8:00pm [Deuce] I nominate Amanda for DOM for November
8:00pm [sxysara] Hi Everyone!!!
8:00pm [Deuce] sara,
Just in time.8:00pm [Deuce] Now what?
8:00pm [Dmitri] bbd: yeah they passed a new law for stage dancing..you have to be 6 ft away.
8:00pm [Deuce]
8:00pm [schleprock8] hi Sara
8:00pm [Dmitri] hi sara
8:01pm [schleprock8] Dm- that sucks
8:01pm [B^] hi sara!!!
8:01pm [burnedbyadancer] hello
8:01pm [B^] Dm: Cool! I'm looking forward to taking my co-worker there.
8:02pm [Dmitri] s8: yeah but all the clubs refuse to comply...that's why they keep getting busted
8:02pm [Dmitri] b: cool!
8:02pm [Deuce] sara, Did you ever find a contest to do last Tuesday?
8:02pm [sxysara] Re-entered.
8:03pm [sxysara] nope I had a cold so I didnt go anywhere
8:03pm [sxysara] I almost didn'y make it
8:03pm [burnedbyadancer] Re-entered.
8:04pm [B^] So Sara, how has the fame of being a DOM changed your life??
8:04pm [Deuce] Bummer
8:04pm [sxysara] today, i had to run out and buy a new mouse
8:04pm [schleprock8] hey, they've got a new ugly bad guy on Buffy
8:04pm [sxysara] I've had afew guys come into the club
8:05pm [sxysara] and Im getting lots of mail
8:06pm [B^] s8: Does he look just like Xander?
8:06pm [schleprock8] B^- nah- at least not yet
8:07pm [sxysara] So I think I'm going to be moving to the Jet.
8:07pm [B^] sara, are you going to come dance out here on the west side any time soon?
8:08pm [sxysara] B^ will be happy about that
8:08pm [schleprock8] woo hoo!
8:08pm [schleprock8] I love that idea
8:08pm [B^] sara, wait for me to ask the question before you answer it!
8:08pm [sxysara] hehe
8:09pm [B^] I think that's a fine idea, though!
8:09pm [sxysara] Wednsday I think
8:09pm [B^] Wednesday being tomorrow? Or next week?
8:09pm [sxysara] Yes, I need a change
8:10pm [schleprock8] Sara- you're gonna dance at the JSs Amateur contest?
8:10pm [B^] Dm: So how did your presentation go? Was that today?
8:10pm [sxysara] I think next week, maybe tomorrow?
8:10pm [B^] If you go next week I will be in Florida.
8:11pm [Dmitri] b: tommorrow at 1....wish me luck...I'm doing the index cards tonight and double checking everything....
8:11pm [sxysara] No I think I'll work there every Wednesday, for the Night shift
8:11pm [B^] Dm: You'll do good!
8:11pm [schleprock8] Dm- presentation?
8:11pm [Dmitri] b: awwww thanx
8:12pm [sxysara] Florida !!! You lucky bastard. I used to dance in florida sometimes
8:12pm [B^] sara, that's my usual night these days. That'll be good.
8:12pm [schleprock8] sara- oh. sounds good, this way I'll have a change to meet ya
8:13pm [sxysara] In south beaches Madonnas
8:13pm [Deuce] B^, Will you retire from Lap Hiatus if Sara starts working there?
8:13pm [B^] And then I can start to go see Dmitri on Thursdays!
8:13pm [Z_Bone] sorry for being away.
for Sara!8:13pm [Dmitri] b:
8:13pm [chef] Logged in. Last login on Wednesday, 2:37am PT, July 12, 2000
8:13pm [sxysara] DO most of you guys live down there?
8:13pm [B^] 2: Nah. I'm a barfly and stage-hound at Jet now.
8:14pm [B^]
8:14pm [Dmitri] z: I'm e-mailed you again
8:14pm [sxysara] Byt the Jet?
8:14pm [schleprock8] hi chef
8:14pm [B^] Call good love, 69 9 69!
8:14pm [sxysara] Hi Z!
8:14pm [schleprock8] sara- I've never been to JS, but I've been meaning to visit
8:14pm [Z_Bone] Chef: Long time no login! I guess it took Sara to bring you back
8:14pm [chef] hi all
8:15pm [B^] sara, I know Deuce doesn't live around here, but I'm about 6 miles south of Jet.
8:15pm [sxysara] I went there with a friend the other day to check it out
8:15pm [Z_Bone] Sara: Did any of your friends see you on Jenny Jones?
8:15pm [chef] hey B^
8:15pm [sxysara] yes, some people thought it was real
8:15pm [Deuce] sara, I live in Burbank. I go to the Jet only for the VIP partys or special occasions
8:16pm [Z_Bone] Sara: If you go to Jet, be sure to say hi to the manager Johnny (Chokemaster in zchat) or Lenny, the floater.
8:16pm [sxysara] I was sooo embaressed
8:16pm [schleprock8] sara- it wasn't
8:16pm [sxysara] kool
8:17pm [sxysara] Jet is far fo me but i can do it once a week i think
8:17pm [B^] Z: But not on Wednesdays since neither of them work that night!
8:17pm [Z_Bone] Sara: I thought it was entertaining but I wanted to see some dancing!
8:17pm [sxysara] for you guys
8:17pm [B^] sara, I've got room at my place; I'm real close to jet!
8:17pm [Z_Bone] bish: Oh, yeah. I forgot. Nevermind.
8:18pm [sxysara] Z- You mean the show, I know I was last i didnt get to do very much, and I looked like a blimp
8:18pm [Z_Bone] No bad here. 25% of us in here are dancers.
8:19pm [Doc24] Logged in. Last login on Sunday, 10:54pm PT, March 12, 2000
8:19pm [sxysara] Some girl whos customer used to dance with her and is now with me, saw the show
8:19pm [Z_Bone] sara: only the black girls did some splits.
8:19pm [sxysara] and she wa slike, I knew she was doing stuff!
8:20pm [sxysara] I'm like, " Im innocent "1
8:20pm [Z_Bone] sara: REALLY!? BWAHAHAH! Whoops. Did I laugh out loud?
8:20pm [Z_Bone] sara: ... and I bet she goes, "NO! You failed the lie detector!"
