pm [Z_Bone] Elan: I'm coming in my g-string
4:32pm [Z_Bone] OK. I'm going to be away from the keyboard
4:32pm [elan] Especially, even!
4:33pm [Z_Bone] Ronk: you are in charge, if you leave, Jaime is next in line.
4:33pm [Jaime] Z: You're obviously used to dealing with dancers. You and Ronk and swap stories.
4:33pm [elan] Z: Get a towel, hurry!
4:33pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: Don't KICK anybody in the balls
4:33pm [Ronk] Jaime/Z/elan: I've got a satin red bustier trimmed in black...
4:33pm [Jaime] Hey! Why am I always second in charge?
4:34pm [Jaime] Ronk: Is it ooh so binding?
4:34pm [Ronk] Ohboy! Out of the woodshed again!
4:34pm [elan] Ron: And what dancer did you steal that from?
4:34pm [Ronk] Jaime: It is size small, and topless too!
4:35pm [Cowboy] Z is a male chauvanist jaime
4:35pm [Jaime] Ronk<- Kinky bastard.
4:35pm [Ronk] elan: It was a part of a costume set I'd bought for a photo shoot.
4:36pm [Jaime] Cowboy: I getting my suspicions.
4:36pm [elan] Does anybody want to hear about my laps at 4Play last night?
4:36pm [Ronk] elan: Yes! I would! I would!
4:36pm [Jaime] Of course!
4:37pm [Cowboy] elan to give or received
4:38pm [elan] Okay. Went in there about 10 or so. Really like the style of the place, but the smoke was a bit much. Watched some dancers....
4:38pm [Ronk] Cowboy: elan received three!
4:39pm [elan] ...(cowboy: received) some really nice pole work. One girl caught me eye. Isabella.
4:39pm [elan] Isabella didn't do pole work but I loved the way she moved and how graceful her shape is. When she came out, it was all I...
4:40pm [elan] ..could do to keep from grabbing her. We flagged her down after awhile (it's nice being a girl, you can actually walk up to a...
4:40pm [Cowboy] Re-entered.
4:41pm [elan] dancer and almost interrupt her chatting with other customers to ask politely to come see you when she is done, and no one ...
4:41pm [jjackflash] Logged in.
4:41pm [elan] thinks anything badly of you for it!
4:42pm [elan] Nothing nasty in her laps (how could she with the floaters hovering right there?) but she never takes her eyaes off yours and...
4:42pm [jjackflash] Hey, everybody
4:42pm [elan] she moves really well. Not too raunchy. Very sensual, almost romantic even.
4:43pm [elan] I loved her natural breasts and begged her not to change them. Great butt, gorgeous shoulders, soft skin, smooth short hair.
4:43pm [Ronk] jorm! elan is telling us about her laps last night.
4:44pm [elan] Hi JJFLash!
4:44pm [jjackflash] elan: where did you have laps last night?
4:45pm [elan] I enjoyed her moves so much I had Eric go get 2 when I came out. She was very nice.
4:45pm [elan] JJF: 4play.
4:45pm [Cowboy] Long time no talk, I am here with the chokemaster
4:45pm [elan] All the while I kept wanting to touch her. I'm spoiled by Ecstasy.
4:46pm [steam] Auto-Logout.
4:46pm [elan] I love getting laps because it reminds me what the clients long for and how I can "dance" better myself.
4:46pm [jjackflash] e: Is there more touching allowed at ecstasy these days, despite all the trouble with O.C. law enforcement?
4:47pm [Cowboy] While I have u all together, open invite to Choke's Vip party Sep 1 at Club Venus.
4:48pm [Jaime] C: Any news on the next Jet VIP?
4:48pm [elan] JJF: Of course there is only so much I can say, but let's just leave it at it was all I could do to keep my hands at my sides...
4:48pm [jjackflash] Cowboy, choke: thank you. Is that the day after labor day, or the week before?
4:49pm [Ronk] Cowboy: Is this the club on Beach Blvd in OC?
4:49pm [jjackflash] J: did you go lapping last night, by any chance? Nice story, btw.
4:49pm [elan] considering what I'm accustomed to. I mean, E's are $50 dances. And there's a reason for that. Couches, full nude, great view...
4:50pm [Cowboy] no on jet yet z might no yes for beach week before labor day
4:50pm [elan] JJF: It's more private too.
4:51pm [Jaime] jj: No, that's entire "fiction" remember?
4:51pm [Jaime] Elan: Wow. $50 dances? How much does a dancer have to fork over to the club?
4:52pm [elan] J: $20 of each dance goes to club. $30 stage fee upfront. 10% of dancer profit to DJ and 5% to door.
