I-30 & Dolphin Road, Dallas TX
(214) 826-0239
Last visit: 8/1999
This club has been around for a while under several different names. The
last, before Faces, being Baby-G's. It has recently received a face lift
and is advertising itself as the New Faces. But its like putting pancake
makeup on an old whore, if you look closely she's still an old whore. Faces
advertises $2.50 (warm) draft beer and $2.50 (watered) highballs. The bottled
beer is usually cold. The waitresses are two fat chicks who are constantly
bickering with each other and telling the customers not to order from the
other. With the remodeling they've added a free burger lunch and a $4.75
T-bone steak. They advertise themselves as the "Home of the $10 Table Dance"
and that's all it is worth, if that!
Take note that this is one of those places that the dancers get a kick-back
on their drinks. If you buy her a drink it will be sixteen ounces of Kool-Aid
and a teaspoon of liquor. I've seen dancers drinking from beer bottles with
a straw and that makes me wonder. These girls have one goal in mind and that
is to transfer your money from your pocket to her purse with maximum efficiency
and minimum effort with no thought of value received on your part.
The "Queen of the Prom" is definitely a willowy blonde dancer who goes by
Kaycee. She has a nice set of enhanced hooters and she can dance. If fact,
she could probably dance in any club in town. There is another blonde, whose
name I honestly don't remember, who spent all her time telling me about her
lawsuit against the silicone manufacturer and how she was quitting this business
just as soon as she got her check. When the Doctor had her under he must
have cut off the blood supply to the brain because this chick's elevator
does not go all way to the top. On top of that she can't dance either. There
is a Brazilian bombshell who will liven up your afternoon and always has
a smile.
The one word that comes to mind when I try to describe the laps at this place
is "mechanical". The dancers at Faces have all been around the block a few
times and the result is that its made them "hard". The smiles are thin and
most just seem to be "putting in their time". While I have not been there
for any extended period at night, I've been there several times at shift
change (7pm) and saw nothing to make me think the night shift is any different.
There are some fresh faces on week ends but I've never seen the same dancer
two week ends in a row.
The new chairs, installed with the remodel, are comfortable and the VIP area
has soft, plush, and comfortable couches and armchairs, but it is a little
far from the stage. There is a large main stage and several smaller stages.
The auxiliary stages are so small the dancers can hardly do much more that
just shuffle their feet; to give them the benefit of the doubt.
My advise is, stop in for a beer and enjoy the dancers on stage. Save your
lap money for another place and time. In fact, there are several "adult trade
magazines" around town and Faces usually has ads with coupons for "No Cover"
admission. The magazines are free so find one and use the coupon!
Happy Hunting!
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Club |
 |
It is looking better. |
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Dancers |
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Kaycee is worth going in
to see! |
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Attitude |
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Going through the motions.
You have to have an attitude before it can be called bad. |
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Nasty
Factor |
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They at least have their
tops off. |
I won't rate this club a "thumbs down" but stick with the main stage performances
for now.