8:20pm [B^] sara, are you sure? It looked pretty real to me!
8:21pm [Z_Bone] sara: #1 way for Dancer Politics to start: Go on the Jenny Jones show
8:21pm [Doc24] hi everyone...sara!
8:21pm [sxysara] But who I'm I kidding , You guys would love it if I was doing extras
8:21pm [Z_Bone] bish: As far as I'm concerned, if it was real, that's just fine with me.
8:21pm [schleprock8] yup
8:22pm [Z_Bone] sara: Hell, I do extras too!
8:22pm [sxysara] listen to the questions," have you had any sexual contact with your custemers". I was like , What do you mean?
8:22pm [chef] extras
8:22pm [sxysara] she was like, "yes or no please"
8:22pm [B^] I'll do extras; I've got no shame!
8:23pm [sxysara] I said no
8:23pm [sxysara] I wasnt sure what she meant. SO I failed. Big deal
8:24pm [sxysara] My laps are very sexual , and I have tons of contact
8:24pm [Deuce] sara, So the show really was not set up and you really failed the test?
8:24pm [Doc24] they never ask the proper questions on the Jeny Jones lie detector tests
8:25pm [Deuce] sara, I can't wait to dance with you. Maybe I will drive down to the Jet one of these days.
8:25pm [Doc24] it is always too vague
8:25pm [B^] 2: I knew it! I knew it!!
8:25pm [sxysara] They told me ahead I will most likely fail.
8:25pm [Deuce] Sara, Maybe if I E-Mail you, you can work on a Sunday cause Wed is hard for me to make
8:25pm [sxysara] and do I have a problem with that, I said no
8:26pm [Deuce] sara, Did you record it?
8:26pm [sxysara] Sunday, Hmmmm...
8:27pm [Deuce] sara, Not this comming up Sunday but sometime within the year
8:27pm [Deuce] We can talk before that
8:27pm [sxysara] If you are going in, Just lat me know, And i will go
8:27pm [Deuce] Or maybe you cna do a dance contest at VB and I will try a few laps after the contest
8:27pm [Deuce] sara, Cool.
8:27pm [Deuce] I'll make sure to make it worth your wild.
8:28pm [sxysara] Right, VB. That far too. When is that one?
8:28pm [Deuce] I will make you all hot and wet.
8:28pm [Deuce] VB is on Tuesdays
8:28pm [Deuce] If not Jet on a Sunday would be cool
8:29pm [sxysara] Deuce is going Pervo on me
8:29pm [Deuce] sara, Talking about hot and wet reminded me of Devon. Have you seen her recently?
8:29pm [Doc24] deuce: y not just drive all the way to Temptations?
8:29pm [Z_Bone]
drooling in the
corner8:29pm [sxysara] No I herad she's at SRI
8:29pm [Deuce] Last time I taked to her she was still at SRI.
8:29pm [B^] sara, deuce is always a pervo. He's mostly harmless!
8:30pm [Deuce] Sara, Too far of a drive.
8:30pm [Z_Bone] 2: Did you see Sara on Jenny Jones?
8:30pm [Deuce] B^, I have meet Sara before but she ignored me the entire time.
8:30pm [Z_Bone] sara: yeah, but sometimes he'll write a really long post about you.
8:30pm [sxysara] I know , I love D
8:30pm [Deuce] Z, No.
8:30pm [Deuce] I missed it.
8:30pm [Z_Bone] sara: then argue what you said to him in private by email.
8:31pm [sxysara] I did not B^. YOU LIE!
8:31pm [Z_Bone] 2: Look, she kissed you.
8:31pm [B^] sara, that was deuce saying that... I know you didn't ignore me.
8:32pm [Z_Bone] 2: you mean like all the other dancers?
8:32pm [Deuce] sara, You dont remember ignoring me.
8:32pm [Deuce] You were talking to Tres all night and never said hi to me.
8:32pm [sxysara] Oh see my eyes are playing tricks on me
8:32pm [Deuce] I was crying in bed for three weeks
8:32pm [Z_Bone] Deuce usually gets blamed for everythinig, not bish
8:33pm [Deuce] Z, Tell me about it. When I go clubbing girls run away from me now.
8:33pm [sxysara] Unlike the way Deuce is in zchat, he was so quiet I could hardly get 2 words out of him.
8:33pm [Deuce] Half the girls will no longer dance for me.
8:33pm [Z_Bone] sara: I want to hear more juicy gossip about Scores in NY.
8:33pm [Deuce] sara, That is not true.
8:33pm [Z_Bone] sara: did you see any big celebrities doing naughty stuff?
8:33pm [Deuce] I talk a lot is just that I had a headache that night and didnt even want to go
8:33pm [Deuce] I just went so I could drive some of them there
8:34pm [Deuce] sara, Next time I will talk so much your head will hurt
8:34pm [Z_Bone] 2: excuses, excuses. Just like in bed.
8:34pm [sxysara] Hmmm... let me think
8:34pm [Deuce] Why is everyone so quiet?
8:34pm [Z_Bone] sara: I dunno. That sounds like a threat.
8:35pm [Deuce] Z, I am a 30 second warrior in bed
8:35pm [sxysara] I saw Jean Claud Van Dam get punched in the face by a bouncer
8:35pm [Deuce] I don't need excuses
8:35pm [Z_Bone] 2: good question. are we the only ones really in here?
8:35pm [schleprock8] Z- you know 2 well in bed?
8:35pm [Z_Bone] 2:
Well, that's twice
as long as me.8:35pm [burnedbyadancer] I am just sitting quietly
8:35pm [sxysara] George clooney used to come in with his girlfriend
8:35pm [Z_Bone] sr8: Ahhhmmmm. I take the fifth on that one.
8:35pm [chef] did his face get Van Damaged?
8:36pm [Doc24] it is just that deuce talks too loud. hah ha
8:36pm [schleprock8] Jean Claude is an asshole
8:36pm [Z_Bone] sara: Did he buy dances for his girlfriend?
8:36pm [Deuce] Z,
8:36pm [Z_Bone] sr8: Were you at Scores too?
8:36pm [sxysara] very witty Chef
8:37pm [sxysara] yes they would do VIP though
8:37pm [schleprock8] Z- nah. I worked at Universal (the tour) for a few years
8:37pm [B^] I was reading an interview with a bouncer at Scores...
