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Hollywood Cabaret Submitted Reviews
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The following submitted reader reviews are opinions expressed by the reader,
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| Date:
4/11/2009 9:15am
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 Name:
kobe88
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Subject:
club
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Is this club still open? My guess is it's not.
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| Date:
11/6/2007 10:24am
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Name:
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Karma
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When do u work again Karma? U still work here?
GL
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| Date:
8/1/2007 2:56pm
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Name:
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ME
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I LOVE IT COME SEE ME. KARMA TONIGHT 9PM TO 2AM. DONT FORGET ABOUT ME.
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| Date:
7/20/2006 5:35pm
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Name:
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Subject:
I enjoyed
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Went there today around 1:30 p.m. One girl on stage just finishing up, and I never saw her again. Other girl was running the music and tending bar becasue the DJ hadn't shown up yet. Black hair and full bust, very nice. She told me her name but I've forgotten it (starts with a D, same as some movie actress and I've been trying to remember it for hours). Very nice stage work with customer interaction.
Got VIP from her and was very happy. She's a very nice and friendy girl. Not too young and that's good because her work ethic showed.
Yea its not an upscale place, but I'm going back soon.
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| Date:
5/21/2006 12:27am
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Name:
dedalus
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Subject:
Don't waster your money here
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This place is dead!!!! On a Saturday night there were only 4 dancers and they took forever to go on stage. Not very good looking either.
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| Date:
7/2/2005 6:02pm
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Name:
James_Watkins
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Subject:
One dancer made it worthwhile
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This was the first club I had ever gone to. I went on a saturday around 4 PM. It was actually OK. There were only 2 dancers there which made me second guess my paying the $10 to get in but one of them made it worthwhile. I dont remeber what her name was but she had long brown hair, 2 tatoos, one above each butt cheek (which were perfect by the way) and a pussy ring which was AWESOME. As i was saying, she did a pretty good stage dance then i asked her for a lap dance for $20. She took me to the back right corner of the room and did everything PERFECTLY. Full contact (with LOTS OF GRINDING), topless for a while and held her positions long enough for one to enjoy. She alone made everything pretty good. She ended it with a kiss and that was that. Then I went into the theatre and watched one movie which was OK, then i left.
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| Date:
2/26/2005 7:52pm
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From:
raiden_mgs
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Subject:
What a night 
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I went by the cabaret,not one of the best clubs but the things that go down in there are great.I got a dance from a lady with some pretty nice and her  wasn't bad either I think she was russian or something. She was great. Can't recall her name right now, but if you guys are looking for some action, go down to the Cabaret, like I wrote this may not be the best club but when it comes to action this is a must place to go.One dancer in there did kinda look like a man but hey that's a different story, I didn't bother talking to "her" and I can really tell by the lack of post this isn't the best club to be.I'm not claiming this place as my "home" I go to various clubs,black,white,hispanic, T&A   is all the same to me.
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| Date:
2/17/2005 8:55pm
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From:
mimic_mimic
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Subject:
Seduce
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In August of last year... she gave me four hot danceses... and then some in the V.I.P. Room up there. What a birthday present! Thank you babby... whereever you may be!
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| Date:
1/28/2005 5:07pm
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From:
Wheels_2
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Subject:
Alysa?
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This was two years ago...but it was my second time at this club when I saw a chica with a verry large koochie on stage. She was from Central American...and her boob's were just as big. She damn near made me reach an orgasm in the VIP Room during laps...and she had on Crotchless Pantie's too! When it was over... she kissed me and left. I'm not too sure what her corect name was...but that was one Saturday Night I doubt I'll ever forget!
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| Date:
10/3/2004 9:56am
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From:
Igus
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It has been a long while since I've been to this place. Do they still have the video cameras in the lap dance areas? Nothing will guarantee a crappy dance like the dancer knowing Big Brother is watching (and maybe taping). I understand the need for perimeter security cameras, but not in the dance areas.
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| Date:
5/22/2004 7:15am
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From:
Wheels_2
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Subject:
Can do better
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This was the first ever Nude Club That I went to and got my dances from. This is not such a bad place...but "it can do better"... as a former Math Teacher use to say! Maybey a few spots on the radio would help...and if thier website ever gets restored... that could do the place some justice too!