4:53pm [jjackflash] e: How long are the songs at Ecstasy?
4:54pm [elan] JJF: Um, er, well, on Sunday's when I'm there at night, it's pretty spot on 3 minutes. But on Wednesday nights, they often go...
4:55pm [elan] ...longer. I had one night I thought I was going to die. The DJ didn't realize the Quidam song I gave him was nearly 5 minutes..
4:55pm [elan] ..long and I about keeled over on stage from exhaustion! Ok I'm kidding a little. I didn't keel, but I kept wondering about it.
4:55pm [jjackflash] e: Does the 10%/5% deduction include profit from tips, or only from the base price of the dance?
4:56pm [elan] Best tip about dances at E's: get multiples and tell the girl you want 2 or more upfront so she dances right through the break..
4:56pm [elan] JJF: includes profit from tips.
4:57pm [elan] JJF: The break between songs can be from 30 seconds to a full minute. also, very good to go when they have both stages open....
4:58pm [jjackflash] e: Damn! The house really makes big
off you, or so it would
seem.4:58pm [jjackflash] Where's JW to run some formulas here?
4:58pm [elan] ... reason being is their is often longer lag between songs due to confusion behind the scenes (where's so&so, she's dancing...)
4:59pm [jjackflash] e: makes sense.
4:59pm [elan] JJF: That's why I suggest tipping in chocolate or fine jewelery.
5:00pm [elan] :-)
5:00pm [jjackflash] e:
5:01pm [jjackflash] e: milk chocolate or dark? solid, with nuts, with nougat/caramel/marzipan?
5:02pm [elan] Of course you can do like Eric does and do both!
5:02pm [Ronk] jjf:Ghiradelli's
5:03pm [jjackflash] e: but eric kinda has other reasons to do both, no?
5:03pm [elan] JJF: All of above, however I favor dark chocolate, light on the nuts. Especially like butter creams.
5:04pm [jjackflash] R: I'm kinda partial to Valhrona (sp?) for pure chocolate.
5:04pm [jjackflash] e: my preferences as well
5:04pm [elan] JJF: Well, yeah! How many women will work on your PC, sew, sometimes cook, and rock your world?!
5:04pm [jjackflash] Z: hey, how about a chocolate icon/emotion?
5:05pm [elan] JJF: Great idea!
5:06pm [elan] Did everyone else fall asleep? Am I _that_ boring? <sniff>
5:06pm [jjackflash] e: well, uhh, not to many.
5:06pm [Ronk] jjf: Z is away... I am in the woodshed and Jaime is *really* in charge!
5:07pm [elan] Mistress Jaime: Won't you come out and play?
5:07pm [jjackflash] e: I'm having fun. Do I smell funny or something? Maybe I'm driving them away.
5:07pm [Cowboy] I don't even know what is going on.
5:08pm [Ronk] Come to think of it... Jamie! Where are you?
5:08pm [elan] JJF: I'm having fun too! Just worried I was putting other off.
5:08pm [jjackflash] C: neither do I half the time, but it doesn't stop me
5:08pm [elan] Cowboy: That's cause you're too busy looking at those naked women again!
5:08pm [jjackflash] e: have you been here for 2 hours already?
5:09pm [jjackflash] Naked women? where?
5:09pm [elan] JJF: Funny you should mention that, I just looked at the clock a minute ago and was surprised how the time flew by!
5:09pm [jjackflash] sorry, I had to do that
5:10pm [elan] Cowboy: We were discussing laps and the best time to get laps at Ecstasy. My advice on the subject/
5:10pm [jjackflash] e: have there been a lot of people here this p.m.?
5:10pm [jjackflash] e: I haven't chatted much on weekend afternoons
5:10pm [Cowboy] jjflash choke and I want to know where we can get the icons.
5:11pm [elan] JJF: Not like the normal weekday crowd, but then you have to expect that considering what a gorgeous day it is! Everyone's at...
5:11pm [jjackflash] C: there are a million different codes for them. well, a dozen or so anyhow
5:11pm [elan] the beach and left the laptops with satellite uplink to the net at home.
5:12pm [Jaime] Sorry... Was getting dressed
5:12pm [jjackflash] C: breasts are * inside ( ) with no spaces; two of them.
5:12pm [Ronk] Jamie-orm! Again!
5:12pm [elan] Jaime: You're such a tease! Were you in the shower too?
5:12pm [Jaime]
5:13pm [jjackflash] C: then there's Y inside parens.
5:13pm [Jaime] Just needed to get decent to go out. LOL
5:13pm [Jaime] And the U inside parens
5:13pm [Cowboy]
5:13pm [Jaime]
5:14pm [jjackflash] J: a shower dance?