8:37pm [Dmitri] Auto-logout.
8:37pm [sxysara] Dennis Rodman was a shitty tipper
8:37pm [chef] i saw carmen electra at DVNH
8:37pm [B^] He said that CLooney came in once and slipped him a $5 to not tell anyone he was there...
8:37pm [Deuce] What is shitty tipper mean?
8:37pm [Z_Bone] sara: I've never been to the infamous Scores. What goes down in the VIP room?
8:37pm [sxysara] Really , What was his name?
8:37pm [B^] So he calls some reporters because $5 is chump change for clooney!
8:37pm [chef] thanks sara
8:38pm [Deuce] I saw Gary Coleman.
8:38pm [Z_Bone] bish: $5? What, for a
?8:38pm [Z_Bone] 2: We're not talking about your sexual fantasies right now.
8:38pm [sxysara] Like he wouldnt tip the coat check guy
8:38pm [schleprock8] 2- he drives a Hummer- it's funny
8:38pm [chef] whaychu talkin bout willis?
8:38pm [Deuce] sara, What is a cheap tipper considered?
8:39pm [sxysara] or the hosts, and he gave the waitresses a buck for each round of drinks
8:39pm [Deuce] I saw Gery at DVNH
8:39pm [B^] sara, I don't remember his name...
8:39pm [Z_Bone] sr8: Snoop drives a Hummer too. I guess it's the thing to drive if you're a celeb.
8:39pm [chef] oh i've been to Score's..doorman almost didnt let me in cause i wasnt wearing a collared shirt
8:40pm [Z_Bone] sr8: I know Arnold has a Hummer. I just want one.
8:40pm [sxysara] I think if a successful guy walk in with all his groupies and wants us to kiss his ass. He should be tpping us well. Don't you a
8:40pm [Z_Bone]
Well, I guess that leaves me out on the street.8:40pm [Deuce] What do you consider a good time?
8:40pm [chef] i want a hummer whjle driving my hummer
8:41pm [B^] sara, it's so funny how celebrities expect to be treated like gold but don't want to share the wealth...
8:41pm [Z_Bone] sara: Spill the beans on what goes down in the VIP room at Scores... or what you heard from the dancers.
8:41pm [chef] Z..you'll get in..the guy just wanted a tip
8:41pm [Deuce] chef, Me too.
8:41pm [Deuce] Go to DVNH for that.
8:41pm [Z_Bone]
Oh, I see. It's just like Vegas, eh?8:42pm [sxysara] I was a waitress. But I knew t hat there were some girls that gave hand jobs for $500
8:42pm [sxysara] Chippendales is right accross the street and they would go in there. I knew those guys and they gave me the dirt
8:42pm [Deuce] That is pretty expensive for a hj.
8:42pm [Z_Bone] sara: $500!!!! Geez. You know, I'll give a HJ for $500. It only costs $2 for a big bottle of anti-bac soap.
8:42pm [Deuce] I would pay 50 cents
8:43pm [schleprock8] 2- you could get a lot at Nutwood for that
8:43pm [burnedbyadancer] I get that at TL for alot less
8:43pm [sxysara] I never saw it first hand. HA Ha , get it.
8:43pm [Deuce] sch,
8:43pm [chef] ahaha
8:44pm [sxysara] Well I guess its the fact that your getting it form a ego manic score girl
8:44pm [Z_Bone] sara:
I've seen it first
hand. Sometimes I use my left hand so it feels like it's somebody else.8:44pm [chef] $500?! thats recockulous
8:44pm [sxysara] Some power trip thing. These girls were playboy playmates and penthous pets
8:45pm [chef] Z..you two timer
8:45pm [burnedbyadancer] I know some girls think They are worth $500. But not all
8:45pm [B^] Z: LOL!
8:45pm [Z_Bone] sara: Yeah. I see. I know Heidi's girls charged $1500. I guess it's whatever the market will "bare"
8:46pm [chef] $500 for a palmela handerson..thats steep
8:46pm [sxysara] The first club I danced at was called Flashdancers. Those gilrs charged much less.
8:46pm [Rab] Logged in. Last login on Tuesday, 1:50am PT, October 10, 2000
8:46pm [Z_Bone] sara: I think I've been there. It's close to NBC on a pretty busy street, right?
8:47pm [sxysara] I think some of those girls would do it for a pack of stoggies
8:47pm [Z_Bone] sara: Is that the one where you go down the stairs? There's a bar in the middle of the room.
8:47pm [chef] sara..i went there too..on broadway and 54th
8:47pm [Z_Bone] sara: BWAHAHA!
8:47pm [sxysara] Its in Time square
8:47pm [Deuce] Those are the ones I like. I have plenty of stoggies.
8:47pm [Z_Bone] sara: But I was there probably before you were born.
8:48pm [chef] yeah..across from the ed sullivan theatre
8:48pm [Z_Bone] sara: Did Mayor Rudy close down that place?
8:48pm [sxysara] you went down stairs but the place has changed alot
8:48pm [schleprock8] hey Rab
8:49pm [Z_Bone] sara: back then, there used to be a barker outside trying to get you to come inside.
8:49pm [sxysara] Mayor Guliani. No its still there but my fav club closed down, thats why i moved out here
8:49pm [Deuce] How much are lap dances there?
8:49pm [Rab] hello all
8:49pm [Z_Bone]
4 Rab8:49pm [Deuce] Rab, Hello.
8:49pm [sxysara] They still have those guys, but they just give out flyers
8:50pm [sxysara] $10
8:50pm [Z_Bone] sara: Which club closed?
8:50pm [sxysara] that was in 96
8:50pm [Z_Bone] only $10? Cool deal.
8:50pm [B^] The one time in my adult life I have been to NYC I did not go to any strip clubs at all...
8:50pm [sxysara] Dangerous Curves. Its was owned by flashdancers, but it was nude
8:51pm [chef] ny's loss our gain
8:51pm [sxysara] Why B^? You missed out
8:51pm [Rab] 2: Are you still playing pimpwar?
8:52pm [Deuce] sara, What do you consider to be a good sensual dance?
8:52pm [sxysara] There are alot of clubs out there with the milage you cant get out here
8:52pm [Deuce] Rab, Yes.
