5:27pm [StraDawg] Hey the system clock is back to the right time.
5:27pm [Dmitri] hi
5:27pm [StraDawg] Dm: Greetings, program!!!
5:27pm [BBAD] Its been a quiet day here at work. I will go home in a bit
5:27pm [schleprock8] hey Dm
5:28pm [StraDawg] I wonder how this will affect the search on ZBB...
5:28pm [schleprock8] Dm- How's Sam's treating ya?
5:28pm [Deuce] Jesus
5:29pm [Dmitri] schlep: Pretty good, it's a happy mellow medium
5:29pm [Deuce] SD, You dropping by the Ball tomorrow?
5:29pm [Z_Bone] Logged in. Last login on Tuesday, 7:35pm PT, November 28, 2000
5:29pm [Z_Bone] oh, i guess i'm late this time
5:29pm [Deuce] Z,
5:30pm [Z_Bone]
to all5:30pm [schleprock8] hey Z
5:30pm [Dmitri] z:
5:30pm [StraDawg] 2: Prolly. And you?
5:30pm [StraDawg] Z: Greetings, program!!!
5:30pm [Deuce] I demand that victorp be stripped of his blue belt.
5:30pm [Z_Bone] SD: the code re-sorts the posts by time so things are going to be jumbled up for a bit.
5:31pm [Z_Bone] SD: JW can predict the future during these times.
5:31pm [Deuce] SD, Yes. I am going to read a poem on stage for LM and collect my money from you and vic.
5:31pm [Deuce] You all owe me 34.54 with interest and all.
5:31pm [eagle] Logged in. Last login on Saturday, 5:26pm PT, November 4, 2000
5:31pm [Z_Bone] dm: i'm glad you remembered the scheduled chat.
5:31pm [StraDawg] Z: Well, just for a day or so, right?
5:31pm [richv2] Logged in. Last login on Tuesday, 3:05pm PT, November 28, 2000
5:31pm [Z_Bone] 2: why? (5:30p)
5:32pm [StraDawg] 2: I'll give you 19.50, and nothing more.
5:32pm [StraDawg] eagle/rich:
5:32pm [Z_Bone] sd: well, just the posts that were made while the clock was messed up. probably 20 posts or so
5:32pm [Deuce] SD, Grrrr....
5:32pm [Deuce] SD, Deal.
5:32pm [eagle] hey!
5:32pm [Z_Bone] dm: how come you're quite? are you still there?
5:32pm [BBAD] alot of people here this evening
5:32pm [Dmitri] z: I had to mark it on my calendar
I was a little worried
with the site being down though
5:33pm [StraDawg] Z (5:31)
... and he can hardly
predict his own future at others?
5:33pm [Deuce] Z, He never pays attention to chat so he is pretty much useless.
5:33pm [Deuce] BBAD, Have you been back to IS?
5:33pm [Z_Bone] dm: yeah. i tried to contact the server company but they must have been gone for the holidays.
5:33pm [Deuce] I couldn't sleep at night knowing this site was down.
5:34pm [Z_Bone] 2: well, he can moderate the reader reviews, then.
5:34pm [Deuce] I didnt eat for two days because of it.
5:34pm [Deuce] Z, I dont think he knows how to read.
5:34pm [richv2] Logged out.
5:34pm [Z_Bone] dm: have you seen any good movies lately? I just saw "Bring it On". Not great. Not even nudity.
5:35pm [Deuce] In fact too much.
5:35pm [Z_Bone] 2: he many not know how to read by he can write.
5:35pm [Z_Bone] 2: are you telling us you didn't eat for thanksgiving?
5:35pm [Deuce] Has there ever been a back to back DOM? If not I nominate dm again.
5:36pm [Deuce] Z, I was in Vegas playing BJ.
5:36pm [Dmitri] z: really? I liked it
I saw Best in Show
a few weeks ago, that was great...5:36pm [Dmitri] 2:
5:36pm [Z_Bone] 2: huh? you like her that much?
5:36pm [Deuce] I actually had a little bit of Orange Chicken and Fried Rice from Panda Express inside the New Frontier.
5:36pm [Z_Bone] 2: sorry but I have my DOMs lined up to March 2001 right now.
5:37pm [Z_Bone] 2: girls are waiting.
5:37pm [Deuce] Wow. Which month am I DOM?
5:37pm [Dmitri] schlep: old habits die hard
5:37pm [Z_Bone] 2: if the line gets any longer, i might have to have 2 DOMs per month.
5:38pm [Z_Bone] dm: i guess i wanted to see more nudity. when dunst was topless, all we saw was her back.
5:38pm [schleprock8] Dm- True. Like I should talk....
5:38pm [Deuce] You should have a runner up incase the DOM goes down with a stripper injury or is kidnapped by a stalker.
