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Spearmint Rhino (Santa Barbara) Submitted Reviews
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The following submitted reader reviews are opinions expressed by the reader,
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Z Bone reserves the right to redact or delete any submitted reviews at any time.
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| Date:
11/11/2011 10:41pm
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 Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Friday Night
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It's wet outside....come on down and MAKE IT RAIN !!!!!
Open til 4am !!!
Ebony
Kristy
Giani
Courtney
Lily
Mimi
Maya
Lexy
Madison
Audra
Paradice
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| Date:
11/10/2011 10:54pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Thursday Night VIP NIGHT
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Beautiful Night here at the World Famous Spearmint Rhino. The ONLY Adult Nightclub Between Santa Maria And Oxnard !!
100 3 Song FULL NUDE VIP'S !!
Giani
Kamryn
Courtney
Summer
Mariah
Lily
Germany
Paulina
Audra
Alyssa
Madison
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| Date:
11/7/2011 9:47pm
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Name:
Easygoing
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Subject:
the weekend
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Friday night was a nice surprise to see two new girls from San Diego. Oliva and Kae were really fun! Hope they can make it back up to SBSR again. Then on Saturday, Christy was amazing.
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| Date:
10/21/2011 10:41pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Friday Night Roll Call
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The weekend is here !!!! Your favorite Lap dancer is waiting for ya !! Open Til 4am !!
Mimi
Sativa
Giani
Carla
Courtney
Summer
Lily
Jasmine
Genevive
Holly
Paradice
Madison
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| Date:
10/20/2011 10:39pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Thursday Night Roll Call
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V.I.P. Night ALL NIGHT !!!
100 3 song FULL NUDE VIP Sessions on your own private couch
Ericka
Courtney
Carla
Ebony
Madison
Delicious
Lily
Jasmine
Mariah
Charlie
Holly
Alyssa
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| Date:
10/14/2011 10:50pm
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Name:
ssgg
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Subject:
roll call?
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So what girls are there tonight?
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| Date:
10/8/2011 10:43pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Saturday Night Roll Call
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Another Saturday Night and I got Nobody..........THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE YOU !!!! We got plenty of SOMEbodies to entertain you and we are OPEN TIL 4AM !!!
Sareph
Courtney
Sunshine
Emmaculate
Mimi
Kristi
Gianni
Jesse
Charlie
Lily
Holly
Paige
Madison
Ebony
Mya
Alyssa
Paradice
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| Date:
10/7/2011 10:40pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Friday Night Roll Call
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New Calendars have arrived !!!!
Open Til 4 am !!!
Sareph
Mimi
Ebony
Kristi
Delicious
Charlie
Holly
Mya
Carla
Jasmine
Lily
Madison
Paradice
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| Date:
10/6/2011 10:39pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Thursday Night Roll Call
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V.I.P Night Has Returned !!!
100 Dollar 3 song FULL NUDE Lap Dances On Your Own V.I.P. Couch !!
Alyssa
Ebony
Ericka
Carla
Courtney
Delicious
Holly
Lily
Jasmine
Tatiana
Charlie
Mya
Paradice
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| Date:
9/30/2011 11:23pm
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Name:
Easygoing
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Subject:
roll call
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Looking forward to seeing tonight's roll call. Hopefully there is a few beauties there to make the evening a good one.
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| Date:
9/18/2011 7:51pm
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Name:
Dustystar502
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Subject:
Spearmint Rhino (Santa Barbara)
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This calls for a 502 Crew road trip!!!
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| Date:
9/16/2011 10:39pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Friday Night Roll Call
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Beautiful Night here On the California Riviera !!
2 Blocks from the beach WE ARE READY TO TURN THIS MUTHA OUT !!!!
Lapping til 4AM !!!
Delicious
Sareph
Mimi
Holly
Carla
Jasmine
Lily
Paradice
Erika
Courtney
Paige
April
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| Date:
9/10/2011 10:56pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Saturday Night Roll Call
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Lapping til 4AM !!!! Come on down and join us !!