8:52pm [Z_Bone] sara: never had the pleasure. I used to go to all the really nasty places (Harmony, Show World, peep shows)
8:52pm [B^] sara, I hadn't gone to my first strip club yet by then! That was when I was 24...
8:52pm [Deuce] sara, You can get anything you want out here.
8:52pm [Z_Bone] sara: Back in the late 70's, early 80's, they used to have live sex shows.
8:52pm [sxysara] Try me D <wink?
8:52pm [sxysara]
8:53pm [Deuce] sara, Don't be a tease tell me what you do.
8:53pm [sxysara] I worked at showworld for about 3 hours
8:53pm [Z_Bone] heh, heh. Deuce starts to get excited again
8:53pm [sxysara] I cant belive I lasted that long
8:54pm [Z_Bone] sara: How was it? Was it as nasty as I remember it from the 80's?
8:55pm [sxysara] I cant describe my dances, I guess I get really close and grind and rub my lips on there ears and neck.
8:55pm [sxysara] It's all black girls
8:55pm [Z_Bone] sara: I saw a guy with tits f*ck a girl at Show World. Then another girl went around giving BJs to the customers.
8:55pm [sxysara] Ill tell you a story about show world
8:55pm [Rab] 2:I need an alliance
8:55pm [Deuce] sara, Yummy.
8:55pm [Deuce] Rab, Our alliance has 20 guys already
8:56pm [schleprock8] story time
8:56pm [Z_Bone]
waiting for Sara's juicy story.8:56pm [sxysara] A girl walks over to the manager and says "can i have a rubber"
8:56pm [Deuce] You should read the recruiting board and look for a strong alliance that needs members
8:56pm [Deuce] What are you ranked?
8:56pm [sxysara] I was like , "what"
8:56pm [sxysara] gives a her a rubber band
8:56pm [Z_Bone] sounds good so far
8:57pm [sxysara] i was like oh I must have heard her wrong
8:57pm [sxysara] she's like, " nooooooo....... a RUBBER"
8:57pm [sxysara] he laughs and gives her a condom
8:57pm [Z_Bone] heh, heh.
8:57pm [B^] hehehe
8:58pm [sxysara] I packed my shit and was gone
8:58pm [B^] Sheesh, can't guys bring their own? I always do!
8:58pm [schleprock8] sounds like my kind of club
8:58pm [Z_Bone] bish: I'm wearing one right now.
8:58pm [Deuce] sara,
8:59pm [Deuce] I always have a rubber on just incase.
8:59pm [Deuce] I keep it on with a rubber band
8:59pm [sxysara] You'll get crabs hangin around a place like that
8:59pm [sxysara] It was gross
8:59pm [schleprock8] does anyone here ever go to the club that was on Van Nuys and Valerio?
9:00pm [Z_Bone] maybe the rubber band was to hold the
in place.9:00pm [Rab] 2: my net is 350,000
9:00pm [schleprock8] that came out so wrong
9:00pm [sxysara] whats it called?
9:00pm [schleprock8] did anyone ever go to the....
9:00pm [Z_Bone] sara: crabs = bad. lobster = good. right?
9:01pm [schleprock8] no idea...it was a topless club- I remember it as a kid
9:01pm [sxysara] he he right Z
9:01pm [Z_Bone] sr8: It often comes out so wrong for me. Sometimes too quick too.
9:01pm [B^] mmm, lobster...
9:01pm [chef] mmm..with melted butter and lemon wedges
9:01pm [Deuce] I'm over a million
9:01pm [Z_Bone] sr8: Van Nuys and Valerio? Aprils?
9:02pm [schleprock8] Z
9:02pm [sxysara] Dinners on Z for making us hungry
9:02pm [Z_Bone] once I had a really bad crotch itch and it turned out I had lobsters.
9:02pm [Rab] I started yesterday
9:02pm [schleprock8] Z- I don't remember. I remember it being painted orange on the outside (I think)
9:03pm [sxysara] Thats what you get for hanging around Harmony Lounge
9:03pm [schleprock8] Valerio is a couple of blocks north of Sherman Way
9:04pm [Deuce] Rab, What is yur name on the game?
9:04pm [chef] mmm..porto nuevo for lobsters..
9:04pm [Deuce] I am ranked 1,124
9:04pm [Doc24] sr8: you sure you're not talking about Star Gardens on Lankeshim?
9:05pm [schleprock8] so sara, do you have any other stories?
9:05pm [sxysara] Tons
9:05pm [chef] thirsty's?
9:05pm [Deuce] Once sara said Z is buyin ghe ran off.
9:06pm [Deuce] oops he
9:06pm [schleprock8] Doc- I'm positive that there was a SC at Van Nuys and Valerio- it closed about 15-20 years ago
9:06pm [Deuce] sch, Its called Thirstys
9:06pm [Rab] 2:pimpmasterrab, and you?
9:06pm [Deuce] Its a few blocks away from VB
9:06pm [Deuce] Deuce
9:06pm [schleprock8] Thirsty's is on Sepulveda
9:06pm [chef] isnt thirsty's on sepulveda?
9:06pm [Deuce] You are not strong enough to mess with me on the game.
9:07pm [Deuce] If you try to attack me you are finished
9:07pm [Doc24] sara: what was it like to shoot for gallery?
9:07pm [Deuce] I'm going to call it a night.
9:07pm [schleprock8] sara- would you share another with us?
9:07pm [Deuce] I had a long and stressful day.
9:08pm [Deuce]
9:08pm [schleprock8] sara was in Gallery?
9:08pm [sxysara] HMMMM... let me think
9:08pm [schleprock8] later 2
9:08pm [Ranchgirl] Logged in. Last login on Sunday, 2:36pm PT, September 24, 2000
9:08pm [schleprock8] hey RG!
9:09pm [Ranchgirl] Where's the little titty woman sara???????
9:09pm [chef] lates deuce
9:09pm [Deuce] Peace out!!!
9:09pm [Ranchgirl] hi schlep
9:09pm [sxysara] I was nineteen so its was nerve racking. It's easier now.
9:09pm [Z_Bone] sorry, i was on the phone with a dancer asking how to do a bachelor party.
9:09pm [B^] mmm, I should go get the Gallery issue as a visual aid for this chat.