5:38pm [Z_Bone] 2: you'll be DOM the same month you go blue belt
5:38pm [schleprock8] Z- perv!
5:38pm [schleprock8]
5:39pm [Dmitri] z:
pervert
5:39pm [Deuce] Z,
5:39pm [Z_Bone] 2: well, the next month DOM would just move up one month.
5:40pm [StraDawg] Re-entered.
5:40pm [StraDawg] wow. Something took mycomputer down hard.
5:40pm [Deuce] I think we should have DOM and PLOM. The PLOM gets a free date with the DOM.
5:40pm [Dmitri] 2: what exactly IS a stripper injury?
5:40pm [Z_Bone] dm: did you have a good thanksgiving?
5:40pm [Deuce] Dm, Sprained ankles.
5:41pm [Z_Bone] 2: that might be a good idea, except for the DOM. Does she get paid?
5:41pm [Deuce] I have seen a lot of girls get sprained ankles because of the heels the walk with.
5:41pm [StraDawg] Away from keyboard. brb
5:41pm [Deuce] Z, Yes the PLOM pays her rent for a month.
5:41pm [Deuce] I nominated SD as the first PLOM
5:42pm [schleprock8] Dm- injuries while stripping...like Jez chipping her teeth or that girl at Bob's who broke her tailbone using the pole)
5:42pm [Deuce] I think brused knees are another one of the major stripper injuries.
5:43pm [BBAD] Deuce I never went to IS. K is now back at TL
5:43pm [Dmitri] z: yup
lots of food...I've
been trying to work it all off at the gym
5:43pm [StraDawg] bak
5:43pm [Deuce] I am not implying anything by that its just that they often crawl on their knees on stage.
5:43pm [StraDawg] 2: How did I get that nom?
5:43pm [Deuce] BBAD, Thats cool. You two back together? You paying her rent?
5:43pm [BBAD] I saw here there Fri and Sun
5:43pm [schleprock8] BBAD- I hope that you're staying away from TL
5:43pm [Z_Bone] 2: nice save
5:43pm [Deuce] I figured you could use a date.
5:43pm [Dmitri] 2: there's another thing that happens to your knees like when you are crawling on them the wrong way you sometimes get this
5:43pm [Z_Bone] 2: you mean SD is going to pay DM's rent?
5:44pm [Ten4] Logged in. Last login on Tuesday, 10:52am PT, November 28, 2000
5:44pm [Dmitri] 2: odd shooting pain....
5:44pm [BBAD] No on Fri I walked out of the club when she came in
5:44pm [Deuce] Yes. I think that would be a great idea.
5:44pm [schleprock8] hey T4
5:44pm [Deuce] Dm, See. Those are what I mean when I say stripper injuries.
5:44pm [Z_Bone] 2: and dancers can get a butt rash from sitting on dirty chairs.
5:44pm [Z_Bone] 2: does that count?
5:45pm [Deuce] T4, You doing anything tomorrow?
5:45pm [Deuce] Z, Only if its from grinding on my lap.
5:45pm [Dmitri] z: definitely!!!! but you can clear it up with proper application of baby powder..
5:45pm [BBAD] Then I was there Sun and she came up to me. I thnk she was on drugs by the way she looked
5:45pm [StraDawg] 2: Can I just trade my car in instead?
5:45pm [Deuce] BBAD, Did you get dances from her on Sun?
5:46pm [StraDawg] Z:
@ butt rash.5:46pm [richv2] Logged in. Last login on Tuesday, 5:31pm PT, November 28, 2000
5:46pm [Z_Bone] dm: or you can have the PLOM lick it clean each time you sit down.
5:46pm [richv2] heya
5:46pm [schleprock8] I'm sure that they're are injuries caused by customers...Old Guru with his fingers in dancers behinds had to leave some sort of
5:46pm [Deuce] SD, I am pissed off at VB.
5:46pm [schleprock8] mark
5:46pm [Z_Bone] hi richv2. back eh?
5:46pm [StraDawg] Z: The butt or the chair?
5:46pm [StraDawg] 2: Why pissed at VB?
5:47pm [richv2] z_bone: yeah, having a few connection issues
5:47pm [Dmitri] z: depending on the PL that could make it worse
5:47pm [Z_Bone] s8:
5:47pm [Ten4] 2: sposed to be seeing the Clippers game from a luxury box
5:47pm [Deuce] I remember Lacy got bit on the ass by a dancer.
5:47pm [Dmitri] hi rich
5:47pm [Z_Bone] sd: whichever you'd prefer.
5:47pm [richv2] hey dmitri, i still owe you that daft punk cd
5:47pm [Deuce] I mean by a customer.
5:47pm [Deuce] That sould be fun.