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| Date:
5/15/2004 9:25pm
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From:
Wheels_2
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Subject:
Seduce
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In August of last year... she gave me four hot danceses... and then some in the V.I.P. Room up there. What a birthday present! Thank you babby... whereever you may be!
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| Date:
4/28/2004 11:11pm
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From:
qarloz
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Subject:
DEVIN
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Does anyone know if Devin Still works here. Would anyone recomend here lap dances??
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| Date:
2/22/2004 8:11pm
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From:
cyberhound
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Subject:
You are right Art
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This place is a disaster. How does this place stays in business? I was the only customer one Saturday night about 9:30. There were a few girls but not that great. I only saw one dancer go on stage. I stayed for about an hour and then left. Might as well go to the Seventh veil, Crazy Girls or Tulips which are near by.
I AM NEVER COMING BACK TO THIS PLACE!!!!
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| Date:
1/30/2004 12:31am
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From:
art_3
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Subject:
This place is going down hill
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Hi,
I was there last week and this place was going down hill. On Friday night there were hardly any customers. Most of the dancers aren't all that. There were two that were good looking, but there was one that was the worst I've ever seen. This woman (or beast) was outrageously huge. Damn she was fat (in the wrong places.) She was twice my size and had no business up on stage at all. It was so gross. I wonder why they would put someone so fat up on stage anyway.
The truth is that there is no reason why this place is as bad as it is. I mean it's in a very busy location on Hollywood and Vine. The manager needs to start hiring better dancers (No more beasts) and he needs to have better advertising. I wont be going back for a long time.
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| Date:
7/24/2003 6:10pm
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From:
Shortterm
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Subject:
Went there Tuesday
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I'm I the only person who likes this place? I just went and the girls were hot. There were two fine as black girls and a couple of white ones. I think all this place needs is a crowd..and it would be off the hook.
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| Date:
5/28/2003 5:21pm
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From:
art_3
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Well, I went to this club a few times in the past 4 months and recently the selection has gotten worse. Some of the girls were too fat (and I'm not kidding.) Last time I was there were only 7 girls working.
I had a dance with Jordan, who is a bit chubby but at least it's all in the right places, and her dances were great. I'd recomend her.
The last time I was there I had a dance with a girl named Candy, who was too fat to be dancing. First she tried to lead me over to the VIP area which was $40 and I turned that down (thank God.) Then we went to the lap dance booths. At this club if you have the doors open it's $20 and if you close them it's $30. So I went for the door closed and it wasn't worth it. This girl wanted me to pay up front, which is almost always a bad sign. During the dance I wasn't allowed to touch much and that made me think, why did I get it with the doors closed? This isn't worth it. Also she doesn't stay in one position for long. She moves quite frequently so there isn't much grinding on your lap.
So if you go, don't get a dance with Candy, but then again, you don't have much choice.
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| Date:
11/6/2002 11:53am
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From:
ratchethead
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New girl
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I'm looking for a girl that is new to the area. She used the name Cypress in Las Vegas. she is a petite brunette with short hair,big eyes,lots of ink,including a rather large fairy on her back(my wife says it's her with wings). She's bubbly and energetic and likes to dance with the ladies. If anyone spots this little cutie please post,my wife adores her.Thanks.
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| Date:
7/17/2002 5:10pm
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From:
Swingboy
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Subject:
Spice(?)
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Does anybody know the whereabouts of a black girl who worked at the Cabaret under the name of "Spice" a few years ago? She also danced at BCL under Sherri (pronounced like the French, "cheri") and Spice.
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| Date:
5/10/2002 8:21pm
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From:
famkafaye-dancer
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Subject:
this club is slow in the day time
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club slow in the daytime,.not much oney to be made in this club;you have to keep things lock up in the locker to keep thiefs from stealing;
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| Date:
4/5/2002 9:32pm
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From:
mikejetli
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Subject:
This club was ok but it sucks now
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Well, I was there a few times mainly cause its 10 bucks and you get 2 feww drinks and the girls are nice and the few times I went before I got pretty good mileage but now it's impossible.
