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T-Bob's Review of The Platinum Club

Topless The Platinum Club

2051 West Northwest Hwy, Dallas TX
(972) 910-9400
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Last visit: 6/2000

I stopped by the check out this new club on Saturday night and my first impression was; Billie Bob's meets Disco. (For those of you who might not be aware; Billie Bob's is the world's largest honky tonk located in Ft. Worth.) The décor seemed to be comprised mainly of cedar, chrome and plastic. I kept expecting to see a sign posted somewhere that said, "In our excitement to open a new Topless Club with captivating ambiance and seductive panache, we forgot to exhibit any taste what-so-ever. Pardon us for totally missing the mark." This club would be better named "The Plastic Club". Everything looked cheap, plastic and artificial. Providing its lasts, in a couple of years this place will be just another dump.

The Dancer's looked like they had just come from a high school prom. Little girls trying to look grown-up. Obviously, for some, their idea of class is only showing their tattoos one at a time.

This place must be targeting the Baby Dolls crowd because it certainly will not complete for The Lodge's, The Men's Club, or Cabaret Royale's patrons.

If you are astute enough to be reading reviews on the Internet, don't waste your time with this place. Save the price of a cover.

Happy Hunting!

Club

2.0 Only because everything was new.

Dancers

2.0 Only because they were breathing, I think.

Attitude

2.0 Attitude. Attitude! What attitude?

Nasty Factor

No rating due to the current regulatory climate in Dallas.

Obviously, the target audience for this club is the very young and very inexperienced.

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