9:09pm [Ranchgirl] bye deuce
9:09pm [Z_Bone] i told her to come here and i'll show her in person.
9:09pm [sxysara] RG!
9:09pm [Ranchgirl] congrats sara!!!!!
9:10pm [Z_Bone]
9:10pm [sxysara] Youcan back order the issue
9:10pm [B^] hi RG!
9:10pm [Z_Bone] you 2 know each other?
9:10pm [sxysara] thanks RG
9:10pm [schleprock8] now RG can tell us all of sara's secrets
9:10pm [Ranchgirl] Hi everyone
9:10pm [sxysara] we worked together at SRR
9:10pm [Doc24] sara" which issue were you in?
9:10pm [Ranchgirl] sara is shy and thinks her butt is too big
9:10pm [Z_Bone] yeah, tell all.
9:11pm [Deuce] THey worked together at SRR
9:11pm [Z_Bone] in my book, the bigger the better.
9:11pm [schleprock8] Z- good advice
9:11pm [Deuce] Fuck I cant sleep yet
9:11pm [Deuce] Its still to early
9:11pm [Ranchgirl] but she makes all the guys drool
9:11pm [Z_Bone] 2: I didn't know that. Too cool.
9:11pm [sxysara] 1997 holiday issue under the name "anne"
9:11pm [Z_Bone] 2: after I gave you my nice wave, you're going to wimp out?
9:11pm [chef] hi Ranch..your my favorite dressing
9:12pm [Deuce] RG, Is Devon still around?
9:12pm [B^] mmm, what a nice booty!
9:12pm [Z_Bone] hmmm i wonder if it's online somewhere.
9:12pm [Z_Bone] bish: whatchoo lookin' at?
9:12pm [Ranchgirl] Zesty ranch or original?
9:12pm [B^] Z: I'm looking at the magazine!
9:13pm [Ranchgirl] I havent heard from Devon in a long time
9:13pm [chef] zesty fat free
9:13pm [sxysara] RG thinks her butt is too big too
9:13pm [Ranchgirl] I miss my kidd sister
9:13pm [Z_Bone] bish: out did you whip it out so fast?
9:13pm [Z_Bone] bish: quick, scan it in and email it to me.
9:13pm [Ranchgirl] mine is big
9:13pm [sxysara] how did you get it!!
9:13pm [schleprock8] original has enough zest
9:14pm [sxysara] send it to me too
9:14pm [Ranchgirl] but sara you at least are counter balanced now
9:14pm [schleprock8] then LtL would you a double with you two
9:14pm [sxysara] I have it here, but i dont have scanner
9:14pm [Ranchgirl]
9:14pm [chef] more cushion for the pushin'
9:14pm [B^] I don't have my scanner hooked up... I guess I'll have to enjoy it all by myself!!
9:14pm [sxysara] Ihave little titties in those pics
9:15pm [Deuce] I think B^ is
9:15pm [Z_Bone]
you're da man! Cutie with the booty!9:15pm [sxysara] BOOOOOOOOOO B^
9:15pm [Deuce] Make sure you dont get it on the picture.
9:15pm [Ranchgirl] So how does it feel to be a DOM?
9:15pm [Z_Bone] bish: damn you! you're a tease
9:16pm [sxysara] Kool, everyone at the club seen it.
9:16pm [B^] No, I'm not spankin'! I do that right before bed.
9:16pm [Z_Bone] RG: I feel just fine. Oh, you mean sara.
9:16pm [Ranchgirl] sara did you get my email?
9:16pm [sxysara] When I get my scanner I'll scan them to you Z
9:16pm [sxysara] No you sent me mail?
9:16pm [B^] Z
:
Why I suppose I am! haha!
9:17pm [Z_Bone] bish: hollow out a cucumber and put it in the microwave. not too hot, though.
9:17pm [Ranchgirl] Z youre so cute
9:17pm [Z_Bone] rg:
you doing okay?9:17pm [Deuce] Z, A cucumber would be too big for B^.
9:18pm [sxysara] He knows all the girls secrets
9:18pm [Doc24] sara: are you featured in any other mags?
9:18pm [Deuce] He needs something smaller like a ?????
9:18pm [B^] Z: I don't have a microwave!
9:18pm [chef] Z..i saw this on martha stewart
9:18pm [Ranchgirl] I sent it through the DOM thingy but I noticed the name was spelt wrong
9:18pm [schleprock8] a thawed NY steak'll go the trick
9:19pm [sxysara] No but I'm going to do the center stage in Private dancer soon
9:19pm [Z_Bone] rg: the DOM thingy?
9:20pm [Z_Bone] bish: it's okay. I got the Sara CD here.
9:20pm [sxysara] I'll that thing is horrible, I have it too
9:20pm [Deuce] Who is the next DOM?
9:20pm [Doc24] sara: Oh really...andy is one of my closests freinds.
9:20pm [B^] Z: Sara CD??
9:20pm [Deuce] How does someone nominate a person?
9:20pm [sxysara] I think Im going to throw it away
9:21pm [Z_Bone] bish: Goldie made a Sara CD with all her pictures.
9:21pm [schleprock8] 2- Amanda isn't ready
9:21pm [Deuce] Doc, Are you steve?
9:21pm [chef] oo can i have it?
9:21pm [Deuce] sch, Why not?
9:21pm [Z_Bone] 2: you talkin' to me?
9:21pm [Doc24] sara: he's got a cool little mag going
9:21pm [B^] Ooh, I want a copy!
9:22pm [sxysara] There are about 10 good pics out a hundred.
9:22pm [Deuce] Z, Yes sir.
9:22pm [Doc24] deuce: nope... who is steve?
9:22pm [sxysara] NOOOOO!!!!!!!!
9:22pm [Z_Bone]
http://archive.zbone.me/zone/faqzbone.htm#DOM9:23pm [schleprock8] 2- she needs to improve her dancing and warm up a bit
9:23pm [B^] gimme gimme!
9:23pm [sxysara] the last thing i need is tons of horrible pic going around
9:23pm [Z_Bone] sara: don't worry, it's safe under my pillow.
9:23pm [bigchef] Logged in. Last login on Thursday, 5:06pm PT, October 5, 2000
9:23pm [Deuce] sch, What about LM?