5:14pm [Ronk] Jaime: We've got to set up one of those cameras for you - Like at Deja Vu
5:14pm [steam] Logged in.
5:14pm [Jaime] Little nipples are . instead of *
5:14pm [Jaime] What
5:14pm [Jaime] 's the erection and the splooging?
5:14pm [Jaime] I tinkered with a webcam, Ronk.
5:14pm [jjackflash] R: heh heh.
5:15pm [Jaime]
5:15pm [Jaime] What's the heart?
5:15pm [Cowboy] Icreated a monster
5:15pm [elan] Ronk: Hey I've got webcam! I wonder if I could get a patch cord long enough to get to my shower?
5:15pm [Ronk] Jaime: That emoticon is cool. How is it done?
5:16pm [jjackflash] J: the word "lust" inside greater than/less than thingees <>
5:16pm [jjackflash] J: and the word splooge inside same.
5:16pm [jjackflash] J: love inside <>
5:16pm [Ronk] elan: With your techie background, I am sure you could figure it out!
5:17pm [jjackflash] e: who-hoo!!!
5:17pm [Jaime] <LUST> Neat.
or
are - - >5:17pm [Jaime]
5:17pm [Jaime] Heh heh.
5:17pm [elan] Ronk: Yeah, but do I *want* to open that can of worms???
5:17pm [Jaime] <Splooge>
5:18pm [Jaime] nope. <spew> <come> <spurt>
5:18pm [jjackflash] J; no caps
5:18pm [Jaime] nope. Damn!
5:18pm [Ronk] elan: Heheh! Just teasin' you!
5:19pm [Jaime] Elan, do you use webcam 32?
5:19pm [Ronk]
5:19pm [Jaime] <zbone>
5:19pm [elan] J:
5:19pm [jjackflash] J: < splooge > no spaces
5:19pm [Ronk]
5:20pm [Ronk] (zbone)
5:20pm [Z_Bone] HEY! I go away for a few minutes and this place turns into an emoticon ZOO!
5:20pm [jjackflash] e: Ooh, yeah! That's the one!
5:20pm [Ronk] Darn1
5:20pm [Z_Bone] You guys are NASTY!
5:20pm [jjackflash] Z: grab a towel
5:21pm [jjackflash] Z: hey, elan's talking about a webcam for her shower...I couldn't help it
5:21pm [Jaime]
5:21pm [Z_Bone] JJF: I need more than a towl. We need a MOP in here
5:21pm [Jaime] Oooh.
5:21pm [Z_Bone] OH NO! Even our esteemed guest, Elan, is making a mess
5:22pm [Z_Bone] RONK! How could you let this happen
5:22pm [Ronk] Z: This place is getting to be like Venus Faire
5:22pm [Cowboy] (y)
5:22pm [Z_Bone] Jaime: You just splooged on yourself
5:22pm [jjackflash] J: oh yeahhhhhhhhhhh
5:22pm [jjackflash] Z:
5:22pm [elan] Ronk: It's a creative labs web-thingee. I don't have my documentation handy. Got it mostly for the video phone conferencing....
5:22pm [Ronk] Z: I know, I know... Back to the woodshed... <sniff!>
5:22pm [Jaime] Ack!
5:22pm [jjackflash] R: D'oh!
5:23pm [elan] Ronk: Phone bill was getting out of hand.
5:23pm [Z_Bone] JJF: This is exactly the reason why you are not a moderator.
5:23pm [Jaime] What the ass? <butt> <ass> <tooshie>
5:23pm [steam] Logged out.
5:23pm [Jaime] (UU)
5:24pm [Ronk] elan: I can barely stand looking at me when I have to shave in the morning. Someday I'll pick one up and open it up!
5:24pm [jjackflash] Z: how about a Homer emotion (Simpson, that is; for D'oh!)
5:24pm [Cowboy] (uu)
5:24pm [Jaime] I'm addicted to eBay.com
5:24pm [elan] Z: Yeah, we're just a bunch of adolescents!
5:24pm [jjackflash] Z: Hey, Jaime's just as responsible for this...
5:24pm [jjackflash] Z:
5:25pm [Jaime] WHAT! jj is lying! I didn't start it!
5:25pm [Jaime] Cowboy started it.
5:25pm [Z_Bone] Looks like my mom is calling me again. I think we will officially end Elan's chat now but please stay and have fun.
5:25pm [elan] J: eBay.com?
5:25pm [Z_Bone] Thanks to everyone for the blast. Maybe I'll see some of you at the "Gig" tongiht.
5:25pm [elan] Zbone: Bye sweety!
5:25pm [Ronk] Bye Z
5:26pm [Jaime] Elan: Yes. www.ebay.com- a huge auction site.