Sareph
April
Tatiana
Giani
Ebony
Courtney
Carla
Holly
Delicious
Lily
Jesse
Ericka
Paradice
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| Date:
9/9/2011 10:40pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
(158) |
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Subject:
Friday Night Roll Call
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Happy Friday ~~~ Open Til 4am !!! Chill down by the beach !!
Sareph
Delicious
Giani
Tatiana
Holly
Carla
Ebony
Lily
Jasmine
Paige
Madison
Ericka
Courtney
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| Date:
9/1/2011 10:52pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Thursday Night Roll Call
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VIP Thursday !!!
100 Dollar 3 Song FULL NUDE VIP Sessions
Courtney
Valika
Holly
Sareph
Ebony
Leionna
Giani
Alyssa
Delicious
Lani
Teagan
Ericka
Jasmine
Lily
Carla
Paradice
Charlie
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| Date:
8/26/2011 10:29pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Friday Night Roll Call
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FRIDAY NIGHT TIL 4 AM !!!!!!
Giani
Tatiana
Jaden
Ebony
Delicious
Lily
Carla
Jasmine
Holly
Charlie
Madison
Ericka
April
Paige
Alyssa
Paradice
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| Date:
8/19/2011 10:42pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Friday Roll Call
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Open Til 4 AM !!!!!!! Humphries/Kardashian Wedding 3 miles away !!!! Guess Who's having his Bachelor party in SB tonight ??
Sareph
Courtney
Ebony
Delicious
Carla
Charlie
Jasmine
Lily
Holly
Madison
Paige
Alyssa
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| Date:
8/18/2011 10:39pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
(154) |
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Subject:
Thursday Roll Call
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V.I.P. NIGHT !!!!!
100 Dollar 3 Song FULL NUDE V.I.P. sessions till we close !!!
Sativa
Leionna
Ebony
Courtney
Mariah
Jesse
Germany
Lily
Charlie
Holly
Alyssa
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| Date:
8/13/2011 10:55pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
(153) |
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Subject:
Saturday Roll Call
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Oh Yeah Open Til 4am !!!!!
Giani
April
Tatiana
Betty
Courtney
Paradice
Lily
Jasmine
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| Date:
8/12/2011 10:45pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
(152) |
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Subject:
Friday Roll Call
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The Weekend Here !!!!!!!
Open Til 4am !!!
Paige
Sareph
Tatiana
Betty
Delicious
Giani
Dee
Jesse
Lily
Madison
Charlie
Jasmine
Paradice
April
Ebony
Alyssa
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| Date:
8/6/2011 10:44pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Saturday Roll Call
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FIESTA SATURDAY !!! OPEN TIL 4AM !!!
Giani
Tatiana
Germany
Ebony
Sareph
Valika
Holly
Delicious
Paige
Allure
Lily
Madison
April
Lola
Ericka
Courtney
Paradice
Carla
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| Date:
8/5/2011 10:37pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
(150) |
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Subject:
Fiesta Friday Roll Call
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OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH !!!! FIESTA TIME @ The Rhino
OPEN TILL 4AM !!!!!!!
Giani
Sareph
Delicious
Mimi
Paige
Holly
Carla
Lola
Lily
Jasmine
Courtney
Ericka
Alyssa
Paradice
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| Date:
8/4/2011 10:40pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
(149) |
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Subject:
Thursday Night Roll Call
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VIVA LA FIESTA
20 Bucks gets you in the door and your first lap dance AND It's V.I.P Night !!! 100 Dollar 3 song FULL NUDE VIP LAP DANCES ALL NIGHT !!!
Courtney
Ebony
Lily
Jasmine
Delicious
Lani
Trinity
Alyssa
Lola
Charlie
Ericka
Paradice
Asia
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| Date:
7/29/2011 10:35pm
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Name:
Easygoing
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Subject:
nice
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Thank you for getting the new light board up and running. Much better! Looking forward to seeing some of the new girls at the club tonight. Hopefully the roll call will be up soon.
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| Date:
7/25/2011 5:19pm
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Name:
El_Nio
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Subject:
Allure
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Is the Allure that has been dancing here the same (Thick Latina) that was at the rhino in Torrance?