9:23pm [Ranchgirl] Just wanted to say hi to everyone and tell sara ..... I'M PROUD OF YOU!!
9:23pm [Deuce] Jewels?
9:23pm [bigchef] hello people
9:23pm [chef] Z what else is under your pillow?
9:24pm [KeepBanging] Logged in. Last login on Thursday, 10:00pm PT, September 28, 2000
9:24pm [Ranchgirl] keep on keeping the guys hard
9:24pm [sxysara] thanks you RG LUv Ya!!!
9:24pm [Z_Bone] hey, there's two
in here!?9:24pm [bigchef] hi people. What have I missed?
9:24pm [schleprock8] 2- LM adn Jewels are a different story
9:24pm [Z_Bone]
that cannot be revealed at this time.9:24pm [sxysara] I know Z
9:24pm [chef] hehe..im still waiting for iron chef
9:25pm [chef] hi big chef
9:25pm [Ranchgirl] sara do you got my email?
9:25pm [schleprock8] hi bg, kb
9:25pm [burnedbyadancer] Auto-logout.
9:25pm [bigchef] Hello sara, whoever you are
9:25pm [Deuce] sch, Where is your buddy dave from ....er LtL?
9:26pm [sxysara] did you send it to zbones mail or my mail
9:26pm [Z_Bone] bigchef: Sara (Dancer of the Month) has been telling us some juicy NY stories.
9:26pm [Rab] Auto-logout.
9:26pm [Ranchgirl] bigchef sara just happends to be the most sexiest woman alive
9:26pm [sxysara] Hello Big Chef who ever you are
9:26pm [schleprock8] 2- I think he's nesting at a HC
9:26pm [bigchef] oh, darn I need to pay attention
9:26pm [sxysara] shit RG needs to be my agent
9:27pm [Z_Bone] rg
coming on to sara9:27pm [Ranchgirl] which ever one was tagged onto the DOM reply to sxysara
9:27pm [Deuce] sch, He said he will teach me the tricks of the trade
9:27pm [schleprock8] sara- what's the biggest difference between SC's in NY and LA
9:27pm [sxysara] Anytime
9:27pm [Z_Bone] sr8: I already asked her that in her interview.
9:27pm [chef] i noticed that too Z
9:27pm [Ranchgirl] Z you have no clue what sara and I used to do in the locker room when we got bored
9:28pm [schleprock8] 2- well he is the master of nesting
9:28pm [Deuce] RG, Who is the most sexiest man?
9:28pm [schleprock8]
I guess that I need to reread the interview9:28pm [Z_Bone] rg: tell all.
9:28pm [bigchef] Ranch girl, are you a dancer too?
9:28pm [chef] al gore
9:28pm [sxysara] I think it the differance between the clubs
9:28pm [Ranchgirl] Big Daddy of course duece
9:28pm [Z_Bone] rg: in graphic detail
9:28pm [sxysara] In new york,it either nasty nasty
9:29pm [sxysara] or super high class
9:29pm [Deuce] I feel so honored.
9:29pm [Ranchgirl] bigchef I was never a dancer just a low priced nympho
9:29pm [B^] I'd rather have classy nasty.
9:29pm [Z_Bone] bigchef: rg and sara used to work at SRR together. I just found that out tonight
9:29pm [sxysara] Cali most clubs are in the middle
9:29pm [bigchef] thanx ranch girl
9:30pm [chef] low priced=P
9:30pm [schleprock8] B^- maybe 2 can show you something nasty at the Classy Lady
9:30pm [Z_Bone] that's what i like about NY. It's EXTREME!
9:30pm [sxysara] But in New York weather your a hooker or a penthouse pet. There is tons of money.
9:30pm [Deuce] sara, How nasty can you get?
9:30pm [bigchef] Z bone, thanx for the info. Nice to see ya.
9:30pm [B^] Or was that nasty classy? I can never remember!
9:31pm [B^] s8: That place scares me just hearing about it!
9:31pm [chef] im a low priced nympho too!
9:31pm [sxysara] Here I make an o.k. living. But its still suburbia
9:31pm [Deuce] I think night moderators are in high demand now days
9:31pm [Deuce] Other than B^ no moderators chat at night
9:32pm [Deuce] B^, We should go there once for the heck of it
9:32pm [Ranchgirl] Sara what are you going to do when you retire?
9:32pm [sxysara] Shit, If you went to New York, just tell me what you want and how much your willing to spend, and Ill direct you to the right pl
9:32pm [schleprock8] sara- how about DP? Any difference or just the same bs?
9:32pm [Z_Bone] 2: yeah, what's up with that? are all the blue belts retired?
9:32pm [B^] 2: Sounds like an adventure to me.
9:33pm [Deuce] Z, They only chat during the day. All blue belts are day chaters
9:33pm [Z_Bone] extreme behavior is okay in moderation.
9:33pm [sxysara] I 'm going to do a few more mags and eventually feature
9:33pm [Deuce] sara, No I want to know how naught you get.
9:33pm [Z_Bone] 2: bish is the only night blue belt, eh.
9:33pm [Deuce] I dont care about anyone else.
9:34pm [B^] Z: Moderation is for monks!
9:34pm [Deuce] Z, Pretty much. Sometime SD comes in at night but other than that nada.
9:34pm [Z_Bone] sara: cool deal. Talk to Andy. He knows about that stuff.
9:34pm [B^] Z: And that's only because I'm not out drinking!
9:34pm [sxysara] I guess I bend the rules but never break them.
9:34pm [Z_Bone] bish: this coming from the man off laps.
9:35pm [Deuce] sara, Once again your teasing me. Please dont be shy.
9:35pm [Z_Bone] my motto: what rules?
9:35pm [B^] Z: Exactly. From one extreme to the other!
9:35pm [sxysara] Ok let me put it this way. I've seen a customers Privates
9:35pm [Deuce] I think we need a few night moderators appointed.
9:35pm [Ranchgirl] Sara how close can you get at the club your working at now
9:36pm [Deuce] Z, Can you think of anyone capable of such a task?
9:36pm [B^] I just finished watching the first episode of "That 70's Show." That is a funny show.
9:36pm [Deuce] sara, WOW. That sounds pretty good.
9:36pm [B^] sara, you promised you wouldn't tell anyone about that!!!
9:36pm [Deuce] Too bad mine can't be found.