5:47pm [StraDawg] Damn. My computer is slow... maybe I shouldn't chat while rendering... naah
5:47pm [Deuce] Hmmm. VB has a good staff today.
5:47pm [Deuce] I might have to go.
5:47pm [Z_Bone] dm: yeah. you'd have to baby wipe yourself after the PLOM licks you.
5:48pm [Dmitri] rich: wow, I can't believe you remember that!
5:48pm [victorp] Auto-logout.
5:48pm [Dmitri] z:
5:48pm [StraDawg] Z: HOT DAMN!!! Then here's to butt rash!!
5:48pm [richv2] dmitri: selective memory at its best
5:48pm [Z_Bone] 2: the real question is, do you have a good staff?
5:49pm [StraDawg] 2: So why mad at VB?
5:49pm [Deuce] Being PLOM wouldnt be too bad if you get to lick some nice ass.
5:49pm [victorp] Logged in. Last login on Tuesday, 2:48pm PT, November 28, 2000
5:49pm [Deuce] Z, If you can all it that.
5:49pm [Deuce] SD, They changed the carpet.
5:49pm [Z_Bone] sd: maybe your computer would go faster if you quit licking DM's butt.
5:49pm [victorp] Hi all
5:49pm [Deuce] Now it looks too classy.
5:50pm [Deuce] Norms?
5:50pm [Dmitri] rich:
5:50pm [Deuce] vic, Dinner at 7?
5:50pm [Dmitri] z: don't tell him to stop!!!
5:50pm [StraDawg] 2: Too classy? I can soil it a bit... I'm a dawg
5:50pm [richv2] wow, caffeine withdrawl headaches are the worst.
5:50pm [StraDawg] Z: Hmmm... I guess I'll have to live with a slow computer.
5:51pm [Deuce] SD, Cool.
5:51pm [Deuce] While your at it convince Amanda to give me a lap dance
5:51pm [StraDawg] 2: I said I'm a dawg, not a miracle worker.
5:51pm [Dmitri] sd:
5:52pm [StraDawg] 2: I'll get you a lap dance from Snowflake instead
5:52pm [Z_Bone] sorry but got to go get ready. everybody have a good one.
5:52pm [Deuce] SD, I cant believe you fell for that shit.
5:52pm [Z_Bone] Away from keyboard. taking my weekly shower
5:53pm [richv2] laters zbone
5:53pm [Ten4] 2: have vp tell Amanda he's got a bet w/you: if she refuses to give you a dance, he wins $100. If she really hates him . . .
5:53pm [schleprock8] Dm- when are you gonna update your profile? Do you have a set scedule at Sam's yet?
5:54pm [Ten4] . . . like you say, she'll lap you out of spite.
5:54pm [Dmitri] sooooo yesterday I applied for admissions to Santa Monica College....
5:54pm [StraDawg] 2: If you lose for Dom next month, demand a recount.
5:54pm [schleprock8] Dm- what courses are you gonna take?
5:55pm [StraDawg] Dm: Kewl. When do you register?
5:55pm [Dmitri] schlep: that's a good idea, I should do that soon, Not set set but a loose schedule yes.
5:55pm [richv2] dmitri: what do ya have planned?
5:55pm [Deuce] Yes. I will demand a recount.
5:55pm [Dmitri] schlep: no idea, I don't start classes till Spring quarter but it starts early in February.
5:55pm [JW] Re-entered.
5:55pm [Dmitri] sd: sometime in January.
5:55pm [StraDawg] 4: An interesting plan, but that won't work.
5:55pm [JW] AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
5:56pm [Ten4] 2: if your chads are dimpled, you have a chance
5:56pm [Dmitri] rich: I'm thinking about going into something business and something financial....
5:56pm [eagle] Logged out.
5:56pm [StraDawg] Dm: That must be a good school... one of my friends has been going there for 10 years
5:56pm [StraDawg] JW: huh?
5:56pm [Dmitri] sd:
5:56pm [victorp] Deuce: Dinner? I thought you have a project
5:57pm [Deuce] vic, We finished it.
5:57pm [Deuce] It was an easy excel project
5:57pm [Deuce] Took us an hour
5:57pm [Dmitri] sd: parking was hell though, it took me two hours to park my car and finally take a shuttle to the school...
5:58pm [richv2] dmitri: oh cool. personally I can't make it in school, patience isn't my strong point
5:58pm [JW] Gee, I remember that chat used to be a pot pourri of intriguing concepts much of the time. Now it seems merely disjoint.
5:58pm [StraDawg] Dm: Yup. Parking is a definite bummer there. My ex-neighbor just takes the bus there instead.
5:58pm [schleprock8] thinking of dimpled chads....Did you guys hear that the Mets have been declared the World Series Champs!?!?
5:59pm [schleprock8] Seems that upon recount, all the runners-left-on-base had "intended" to score but only 'dimpled' the bases.