Before you could get good dances in the booths, screw the VIP room cause of the camera, but now there are cameras facing each booth which had doors that closed. So now theres no mileage possible...but thats my opinion.
I was there today hoping for some fun but when I was at the entrance I saw the video monitors with and noticed a video of the booths, once inside I saw the cameras above the booths and that screwed the whole experience.
Don't go there....
-mike
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| Date:
3/30/2002 1:31pm
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From:
TROJAN_HORSE
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Subject:
THIS CLUB SUCKS VERY BAD
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I went to this club on thursday the 28th..Anyways it was about 8:00 ..total of 3 girls...completely dead..2 girls were 5's and one was 8 (Lulu)...outside of her...no point of going...dont recommend this club to anyone....waste of ur time and money...
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| Date:
2/3/2002 3:52pm
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From:
jaytee
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Subject:
punishment
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Don't ask me why I went there last week. I just felt like something seedy and different. Went in the afternoon and there were no others customers, except for a two or three old guys in a porn video room. There's a large screen that runs porn films. They told me they would bring out the dancers for me. Three out of five were old, chubby escapees from the dog pound. One loked pretty nice, and another had great tits, natural, so I said to myself "how bad can it be?" Maybe she'll rub me with the mammaries.
Have you every seen those mechanical bulls that you try to ride? That's what she thought I was. She sqeezed my legs between hers and bounced up and down as hard as she could. If I'b been erect I could have been killed!. Then she changed positions and did it for the rest of the song. I commented that she could use her boobs, and she pushed them at my cheeks for two seconds, and went back to her cowgirl routine. It's a good thing I have strong legs, and could keep thempushed up so she couldn't cruch me.
I said "thanks a lot" and split. Probably got what I deserved. Come to think of it, I had been hoping to find some of the dancers from a club that used to be on Cahuenga. They had some real hottied there but it closed up.
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12/18/2001 5:23pm
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this club needs some attractive woman!! what is up with the italian broad she is just nasty! there used to be some pretty hot girls there. the girl on the front of the building if she was still there i might attend.
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11/20/2001 4:53pm
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From:
Speed
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Subject:
Dominique?
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Well Dominique isn't at Platinum any more- anyone know if she's back at this club now? Last time I was here, all the girls had nasty 'tudes. Guess I'll check it out again.
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6/6/2001 3:22am
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From:
MNM
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Subject:
My favorite dancer
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I noticed my favorite dancer, Dominique, no longer works here, found out she works at Platinum. Loved the Cabaret, but for only one reason. Guess you'll see me at Platinum.
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3/9/2001 9:36pm
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From:
dirtyoldman
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Subject:
hollywood cabaret investigation
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i rolled in on a friday dayshift and had a wallet full to blow finding a princess in this club. it used to be a fave of mine, but as it declined and the good dancers fled, i took my business elsewhere. i returned hoping its state had improved and the lookers had returned.
i wasnt dissapointed. i took notes and here are my findings:
connie- petite italliian bombshell. hot, a little older, good lap technique, nothing oto flashy or illegal. took her for two thrirty dollar tickets(booth, saloon style doors shut, one song)
cherry- possibly mexican, bad extensions, very hot body, sensual stage presence. laps? well, it was more of a table dance. she seemed more interested in checking herself out in the mirror than in tending to me. she tried to hustle me propoosing a private party, outside the club, but whores arent my thing. i dismissed her.
donna- oh my oh my. tall, beautiful, voluptuous and all natural!!!! great lap work with some inventive extras doled out as i kept her on the couch(forty bucks in a vip room for two songs)as well as incorporating some awesome visuals into our time together. this girls got it down pat. i tipped her handsomely and will be back to see her again. she rules.
dominique- too fast. gives great lap, though its routine, bored and uninspired. shes hotter than hell, model thin and very talented. just not my cup of tea.
kimber- jailbait personified. eighteen if shes a day and black as tar, no real stage talent and her lap was just terrible. needs deoderant. badly.
cash- not too easy on the eyes, but gives pretty good lap. a littel too tame for me.
kora- great personality, good stage dancing, a nice rear end. her laps were lackadaisical. she isnt comfortable lap dacning and it shows. but shes so friendly and funny i spent alot of time chatting with her anyway.
in summation, i will return for donna and possibly dominique. watch out for the hustle from cherry, and maybe try kimber in a few years when shes a learned a thing or two about being a real stripper. cash will probably have moved on to a nice ssecretary job by then.