9:36pm [Z_Bone] bish: you can watch TV and zchat at the same time. you're da man!
9:36pm [Ranchgirl] sara when you saw the customers privates what did you think?
9:36pm [B^] you know I'm embarassed about my size!
9:36pm [Z_Bone] 2: no.
9:37pm [Deuce] RG, You make a good interviewer.
9:37pm [KeepBanging] She thought, "how can I get me some of that?"
9:37pm [Z_Bone] rg: she thought... "boy, he's small."
9:37pm [sxysara] We can strattle you and stuff but you cant touch us
9:37pm [Deuce] I should take you with me when I have to do my interview for school next week.
9:37pm [Ranchgirl] B^ I can vouge for you. You have nothing to be shy about
9:38pm [B^] Z: I'm watching tv, zchatting, and making my TV taping schedule for tomorrow.
9:38pm [sxysara] Wait Im lying I did see a customer privates
9:38pm [Deuce] sara, I like to touch a little. Not much but a little.
9:38pm [chef] she thought, " its not that cold in here"
9:38pm [Deuce] Z, I think I might have someone in mind.
9:38pm [Ranchgirl] B^ are you taping star trek again
9:38pm [sxysara] I t was at SRR, I turned arobd to do a dance and it scared the shit out of me
9:38pm [Z_Bone] she thought, "is that a big clit?"
9:39pm [Z_Bone] 2: who?
9:39pm [Deuce] RG, Your straight to the point with your questions I like that.
9:39pm [Deuce] No bullshit.
9:39pm [Deuce] Z, Hmmmmmm....
9:39pm [Ranchgirl] hahahahahah
9:39pm [KeepBanging] And then Saxbeat ran out of the club in shame
9:39pm [B^] Z: Actually, I'm copying a "Friday the 13th" episode that I'm not watching, so the sound is down.
9:39pm [Z_Bone] sara: was it a runnaway penis? they are very dangerous and you should keep away.
9:39pm [chef] ahahaa
9:39pm [sxysara] I don't mind a little touching, on NEW YORK you can touch the girls everywhere but our tits and crotch
9:40pm [B^] RG: That was a banana in my pants, actually...
9:40pm [Ranchgirl] Z she hasnt danced for Deuce yet so she claim the clit size yet
9:40pm [Z_Bone] rg: can you vouch for me too?
9:40pm [KeepBanging] With Ten4 right on his ass
9:40pm [B^] RG: I didn't want to be embarassed when you danced for me...
9:40pm [Ranchgirl] sara dont you like to be touched if the guy does it right?
9:40pm [Z_Bone] rg says, "yeah, Z, I can vouch that you have a small pee pee"
9:41pm [Ranchgirl] Z you get giddy like school boy
9:41pm [Deuce] RG, I am a good toucher.
9:41pm [Deuce] Z, I dont know I will let you decide.
9:41pm [Ranchgirl] shall i go length or width Z
9:41pm [sxysara] Sure
9:41pm [chef] its ok for a guy to shift gears during a lap right?
9:41pm [B^] Where have I heard the name Teri Polo before?
9:41pm [Z_Bone] rg: do i? that was just part of the fantasy role playing we were doing, remember? you were the mom, i was the...
9:42pm [sxysara] who doesn't
9:42pm [Ranchgirl] Deuce you have plenty of practice with touching
9:42pm [Ranchgirl] if you count yourself
9:42pm [Ranchgirl] z you should kiss and tell
9:42pm [Deuce] RG, Yes. I touch myself every night.
9:43pm [sxysara] B^ is doing some touching right now
9:43pm [schleprock8] Teri Polo was on Northern Exposure- she's a cute blond
9:43pm [Z_Bone] rg:
9:43pm [Z_Bone] sr8: Teri Polo was also my nickname for my penis.
9:43pm [sxysara] RG where are you working at ?
9:43pm [B^] sara: Not yet! Only right before bed! It helps me sleep.
9:43pm [B^] s8: Ah, gotcha. She's on Conan O'Brien tomorrow night.
9:44pm [Ranchgirl] I dont care if I get touched but I cant pass up playing with a nice thick belly
9:44pm [Deuce] Mine was Rolly Polly since when it saw a girl it would shrivle in a little ball.
9:44pm [Ranchgirl] I'm in sales sara
9:44pm [JP] Logged in. Type /HELP for available commands.
9:44pm [sxysara] I hope your think about me
9:44pm [chef] i like RG
9:45pm [schleprock8] B^- she must be promoting the Ben Stiller/ Deniro flick
9:45pm [cerahas] Logged in. Last login on Monday, 10:04pm PT, October 9, 2000
9:45pm [Deuce] Its De Niro
9:45pm [B^] no, sorry, my mistake; she's on Kilborne, not O'Brien.
9:45pm [schleprock8] hi JP
9:45pm [cerahas] anyone got a beer?
9:45pm [Deuce] cerahas,
9:45pm [schleprock8] hey cerahas
9:45pm [B^] RG: Selling yourself, maybe?
9:46pm [B^] hi cer
9:46pm [Deuce] Zbone, There you go I nominate cerahas.
9:46pm [Ranchgirl] sara I'm actually working in a civilian job now
9:46pm [Z_Bone] everybody is coming out of the woodworks for sara
9:46pm [cerahas] deuce, you still taking marketing 101 at VB?
9:46pm [KeepBanging] Cerahas, vos machst du?
9:46pm [Deuce] cera, Yes.
9:46pm [Z_Bone] 2: possible
9:46pm [sxysara] Wow!!!
9:46pm [Deuce] I am going tomorrow.
9:46pm [JP] Logged out.
9:47pm [Deuce] cera, Shouldnt you be celibrating Yankipor
9:47pm [sxysara] You dont here about that too much,
9:47pm [Ranchgirl] temporarily retired while I'm working to gain weight so I can join the sumo posse
9:47pm [cerahas] keepbanging - gut, do bist a yidl?
9:47pm [Deuce] Z, I also nominate this guy named Deuce
9:47pm [KeepBanging] L'shana Tova
9:47pm [Z_Bone] 2: can't nominate yourself.
9:47pm [cerahas] yankipor?
9:47pm [B^] 2: That's Yom Kippur, you dumbass.
