Club Reviews

Jumbo's Clown Room Review For 2002

Bikini Jumbo's Clown Room Cocktail Lounge

5153 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood
(323) 666-1187
Web site: http://www.jumbos.com/
Sun - Sat: 4pm - 2am
Map
Last review: 1997
Last visit: 9/2002

Jumbo's is now bikini and not pasties.  The review below is from 2002.

Jumbo's signThis is really a tiny bar with a tiny stage in an area of Hollywood that would even worry Guardian Angels. The name of the club tells all: "Clown Room". Only a clown would go here or dance here. Only regulars ever seem to be sitting at the bar sipping their drinks. Sometimes, females will come in to tip their girlfriends. Otherwise, nothing interesting ever happens here. The prefix of the phone number tells you where this club is close to.

Since my last trip there, they have added booths for private dances. As in other alcohol clubs, the mileage is very low. The good news is the quality of the dancers have improved a bit and some of the dancers wear see thru pasties.

In it's defense, I've talked to many regulars of the club who just love the place. If you look at their 1997 calendar, it has some nice lookers in it. Maybe I just don't understand this club. Obviously something must be good about it but I don't understand how the dancers make any money there. If any dancers who work there read this, please e-mail me and set me straight.

Claim to fame: Courtney Love used to dance here and this is the only club that I know of in LA that sometimes has live rock bands playing on stage while dancers dance.

Club

0.0 Old, dirty and small.

Dancers

2.0 Improved since my last visit but still needs improvement.

Attitude

2.5 OK considering the dancers don't make any money.

Nasty Factor

0.5 Mild booth dances only.

If you live really close to this club... I feel sorry for you.

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