5:59pm [StraDawg] JW: dis
?5:59pm [Dmitri] sd: if I didn't live so far away already I would..
5:59pm [schleprock8] Therefore, you HAVE to count those as runs scored since that WAS their intention. METS WIN! METS WIN!
5:59pm [JW] Like what Smooth just humoured!
5:59pm [StraDawg] JW: Potpourri,
, what's the dif? either
one stinks up your house!
6:00pm [schleprock8] sorry, I couldn't help myself
6:00pm [Dmitri] rich: I used to have some problems with that, but I've managed to find ways to work around my weak areas...
6:00pm [StraDawg] s8:
6:00pm [StraDawg] Dm: Well, you could drive closer to SM then take the Big Blue Bus.
6:01pm [richv2] dmi: that's what I'm trying to do. one of my coworkers today sugested yog
6:01pm [Deuce] What is the tab for yellow? #??????
6:01pm [richv2] oops
6:01pm [StraDawg] rich: School doesn't have to be about patience, it can be about deception and chicanery.
6:01pm [richv2] they sugested i try yoga because they saw me a bit stressed
6:01pm [Deuce] blue?
6:01pm [Dmitri] sd: well they have a great program in place, for shuttling, but I had problems finding where to park for the shuttle...it should
6:01pm [Deuce] and orange?
6:01pm [Dmitri] sd: be easier next time...
6:01pm [StraDawg] 2: What doyou mean tab?
6:02pm [Deuce] For the background color
6:02pm [Deuce] text color and so forth
6:02pm [Deuce] Yellow, Green and Orange
6:02pm [Dmitri] rich: hmmm I don't know, since I've started working out I think I've been less easily stressed or aggravated...it could help
6:03pm [Rab] Logged in. Last login on Thursday, 6:25pm PT, November 23, 2000
6:03pm [StraDawg] 2: You can make it easy on yourself and just use "yellow" "green" and "orange" unless you want a really specific color.
6:03pm [richv2] dmitri: hehehe i already work out 4-5 times a week
6:04pm [Dmitri] hi rab ;)
6:04pm [Dmitri] whoops
6:04pm [StraDawg] Rab: Greetings, program!!!
6:04pm [Deuce] So I can just type the color and it will work.
6:04pm [Deuce] Cool
6:04pm [victorp] D: Can't make Norms at 7. Cupid's Hot Dogs at 8.
6:04pm [StraDawg]
6:04pm [JW] L8r
6:04pm [StraDawg]
6:04pm [victorp] Deuce: Or call VB and find out what the special is tongiht
6:04pm [StraDawg] JW:
6:05pm [Rab] hello all
6:05pm [Deuce] OK.
6:05pm [Deuce] Is that on victory?
6:05pm [victorp] JW:
old man6:05pm [StraDawg] Damn. I forgot to take something out for dinner.
6:05pm [schleprock8] hey Rab
6:06pm [richv2] stradawg: pinkdot(pdquick?) is your friend
6:06pm [Deuce] SD< Join us at cupids
6:06pm [Dmitri] schlep: okay the profile is updated just for you
6:06pm [victorp] Deuce: What is the exit south of Sherman Way? If it's victory thaen yes
6:06pm [StraDawg] rich: Oh hell yeah!
6:07pm [schleprock8] Dm- thanks. I feel so special
6:07pm [StraDawg] 2: I can't be there by 8. Not sure when work will be over today.
6:07pm [schleprock8]
6:07pm [StraDawg] 2: Another fucken deadline.
6:07pm [victorp] JW: Join us at VB and find out what the hoopla's about?
6:07pm [Deuce] SD, Then go to VB for dinner at 10.
6:07pm [Dmitri] schlep:
6:07pm [StraDawg] 2: Maybe so.
6:07pm [schleprock8] yup...Victory.
6:08pm [schleprock8] no off-ramp at Vanowen
6:08pm [StraDawg] Dm: Howcum when I click on your profile, all it says is "Forget it, kid"?
6:08pm [BBAD] Auto-logout.
6:08pm [schleprock8] Dm- so what has made Sam's a better fit for you compared to CS?
6:09pm [Dmitri] sd: no idea
6:09pm [LostDude] Logged in. Last login on Tuesday, 1:07pm PT, November 28, 2000
6:09pm [LostDude] hello
6:09pm [schleprock8] hey LD
6:10pm [Dmitri] schlep: CS was beginning to put a LOT of pressure on me to come in more than I wanted to and really making life working there
6:10pm [richv2] dmi: savanah is falling pretty hard
6:10pm [Dmitri] schlep: unpleasant...I can understand their predicament, but I am not in a line of work where I am willing to accept pressure
6:11pm [schleprock8] Dm- really? CS seemed to have enough dancers for the number of customers
6:11pm [Dmitri] schlep: well at least a lot of pressure
6:11pm [victorp] Deuce: You have 77,000+ lines. JW has only 38K. I am at 15K.