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| Date:
7/23/2011 10:40pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
(148) |
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Subject:
Saturday Night Roll Call
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Open Til 4am !!
Tatiana
April
Gianni
Mimi
Lola
Carrina
Ebony
Charlie
Delicious
Lily
Jasmine
Mya
Madison
Brooke
Alyssa
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| Date:
7/22/2011 10:53pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Friday Night Roll Call
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Open til 4am
Brooke
Mimi
Carrina
Tatiana
Holly
Delicious
Jesse
Ebony
Madison
Charlie
Lily
Mya
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| Date:
7/22/2011 7:38am
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Name:
Easygoing
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Subject:
New faces
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There are a few new faces in the club. Very nice to have the energy level on the rise. Looking forward to the weekend.
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| Date:
7/21/2011 10:23pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Thursday Roll Call
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V.I.P. Night !!!
3 SONG FULL NUDE VIP SESSIONS 100 DOLLARS !!
Trinity
Courtney
Holly
Brooke
Gianni
Lola
Mya
Sativa
Ebony
Kerena
Lily
Jasmine
Sareph
Mariah
Germany
Ericka
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| Date:
7/19/2011 8:49pm
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Name:
Easygoing
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Subject:
the club....
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Really enjoyed being at the SBSR last saturday night. Good energy in the club that night. Thank you for the explanation of the light situation. What a pain for the whole board to go out. I guess we just got spoiled getting to see the girls names all lit up. No worries, we can still read the board. What is especially nice is have the ROLL CALL. It is great to she your favorite girl posted on the ZB. Makes it an easy decision to come down.
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| Date:
7/16/2011 10:45pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Saturday Night Roll Call
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Open Til 4 am !!
Valika
Sareph
Holly
Tatianna
Brooke
Mimi
Ebony
Charlie
Genevieve
Madison
Delicious
Courtney
Lily
Ericka
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| Date:
7/16/2011 7:34am
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
RE: Lights
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I believe The Santa Barbara Spearmint Rhino is the ONLY club that has a light up board showing the names of the ladies on shift.....that being said, it gets used EVERY day. At first we thought the bulb had burned out, but upon further inspection...the board itself has gone kaput. We have contacted Pacific Beverage To get a new one and hopefully it arrives shortly. This would be the 3rd time it has been replaced in 15 years. In the meantime, we are still writing the UN-illuminated names on the board and are happy to let you know whom is on shift and ready to rock your lap :-)
Peace,
Heywood
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| Date:
7/15/2011 10:43pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Friday Night Roll Call
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Open Til 4 AM !!!!
Sareph
Mimi
Ebony
Brooke
Delicious
Rose Sin
Tatiana
Charlie
Holly
Lily
Allure
Courtney
Madison
Ericka
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| Date:
7/14/2011 10:36pm
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Name:
Easygoing
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Subject:
lights
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SRSB is such an interesting place. Come on now... can we please get the light fixed so we can see the girls names on the board?? It is always nice seeing who is working. There are times when a girl is busy or in the back and knowing she is there is worth the wait.
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| Date:
7/14/2011 10:33pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Thursday Roll Call
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V.I.P Night !!! 100 dollar 3 Nude VIP Sessions ALL NIGHT !!
Courtney
Mariah
Lola
Leionna
Brooke
Trinity
Delicious
April
Charlie
Ericka
Lily
Madison
Paradice
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| Date:
7/12/2011 10:19pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Tuesday Night Roll Call
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Trinity
Mimi
Paulina
Customer Appreciation Night
25 bucks gets you in the door....Your first Topless lapdance...and your first beverage :-)
Peace,
Heywood
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| Date:
7/9/2011 10:28pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Saturday night RC
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Sareph
Valika
Kamryn
Germany
Rose Sin
Mimi
Delicious
Charlie
Lily
Holly
Jesse
Lola
Courtney
Ebony
Rollin' til 4am !!