9:47pm [Deuce] L'shana Tova
9:47pm [KeepBanging] Avadah
9:48pm [cerahas] i see you are also taking remedial judaism at shithole
9:48pm [schleprock8] RG- you can join now- as long as you promise to gain weight
9:48pm [sxysara] he he eh
9:48pm [Deuce] Z, Why not?
9:48pm [cerahas] ok, a litte jewish joke for you all
9:48pm [cerahas] a waiter is serving a bunch of jewish women lunch,
9:48pm [Z_Bone] 2: otherwise you would get nominated.
9:48pm [Ranchgirl] i only have two hundred more pounds to go
9:48pm [cerahas] and in the middle of the meal, he walks up to them and says
9:49pm [cerahas] "is anything allright?"
9:49pm [cerahas] rimshot!
9:49pm [Ranchgirl] speaking of weight ... how much does your tits weigh
9:49pm [Z_Bone] oh, i was waiting for the punchline
9:49pm [Deuce] Z, Rumor has it someone else nominated me.
9:49pm [cerahas] is this thing on?
9:49pm [schleprock8] 2- what is the minimium weight required for joining the
posse?9:50pm [B^] I have a joke too...
9:50pm [Z_Bone] 2: that's why they call it rumors
9:50pm [cerahas] ok, jewish strip club joke then
9:50pm [sxysara] about 4 pounds each
9:50pm [B^] What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women WILD!!?
9:50pm [Deuce] sch, 400
9:50pm [cerahas] rabbi, minister and priest go to deja vu
9:50pm [JP] Logged in. Last login on Tuesday, 9:44pm PT, October 10, 2000
9:50pm [chef] wow
9:50pm [Z_Bone] cer: you heard this one? A woman is in the elevator. The door opens and a weird looking man gets in.
9:51pm [Ranchgirl] not much B^
9:51pm [schleprock8] damn, I've got another 200 to go
9:51pm [cerahas] the minister gets hot from a stage dance and slaps a five dollar bill on the dancer's left ass cheek
9:51pm [B^]
9:51pm [Ranchgirl] ok then 260 pounds to go
9:51pm [Z_Bone] cer: He looks at her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman is shocked and screams back "NO YOU PERV!"
9:51pm [cerahas] the priest also gets hot, and not to be outdone, slaps a ten on the other ass cheek
9:51pm [schleprock8] RG- how're you gonna gain weight? I need a few ideas
9:51pm [Z_Bone] cer: The man says, "Oh, then it must be your feet."
9:51pm [Deuce] cera, I heard this one already
9:51pm [B^] bwahahaha
9:51pm [JP] RG if i may ask, why did you leave SRR
9:51pm [Z_Bone] cer: rimshot
9:52pm [bigchef] Auto-logout.
9:52pm [cerahas] then the rabbi, also very horny, gets up, pulls out his ATM card
9:52pm [schleprock8] RG- are we going to the nude beach before or after we gain the weight
9:52pm [Ranchgirl] lots of ice cream
9:52pm [cerahas] and slids it down her ass crack and takes the ten and five off her ass!!!!
9:52pm [sxysara] Z- hahahahahah
9:52pm [Deuce] slips it down her ass and takes the
9:53pm [cerahas] slides
9:53pm [sxysara] I have a joke
9:53pm [chef] rg: krispy creme
9:53pm [B^] I am thinking of going to the Oktoberfest at Alpine Village this weekend
9:53pm [Ranchgirl] because my ex made a pest of himself and my manager was catching heat for giving me special privledges
9:53pm [sxysara] hahahahahaha
9:53pm [Deuce] sara, Go for it.
9:53pm [Z_Bone]
9:53pm [Deuce] B^, We go to that each and every year.
9:53pm [sxysara] Ok, A couple arein bed . The man looks at the woman and says......
9:54pm [schleprock8] krispy kreme now that's an idea- got one within walking distance
9:54pm [Z_Bone]
9:54pm [Z_Bone] sr8: you lucky bastard
9:54pm [sxysara] "what you cant think of anyone either"
9:54pm [Ranchgirl] schlep lets go while we I still have bigger tits than you
9:54pm [JP] sorry , just wondered, saw you there then you were gone
9:54pm [schleprock8] Z- I prefer Randy's
9:55pm [schleprock8] RG-
bwahahahahaha9:55pm [cerahas] deuce, you been to deja vu bed dance lately?
9:55pm [Ranchgirl] JP who are you have we met?
9:55pm [chef] hehehe
9:55pm [Ranchgirl] did I dance for you JP
9:55pm [JP] just really briefly
9:55pm [Deuce] cera, No I get better mileage at VB then DVNH
9:56pm [B^] 2: Wanna meet up there and drink some
s?9:56pm [Deuce] Last time i went to DVNH I got dances from Domonique and Scout
9:56pm [JP] dont get out to srr much anyway
9:56pm [Deuce] B^, Where?
9:56pm [Z_Bone] bish: can you keep the
in here? I have to
go AFK9:56pm [sxysara] Ok. you guys.....
9:56pm [sxysara] I'm outa here
9:56pm [Ranchgirl] Z I'm in the mood to nibble on a ear. Know anyone that wants to indulge my fetish
9:56pm [schleprock8] g'night sara
9:56pm [schleprock8] thanks
9:57pm [cerahas] Re-entered.
9:57pm [Deuce] sara,
9:57pm [Z_Bone] sara: Thanks a bunch for being the first scheduled zchat for 2000!
9:57pm [JP] no dances with me, did with mazzi, and shyanne
9:57pm [schleprock8] Away from keyboard. brb
9:57pm [Ranchgirl] by sara ...stay beutifull
9:57pm [chef] bye sara..still gotta tell me where to go in NY
9:57pm [sxysara] I love you guys. Everyone come and see me
9:57pm [B^] 2: At the Oktoberfest!!
9:57pm [Ranchgirl] is shy more friendly than mazzi
9:57pm [cerahas] how much better deuce??
9:57pm [B^] Z: I will be up for about anothe r20 minutes...
9:57pm [Z_Bone] Away from keyboard. - looking for sara's CD
9:57pm [sxysara] Email me
9:57pm [Doc24] nite, Sara!!
9:58pm [Ranchgirl] "FRIENDLY"
9:58pm [sxysara] Logged out.