6:11pm [Dmitri] rich: yeah it is, did they have heat when you went? cause they didn't the last time I was there.
6:11pm [victorp] I have more than B^. That must be wrong.
6:12pm [Dmitri] rich: I was wearing my big coat to work...luckily it's pretty, but combine that with pants and you have live clothed girls...
6:12pm [richv2] dmi: the heat wasn't there. quite a few of the girls were complaining about it being cold.
6:12pm [richv2] dmi: you're not the only one who's been doing that lately
6:12pm [schleprock8] Dm- I was working near Sam's about a week ago...how's the club?
6:13pm [Rab] vic:What are my lines at?
6:13pm [victorp] Deuce: I may have to go soon - are we set for Cupid's or cuban sandwich or Norm's or what?
6:13pm [Deuce] Norms
6:13pm [Deuce] I feel like steak
6:14pm [BBAD] Logged in. Last login on Tuesday, 5:25pm PT, November 28, 2000
6:14pm [schleprock8] wb BBAd
6:14pm [Ten4] vp: where do you go for a Cuban sandwich?
6:14pm [Dmitri] schlep: I like it for now, I don't think it's permanent, but it's great because it's totally different from Savannah...
6:14pm [victorp] rab: 4625 lines - 429 logins for an average of 11 lines per log in.
6:14pm [richv2] norms for steak? you're a brave man!!
6:15pm [victorp] Rab: You have no privileges. Even deuce can change a topic. I will petition z-bone to allow you to do that
6:15pm [Dmitri] rich:
yeah, the money
has been pretty bad at CS too...6:15pm [Deuce] Norms is fucken great
6:15pm [BBAD] I made it home from work
6:15pm [victorp] Ten4: Ask Deuce the exact name but it is somehing like Burritos Locos
6:15pm [StraDawg] Re-entered.
6:15pm [richv2] dmi: yeah i know. last time i was there i was the only one tipping
6:16pm [schleprock8] rich- you frequent CS?
6:16pm [victorp] D: 8 straight up? I will be on time for once.
6:16pm [Dmitri] rich: that was pretty normal though, it was never the kind of club where you made money on stage...
6:16pm [richv2] schschleprock: yeah, it's two blocks from my office
6:16pm [Deuce] vic, OK if you are late you are buying.
6:16pm [Ten4] vp: where is it? I love those sandwiches
6:16pm [StraDawg] Grrr
6:17pm [victorp] Changes topic to "Mets Win Recount. New Worlds Champions.".
6:17pm [Deuce] SD< VB tonight?
6:17pm [Rab] S8:are you going to the VB tonight?
6:17pm [StraDawg] vic: Why'd you cange your own topic?
6:17pm [StraDawg] 2: Maybe. Depends on how late I'm here.
6:17pm [victorp] Ten4: It is on Burbank, just east of the 5 Freeway near Deuce's house
6:17pm [StraDawg] 2: I'll be here til at least 9.
6:18pm [schleprock8] Rab- I will not enter a SC until after 12/25
6:18pm [StraDawg] 2: Then I still have to bike home and change.
6:18pm [victorp] schlep: That was brilliant by the way. Did you make it up or steal it?
6:18pm [StraDawg] s8: Heard that one before somewhere.
6:18pm [StripperX] Logged in. Last login on Tuesday, 7:47pm PT, October 31, 2000
6:18pm [schleprock8] vic- I stole it
6:18pm [Deuce] SD, I will see you at VB.
6:18pm [StraDawg] SX:
6:19pm [Deuce] Its the wicked bitch of the west
6:19pm [Deuce]
6:19pm [StripperX] hello guys
6:19pm [victorp] schlep: Did you go on 11/21?
6:19pm [Deuce] vic, What was brilliant?
6:19pm [B^] Logged in. Last login on Wednesday, 7:15pm PT, November 22, 2000
6:19pm [StraDawg] Dm: Christmas tree up yet?
6:19pm [Rab] what time are you guys going to the VB?
6:19pm [StraDawg] B^:
6:19pm [victorp] Deuce: I am warning you. I will boot you if you instigate needless fights.
6:19pm [B^] I AM the holy man!!
6:20pm [richv2] heya b
6:20pm [StraDawg] Rab: Wrong question. You should ask what time we're *not* going to the VB?
6:20pm [Dmitri] sd: yup it's super cute too!
6:20pm [schleprock8] Dm- what kind of club are you looking for since Sam's isn't permanent?