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| Date:
7/9/2011 6:25pm
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Name:
THE_WIZ
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Subject:
RTRC
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Kobe88 u asked and Heywood delivered  . Hopefully Heywood keeps it up
Wiz
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| Date:
7/9/2011 5:51pm
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Name:
kobe88
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Subject:
re: Heywood
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Thanks for the RTRC('s).
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| Date:
7/8/2011 10:25pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Friday Night Roll Call
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Holly
Sareph
Delicious
Jesse
Mimi
Mariah
Allure
Charlie
Ebony
Courtney
Lily
Open Til 4am !!
Make the long ass drive "L"
Peace
Heywood
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| Date:
7/8/2011 8:17pm
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Name:
kobe88
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Subject:
RC's
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RC's would be nice before making the long ass drive to this club.
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| Date:
6/28/2011 9:02pm
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Name:
DeNnaB
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Subject:
Roll Calls
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Whats up with nightly roll calls. can we get some.
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| Date:
6/1/2011 3:21pm
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Name:
LG101
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Subject:
BEAUTY
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GREAT FOR TONIGHTS SPECIAL SUMMER PARTY. DO YOU KNOW IF THAT LATIN NATIVE AMERICAN BOMBSHELL GENEVIEVE WILL BE THERE?
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| Date:
5/30/2011 8:31pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Summer Kickoff Party !!
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The weather is getting warm......SUMMERTIME IS HERE !!!
You are cordially invited to the World Famous Spearmint Rhino here in picturesque Santa Barbara for our annual Summer Kickoff Party !!
The BEST of all worlds come together this Wednesday June 1st
From 9-Midnight ALL VIP customers are admitted FREE !!
From 9-Midnight 10 Dollar Topless Lapdances and 20 Dollar Nude Lapdances
FREE FOOD !!!! Prepared local & fresh !!
Hope to see everyone down here !!
Peace,
Heywood
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| Date:
5/19/2011 10:51pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Thursday Night Roll Call
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V.I.P. night is here !!!! What are your plans this evening ???
If your travel destination happens to be the Spearmint Rhino we will make it worth your while !!
3 FULL NUDE SONGS on th V.I.P. couch for only 100 dollars !! That's a 25 Dollar Savings !!
Your Star-studded line up includes :
Ericka
Germany
Lily
Charlie
Jesse
Genevieve
Mariah
Courtney
Carla
Alyssa
Lola
Holly
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| Date:
5/17/2011 11:07pm
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Name:
THE_WIZ
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Subject:
Asians
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If I know The Green Lappern he'll probably try Lily just cuz I know he loves Asians especially ones by the name of Lily......isn't that right GL? 
Wiz
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| Date:
5/17/2011 10:39pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Tuesday Roll Call & RE: Asians
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Customer Appreciation Night !!!! Ah Yeahhhh IT"S TUESDAY NIGHT !!!
25 Bucks you in the door..Your first topless lapdance (Upgradeable to nude)and your first non-alcoholic beverage
Joining us tonight :
Germany
Genevieve
Mimi
Sareph
Paradice
Mariah
Hot Asians....yes indeed :-)
You may want to check out
Valika
Amy
Lily
All very sexy !!!
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| Date:
5/16/2011 11:28pm
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Name:
TheGreenLappern
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Subject:
Hey Haywood
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Ive never been to SBR!! Can u tell me what hot Asians to look for at ur club? Thnx
GL
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| Date:
5/16/2011 10:38pm
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Name:
Heywood_Jablome
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Subject:
Monday Roll Call
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Ah yes...Monday Monday......Get out of the house and come on down to Santa Barbara's ONLY Adult Nightclub !!! While you're here...Enjoy 30 Dollar Nude Lap Dances ALL NIGHT LONG !!!!
Stripping for your tipping tonight :
Sareph
Madison
Carla
Mariah
Allysa
Paradice
Jesse
Carla
April
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| Date:
5/13/2011 10:55pm
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Name:
ssgg
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Subject:
roll call?
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What happened to the postings that listed which girls are there each night? Could you start posting that again?
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| Date:
5/11/2011 9:45am
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Name:
Ellerby
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Subject:
Funniest review
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Safir, that has GOT to be the funniest club review I've ever read!
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