Madison's Tips for Getting Dances

Tip #1: Moving

The more subtle the man moves, the better the dance. The reason is because it draws less attention from the bouncer / floater.

Tip #2: Cologne and Perfume

The better you smells, the closer I get (a working man just getting off is cool, nothing wrong with that). But don't wear that heavy oil cologne which makes me smell like a man and is hard to wash off.

Cologne and perfume tip for all: No one should be able to smell your scent unless they are in your personal space, which is 12 inches or less. Also, sport the bucks for good perfume (men and women). In my opinion, if the dancer uses copy perfumes, her dances are probably just as unimaginative. Also, cheap perfume and oils (and I don't give a damn if it's a special designer mix oil either) are not sexy and rub off easily onto the other person. Hey guys.You don't want your lady at home smelling this, do ya? Well, I don't like smelling like you either. Especially because the delicate fragrance I wear costs about $100 a bottle and it p*sses me off to no end to end up smelling weird. Oil is heavier than perfume. The dancers have no excuse. I have heard the grump about the cost, but a good dancer rarely has to buy her own perfume. Put 2 and 2 together boys. Follow your nose. The new inexpensive body sprays are very popular now and actually are not so bad, very light.

Tip #3: Body Glitter

Do not do dances with a girl covered in body glitter if your significant other is unaware of your activities. You'll get busted for sure. That stuff is little, sticky and travels all over.

Tip #4: Lipstick

Always do a lipstick check before you leave the booth or club, even if you're single. This is because it looks silly in the bright lights of the 7-11.

Tip #5: Shorts

Weather permitting, a smart man knows that by wearing a pair of shorts (bermuda length please), instead of pants, will increase the sensational tactile level dramatically.

Tip #6: Eyes

For all you eye watchers. We hate it when you only look at our eyes for the whole dance and nothing else! The eyes are to travel. Begin with the eyes, roam. Be real. Feel. Then, come back home to the eyes.

Tip #7: Looks vs. Feels

Unless knee deep in privates or stage appearances, etc., a good dancer will sit with you for a song or two. She'll start to get to know you before she must truly move on. The more dances, the more time. Some girls will have my head on a platter for that one. But c'mon, fellas, you can be abused at home! Isee a lot of men doing what "looks" the best rather than what "feels" the best.

Sincerely,
The Xotic 1
Madison