6:20pm [victorp] Deuce: Schlep's thing about the Mets demanding a recount
6:20pm [schleprock8] vic- yes. I promised 2 that I'd go
6:20pm [Rab] hi B^
6:20pm [StraDawg] B^: You spelled that wrong... "holey"
6:21pm [victorp] Now the sparks will fly.
6:21pm [B^] SD: No, that's StripperX's underwear.
6:21pm [Dmitri] s8: I'm not sure yet, I'll be at Sam's a little while still
6:21pm [LostDude] Logged out.
6:21pm [StripperX] after B^ chews on the underwear like my good little bitch slave
6:21pm [richv2] anyone been to the body shop lately?
6:22pm [StripperX] that's what "B" really stands for....bitch
6:22pm [StraDawg] Dm: Super cute? Hmmmm...
6:22pm [B^] Other than her, hi my friends.
6:22pm [StraDawg] rich: Not been lately.
6:22pm [Deuce] SX, I like you cause you are not thin skinned like some of the other chatters here
6:22pm [StripperX] other than you, they already said hi to me, jerk
6:22pm [B^] SX: Oh, you dream about that, don't you. You just wish you could get someone near your skanky panties.
6:23pm [StripperX] i know deuce, but that's because most of them are gay
6:23pm [Dmitri] sd: It's so cute I took a picture
But the fiberoptics
don't show up in the picture
6:23pm [richv2] damn, such attitude.
6:23pm [schleprock8] hey B^. I didn't see you come in
6:23pm [Dmitri] hi b
6:23pm [Deuce] SX, I think you and B^ would make a cute couple.
6:23pm [StripperX] B^, you go drink your bottle now, and let the adults talk little boy
6:23pm [StraDawg] Dm: Is it really short? Now that I think of it, my gram has one that's about a foot tall.
6:23pm [Deuce] The Holey Bastard and the Quasi Bitch
6:23pm [B^] Hi S8, how're things?
6:24pm [victorp] rich: No. A non-strip clubber friend of mine went recently and was blown away by the laps
6:24pm [StripperX] deuce--->
6:24pm [victorp] rich: I didn't have the heart to tell him how tame that is in comparison to lap palaces.
6:24pm [StraDawg] 2:
6:24pm [richv2] vic: ah cool. A few friends took me there on my 21st birthday in april, but I haven't been there since.
6:24pm [StripperX] Deuce, you got my money bitch?
6:24pm [schleprock8] B^- same as usual
6:24pm [Dmitri] sd: it's 36 inches and I put it on a special table just it's size
6:24pm [richv2] of course i don't remember the place.. we hit the pub right across the street first
6:25pm [StripperX] It's been a couple months, so you should have about twenty bucks
6:25pm [Ten4] 2: not unless SX is 14
6:25pm [StraDawg] vic: You shouldn't use the word "blown" when describing laps unless you really mean it.
6:25pm [Deuce] SX, Give me my money bitch.
6:25pm [B^] SX: Good idea, I think a bottle of imported beer would be fine right now. Too short a night for one of my vintage wines.
6:25pm [Thunderb] Logged in. Last login on Wednesday, 6:49pm PT, November 8, 2000
6:26pm [schleprock8]
6:26pm [StripperX] Straw,
6:26pm [Dmitri] rich: the place to be is that pub on a Monday night, guess where all the amateur night girls go after the contest?
6:26pm [schleprock8] hey Tb
6:26pm [Deuce] Thunderb, Give me your take on Lisa Maries lap dances?
6:26pm [Rab] SD
6:26pm [victorp] SD: Sorry - is that an 003 or an 002? I forget
6:26pm [richv2] dmit: i'll keep that in mind
6:26pm [StripperX] B^, stop fantisizing before I bend you over the bed and give you a ram job with my golden dildo!
6:26pm [victorp] B^: I miss Brew 102.
6:27pm [StraDawg] Dm: Kewl. The only special table I got at Christmas was the one I sat at with all the other kids.
6:27pm [Thunderb] Re-entered.
6:27pm [StripperX] Deuce, I said give me to cut or I will cut you!
6:27pm [StripperX] I mean, "the" cut
6:27pm [Dmitri] sd:
Oh, how was your
Thanksgiving?6:28pm [StraDawg] vic:
Most of the laps I
get are off the scale at 000
6:28pm [victorp] At least PBR is still available.
6:28pm [B^] SX: I don't fantasise; I just walk into my kitchen. I paid for my wine rack just like you paid for your ugly chest rack.
6:28pm [Deuce] SX, Next time you talk to me take that cock out of your mouth I cant understand a word you said.
6:28pm [Deuce] thunder, Give you a little review of Lisa Maries lap dance.
6:29pm [Deuce] I assume you really enjoyed her stage how.
6:29pm [richv2] hilarity.
6:29pm [StraDawg] Dm: Turned out to be a great Thanksgiving. Spent the afternoon with my grandparents, then took off to the Kings v. Devils game.