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2/6/2001 2:14pm
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From:
Slippery
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Subject:
Tell me why I don't like Mondays
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It's not because it's the beginning of the work week, it's because this place was near-horrendous. Don't know what made me go at 11pm on a Monday (well, yes I do), but after getting in for free w/ the ad/pass, I sat right at the stage to watch a kinda-cute Latina finish her nude dance. I was one of 2 or 3 guys there, so we were outnumbered by lathargic dancers by around 2 or 3 to 1 (maybe 6 total). The best lookers were a 5.5 and the worst... ugh. Some thick girls there. As one of the dancers put it, they're all students or mothers! I was the only one putting down steady dollars, too, sometimes just out of sympathy. If you're at the stage, you gots to put down some dough! With dances ranging from 20-40, I was planning on saving a lot of money. The highlight was this hottie who looked possibly Mediterannian & with the strobe light on, she gave a good, sensual dance (for just me). Afterwards, I got up to watch the XXX movie playing in the spank-theatre in the back just to avoid watching the nasty dancers. At the end of my visit, the dj announced a 2-4-1, so again, out of sympathy, I got a lap from the one girl who was nice to me, the same cute Latina (Lily) (not the girl who had a shit-fit on stage for only getting $1 while the others just sat like dumb-shits.) After the first song, I asked her to take off her top, which she did, but didn't put 'em on me or nothing. She did give good enough mileage and when it was done, I didn't even have to think about sticking around any longer.
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12/20/2000 8:48pm
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From:
jiveturkey
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Subject:
not happening
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I stop in here every once in a while. You can get a "free" pass in the LA Weekly. It is run by a Pakistani or basically Apu from the Simpsons. Once you hand over the free pass, of course its 5 bucks a drink pre pay for two. There are 3 levels of lap dancing. 20 in a booth with saloon style doors open in plain view of the entire club. 30 for the same dance with the saloon doors closed and 40 in the VIP room. The afternoon I went in it was slow, it was about 3pm. There were 3 girls working. They weren't attractive. I did get a lap from a chic with crazy tatoos up her entire back, that was actually cool and she was cute but that was months ago. All and all this club basically needs to be free to gain some market share. From Jumbos...yeah
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11/14/2000 5:27pm
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From:
sassycat
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Subject:
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Anything happening here ? Besides not being able to ask any questions on the phone about anything because the management doesn't know enough english yet. Are the girls getting better ?
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| Date:
8/3/2000 11:07pm
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From:
daddyluvzlaps
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Subject:
the cave- what a PIT!!!!
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oh this place just sucks. it just completely sucks.
there used to be some really hot girls here, but theyre all gone now.
all thats left are fat welfare mothers with visible csection cuts and stretch marks.
too many ghetto black girls, no one thats hot or can dance to save thier lives. they oughta just shut hte place down. its that bad
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1/15/2000 2:49pm
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From:
Big_Dog
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Subject:
Cabaret ain't so bad, just a fleecing.
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According to their signage, they are now under new management. I had never been before, so I don't know if anything has changed, but it is not too bad a club. I went at 5:30 on a Friday, and there were only a handful of patrons. There were about 6 dancers, good mix of race and talent, 5-8's. Dominique had power and style, while Ivy has all the makings of a good and friendly dancer.
Floor shows allowed and often used, and the girls frequently shoved their breasts within an inch of my face, and crotch only about 3 inches.
Now for the bad - $10 cover, and 2 $5 non-alcoholic drink minimum (conveniently in fine print) was a fleecing. I will go back with a VIP pass, but not otherwise. Most undfortunate.
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