5:26pm [jjackflash] J: I didn't say you started it
5:26pm [jjackflash] Z: what gig?
5:26pm [Jaime] right now I have my eye on http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=23914509
5:27pm [Jaime] Bye Z!
5:27pm [Jaime] You want it, they have it. Stay away! It's a curse!
5:27pm [Cowboy] Bye from choke and me
5:27pm [Jaime] Elan: You can put a page together... "Items on ebay that would make great tips. hint hint."
5:28pm [jjackflash] C: Adios
5:28pm [jjackflash] Z: aloha to you, too
5:28pm [elan] J: Great! _Now_ you tell me! After I've already got another browser page going there!
5:28pm [Jaime] Hmmm... maybe chocolate isn't on there.
5:28pm [elan] Cowboy: Bye!
5:29pm [Ronk] Jaime: Do they have nipple clamps?
5:29pm [Cowboy] Logged out.
5:29pm [elan] J: OOOOH, gold rings! MMMM! I wonder if they have shoes?
5:30pm [jjackflash] J: Do they have Paul Frankl furniture?
5:31pm [jjackflash] R: .....I was going to say something, but never mind
5:31pm [Jaime] Ronk: They have a large erotic section.
5:31pm [elan] Ronk: You're sick!
5:31pm [Jaime] jj: I don't know about furniture?
5:31pm [Ronk] Re-entered.
5:32pm [jjackflash] e: thank you. I decided to keep my trap shut
5:32pm [elan] J: So does Eric!
5:32pm [jjackflash] J: well, then they don't have everything
5:32pm [jjackflash] J:
5:32pm [Ronk] elan: I'm sorry... Sometimes I just can't help myself!
5:32pm [Jaime] Elan! Bad! LOL
5:33pm [elan] J: No. GOOD! Really.
5:33pm [Jaime] jj: Party pooper.
5:34pm [jjackflash] All: I've got some errands to run and want to get outside while it's still nice....
5:34pm [Jaime] They DO have lots of jewlery. And what else do you need in life?
5:34pm [jjackflash] e: really bad
5:34pm [Jaime] Except porn?
5:34pm [Jaime] Okay. Bye jj! <shopping scared him off>
5:34pm [elan] J: Beanie Babies! They have Beanie Babies!
5:34pm [jjackflash] J: you got it...shopping? I
5:35pm [jjackflash] I'm outta here.
5:35pm [Ronk] Bye jjf! You helped make this one fun!
5:35pm [elan] JJF: Take care! Enjoy the rest of the sun!
5:35pm [Jaime] They have tons of beanie babies. <:p>
5:35pm [jjackflash] have a great weekend, everybody. Happy lapping
5:35pm [jjackflash] Logged out.
5:35pm [elan] J: Yeah, guys get nervous when the shopping topic comes up!
5:36pm [Ronk] Jaime: I heard about this place... Might have some used camera stuff I could get interested in...
5:36pm [Jaime] Because they think they have to pay!
5:37pm [Jaime] Ronk: They have a dedicated camera equipment section.
5:37pm [Jaime] To take your dirty pictures with.
5:37pm [elan] J: But they always have to pay!
5:37pm [Ronk] Jaime: I'm back... Was looking for it!
5:38pm [Jaime] Elan: I guess I haven't trained mine right yet.
5:38pm [elan] For crying out loud! They have a Singing Macarena Gorilla!
5:38pm [Ronk] elan:
LOL5:38pm [Jaime] Like I said. If you want it...
5:39pm [Jaime] Sometimes I'll bid on the UGLIEST things just cause they're cheap.
5:39pm [elan] J: They either know or they don't. They can't be trained. (I'm kidding REALLY!)
5:39pm [Jaime] Garage sale syndrome.
5:40pm [Jaime] http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=24129480
5:40pm [elan] J: Oh God! Hope I'm never at a dancer auction that you're at! What a kick in the ego for me!
5:40pm [Jaime] Check it out only if you have courage against tacky items. But $3!11
5:40pm [Jaime] Elan: Oh no! LOL
5:40pm [Jaime] I also love the expensive stuff.
5:41pm [elan] J: Good save, girl!
5:42pm [Jaime] Thank you.
I almost flunked tact 101.5:42pm [Jaime] I'm going swimming! I have to say goodbye now.
5:42pm [Jaime] Thanks for chatting! Happy ebaying. Practice moderation!
5:43pm [elan] Well folks. I gotta call it an afternoon too. Eric's sone wants to go swimming too!
5:43pm [Ronk] Jame: Bye - and don't forget to send me your snail mail address.
5:43pm [Jaime] Bye Ronk, Z, Elan!
5:43pm [Ronk] Bye elan! Chat with you next time..