6:29pm [StripperX] hmm, nope, mine or real. But I guess since all you sleep with is plastic mail order fuck dolls, you probably don't know what a
6:29pm [StripperX] real womans' chest looks like
6:29pm [B^] vic: I'm planning on doing plenty of beer tasting in Germany this winter. Should be a good trip.
6:29pm [victorp] B^: Do you prefer the '88 Night Train or the '92 Cabs?
6:29pm [StripperX] I mean, mine "are" real
6:29pm [StraDawg] Dm: Hmmm... actually, it would have been a better Thanksgiving if the Kings didn't get blown out, but fun anyway.
6:29pm [Thunderb] Logged out.
6:29pm [richv2] hm.. i used to work with a lisa marie, she was a cutie.
6:29pm [StripperX] trying to chat in two rooms is frustrating
6:30pm [Dmitri] sd: well sounds like fun
6:30pm [richv2] sx never get on irc than.
6:30pm [victorp] Oh wine talk reminds me - my dad wants me to pick up some 2000 Beaujolais Nouveaus for him
6:30pm [B^] SX: It's just as well that they're yours; if not, you should have sued your plastic surgeon for malpractice by now.
6:30pm [StripperX] I have to go to the store, be back later
6:30pm [schleprock8] 2- I remember a guy at VB saying that he thought that LM didn't do much on stage....I thought he was kidding
6:30pm [StraDawg] Dm: It's all the fun I could have asked for with my
in the shop 6:31pm [Ten4] vp: '77 T'bird
6:31pm [schleprock8] but the guy was serious. He had a thing for the 'Major Tom' dancer
6:31pm [StraDawg] SX:
6:31pm [B^] vic: Going to france to get it? The stuff they sell here is the 2nd rate crap they foist on the out-of-towners.
6:31pm [Deuce] sch, Must have been blind.
6:31pm [StripperX] oh, that's funny, since my boss is in love with my breasts and says they look like those of a sixteen year old girl
6:31pm [victorp] Maybe I'll do that instead of chatting.
6:31pm [StraDawg] 4: "What's the word? ... Thunderbird."
6:31pm [StripperX] if you are going to try to make me feel bad, picking on my chest just won't do it. Try again faggot
6:31pm [richv2] stripperx: how old are you?
6:31pm [StripperX] anyway, bye
6:32pm [StripperX] Logged out.
6:32pm [richv2] bah.
6:32pm [victorp] Deuce: See you at 8 unless I make it back here before then.
6:32pm [B^] SX: To go along with your sixteen year old level of mental maturity, I take it?
6:32pm [richv2] whats her deal?
6:32pm [B^] Heh.
6:32pm [BBAD] Re-entered.
6:32pm [StraDawg] I'd be scared to have a boss who was an expert on 16-year-olds' breasts.
6:32pm [Ten4] SD:
6:32pm [Deuce] Is thunder still here?
6:32pm [B^] rich: She is a gold-digging bitch who can't stand men, and can't stand anyone disagreeing with her.
6:33pm [Deuce] I wonder what thunder is doing now.
6:33pm [richv2] damn.
6:33pm [richv2] shakes his head
6:33pm [Ten4] Or you could go with a classic brew: a Genny Cream or Rainier Ale
6:33pm [richv2] dmitri: so how ya been?
6:33pm [victorp] B^: I will have JW ship him some next time he goes to France but meanwhile we got to settle for what's available
6:33pm [B^] SD: What's the price? Forty twice!!
6:33pm [schleprock8] Dm- so what's your take on the pervs that visit SCs?
6:34pm [victorp]
everyone.6:34pm [Rab] Re-entered.
6:34pm [JW] Auto-logout.
6:34pm [StraDawg] 4: I once set out to drink every alcoholic beverage mentioned in a song.
6:34pm [B^] vic: I still get a bottle of it every year. It's better than the crap you get at the grocery store.
6:34pm [StraDawg] vic:
Maybe see you later.6:34pm [Dmitri] schlep: terrible sick people who deserve castration.....
6:34pm [B^] Dm: So! Photography! What format is your favourite?
6:34pm [victorp] Logged out.
6:34pm [richv2] ack
6:35pm [schleprock8]
6:35pm [richv2] backs away from dmitri
6:35pm [B^] SD: My housemates and I once set out to drink bourbon, scotch, and beer along with the Thorogood song.
6:35pm [schleprock8] I agree
6:35pm [Dmitri] b:
6:35pm [BBAD] Logged out.
6:36pm [Dmitri] schlep: excellent.
6:36pm [StraDawg] B^: Kewl, but I prefer someone like Muddy Waters doing that song.
6:36pm [StraDawg] Castration? Is that like a big party? Because could really go for that.
