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12/4/2007 10:34pm
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Name:
Rhino_Poop
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Subject:
A little info for Everyone to Read
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Just in Case some of you have missed these Great Informative posts that have been left on other club boards, Thanks to Sexy_Beast & Jamal777 Read On:
Post #1 - Club Info
Well, I've been gone for a while and that's because I found a much better club called Red Velvet in Reseda. The girls here make the ones at Deja vu look like hound dogs and the food is better at Red Velvet. So that's where I'll be every day for the rest of my life, Red Velvet in Reseda. which is now NUDE AGAIN. And the management over there are great people who would never shill or nothin'
Boys, remember: Red Velvet strip club. It's better than a trip to the Grand Canyon (insert your own joke about the strippers at the Red Velvet here),Disneyland and the Eiffel Tower combined. And that's not all. Our drinks cure cancer! That's right! Come before 7 on a week day and you get in free and it's like entering Heaven. (the place, not the dancer. Most of you will never get into the place Heaven, but on the other hand...)
So remember: Red Velvet cures cancer. If if it's not in your face, you're in da wrong place.
Post #2 - I Was There
red velvet.
the men were men. and so were the girls.
jamal's stage show was poetry in motion. his dancer name is jar jar binks. i can only describe it as mr magoo meets devine meets stephen hawking.
and if big jerry hadn't been fuckoing him half the night - i would've done the 3-fer in the roadkill theme room.
jedis of the vu, meet your challengers...
the ewoks of the velvet.
Post #3 - Roadkill Theme Room
love that Roadkill theme room at Red Velvet, right next to the Barf Bag theme room, and across the aisle from the Sick Old Lady Covered with Sores theme room...
gotta love that slogan. "Red Velvet. The Place Where Not Only The Strippers Grew Up in Trailer Parks, The Customers Did, Too."
Now aren't you happy you left your posts on other clubs Boards? I can't wait to see what XPOSE & GodFather will have to say with you SCREAMING your the #1 NUDE Club in the West Valley AKA Reseda!
Just Dropping a Load Rhino Poop
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