Club Reviews

Mini Reviews for Honolulu
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Honolulu used to be a very liberal town. Hookers walk the streets freely, nude with alcohol with touching, strip clubs and hostess clubs merge into one as well as plenty of brothels pretending to be strip clubs.

However, as of 1999, the laws have changed and lap dances are now illegal. This probably doesn't mean there is nothing going on in some of the clubs but the city is definitely cracking down on lap dancing. How can such a liberal town create a no lap dance ordinance? I just don't get it.

I haven't been to many of the other clubs since the early 1990s, so to be fair, I won't review them.


Nude Femme Nu

1673 Kapiolani Blvd., Honolulu, HI
(808) 947-3444
Last visit: 1994

This is my fave in Honolulu. It's not the glitziest, nastiest or the nicest. IMO, it has a nice mixture of some nasty action, with decent looking girls and a relaxed atmosphere without the "buy me drinkie" hustle at semi-hostess strip clubs. Right next to the Ala Moana Shopping Center and Ala Moana Hotel.

Two small stages here with a bunch on stage at the same time. Tip generously and get a lot on stage. You won't believe it. Obviously, some girls have special passes to do whatever they want to. I've seen the Korean lady owner screaming at the dancers here. Just ignore her, she's crazy. Also watch out for the pimps outside. Just keep walking.

Club

1.5 Small and needs repairs.

Dancers

2.5 Good ones mixed in there.

Attitude

3.0 Sit and talk in the booth if you pay.

Nasty Factor

3.5 On stage!

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Topless Rock-Za

1770 Kapiolani Blvd., Honolulu, HI
Last visit: 1994

This place is within walking distance from Femme Nu. More glitz and better quality dancers. Not as nasty but this is Hawaii, it's still pretty good. Some of the better looking girls get paid to work there, so they don't have to hustle all that much. This is the place to go to in Honolulu for clean nude fun.

Club

3.0 Nice for Honolulu standards.

Dancers

3.0 Plenty of lookers.

Attitude

2.5 Some foo foo but nice chats too.

Nasty Factor

2.0 Don't come here for that.

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