8410 Harry Hines Blvd. Dallas, TX
(at Regal Row)
(214) 631-6818
Map
Last visit: 9/1999
Bare Facts bills itself as "Your Friendly Neighborhood Titty Bar". There
is never a cover charge, so you can swing by, check out the situation and
roll on if it doesn't suit you. It is located in a seedy part of town northwest
of downtown Dallas. It was 104 degrees outside at 3 in the afternoon the
day I visited. Inside, it was cool and dark. I hadn't been to Bare Facts
in over ten years and it was just like I'd just been there yesterday: three
stages, several pool tables and several video games. There was a new ATM
machine and the carpeting looked fairly new. The chairs are standard café
straight back which are not easy on the backside. My first beer was warmer
than I like but the second was ice cold. Go figure!
The dancers ranged from 3s to 7s. Amber is a small-breasted blonde whose
dancing ability is limited to the "stripper strut". Red is a voluptuous redhead
with some interesting tattoos. You might like her if you go for the "biker
chick" look. Tammy, with her "tats", was the best dancer I saw that day.
Paradise is a Korean lady with a magnificent set of "DDs". Her "laps" were
pretty tame, but it really irritated me that she tried to convince me they
those "beach balls" were real when there was virtually no jiggle and I could
see the scars next to her armpits. I may look dumb but I'm not stupid. My
sources tell me Taylor and Courtney are the "cream of the crop" that could
make an afternoon interesting. Also you might want to look out for Nikki,
with that FOB look, and Miss Q, who works a mean cue stick, on nights.
Happy Hunting!
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Club |
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A little paint and updating
wouldn't hurt. |
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Dancers |
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There are some promising
opportunities here. |
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Attitude |
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Everyone had a smile and
that's a good start. |
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Nasty
Factor |
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I've heard rumors, but I
saw very little. |