6:37pm [Rab] 2:???????
6:37pm [schleprock8] I cut my pecker off with garden shears three years ago
6:37pm [Deuce] Rab, Yes.
6:37pm [Dmitri] sd: we could make it a big party
my house? 9 o'clock?
6:37pm [StraDawg] s8: Shit. If that's the case, I shudder to think how many laps you got *before* that.
6:37pm [Dmitri] schlep:
6:38pm [schleprock8] SD-
6:38pm [Rab] where are you going tonight
6:38pm [StraDawg] Dm: Oboy!!
There's a party goin
on right here, a castration to last throughout the year!6:38pm [Deuce] The other night Sandy gave this guy a lap dance and he was a real prick so she went up to him and asked him if he was a girl or
6:38pm [Ten4] schlep: that must be why you like Bob's
6:39pm [Deuce] a boy and he said why and then she said cause I couldn't feel any kind of dick down there.
6:39pm [Deuce] The poor guy turned red and left the club.
6:39pm [Deuce] Rab, Norms at 8 and then over to the VB
6:39pm [StraDawg]
So bring your good times and your laughter too.
We're going to castrate and party with you...6:39pm [Deuce] You are welcome to join us.
6:39pm [richv2] ouch
6:39pm [B^] SD: Yeah, but we didn't have Muddy, we had George!
6:39pm [Dmitri] sd:
6:39pm [schleprock8] song time?
6:40pm [StraDawg] B^: And you had one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
6:40pm [B^] 2: Wow, someone with a smaller one than yours?
6:40pm [schleprock8] T4- actually, I had a crappy time at Bob's my last two visits
6:40pm [Deuce]
Ooooooh I need a dirty woman...Oooooh I need a dirty girl6:40pm [schleprock8] but once was during the day, so I'll give Bob's another chance
6:40pm [Deuce] B^, I tipped her $20 so she told me I had a big cock
6:41pm [Rab] 2:I might see you there
6:41pm [Deuce] If I gave her another $20 it would have been enormous
6:41pm [StraDawg] 2: $20 is a pretty good deal for such a big lie
6:41pm [schleprock8] Don't get strung out by the way I look..Don't judge a book by its cover
6:41pm [StraDawg] s8: ... but not til after the 25th, right?
6:41pm [richv2] hehehe you guys are harsh
6:42pm [Rab] sd:
6:42pm [schleprock8] I'm not much of a man by the light of day...But by night I'm one hell of a lover
6:42pm [StraDawg] uh oh... holy cow... what have I started?
6:42pm [Chili_Palmer] Logged in. Last login on Tuesday, 5:37pm PT, November 14, 2000
6:42pm [schleprock8] I'm just a sweet transvestite...From Transexual, Transylvania
6:43pm [schleprock8] SD- yup, not until after the 25th
6:43pm [Dmitri] sd: you started a sing-a-long
6:43pm [StraDawg]
: Greetings, program!!!
6:43pm [Chili_Palmer] greetings, fellow pervs!
6:43pm [Deuce] cp,
6:43pm [Rab]
CP6:44pm [StraDawg] Dm: Sure, 'cept everyone is singing something different...
6:44pm [schleprock8] hey CP
6:44pm [StraDawg] Dm: ... well, I guess that's how we'd sound in real life anyway
6:44pm [B^] Hi CP!
6:44pm [Dmitri] sd:
yeah I think so
6:45pm [schleprock8] SD
yup. probably6:45pm [Chili_Palmer] hey all...did Z ever say why the site was down all weekend?
6:45pm [richv2] his provider died and support was closed all weekend.
6:45pm [B^] Dm: So, do you prefer colour of black & white photography?
6:46pm [StraDawg]
Come on now... cas-tra-tion. We going to castrate
and have a good time...6:46pm [Chili_Palmer] thanks
6:46pm [Rab] SD:Can you make it to SRI on Dec.10 for my B-Day
6:46pm [StraDawg] That was pretty crazy. Even both name servers were down.
6:46pm [StraDawg] Rab: ... checking schedule...
6:46pm [Dmitri] b: black and white for sure...
6:47pm [schleprock8] damnit! I forgot about the SRI thing
6:47pm [Dmitri] Okay all I'm going out to dinner! Have a good night! Thanx for coming to my DOM chat
6:47pm [richv2] stra: their entire cabinet
6:47pm [richv2] g'nite dmitri!!
6:47pm [Dmitri]
to all!6:47pm [schleprock8] G'Night Dm
6:47pm [StraDawg] Dm:
6:48pm [B^] Dm: G'night! Nice to chat a bit with ya!
6:48pm [StraDawg] Dm: I guess I'll have to have my castration some other time.
6:48pm [Rab]
DM'6:48pm [Dmitri] Logged out.