Club Reviews

Hollywood East Review For 2001

Nude Hollywood East

13217 Valley Blvd., La Puente
Exit 605 at Valley Blvd.
(626) 369-3475
Sun - Sat: 11am - 2am
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Last review: 2001
Last visit: 1/2001

This club was clearly a bar or topless club before because they didn't bother to change the signs from "21 and over" and conflicting signs for the closing time at 1:30am. The entrance is in the back so park in the back. There's a sign indicating that there is a security guard outside, whom I was not able to find. I don't know if this is supposed to make you feel safer or worry that something might happen to your car.

As you enter, one of the dancers will get your $5 cover. The soft drinks are only $2.50, making this one of the cheapest nude clubs in the city. As you enter, the bar/DJ is towards the front street to the right, 2 micro stages against the far side wall, lap booths to the left along with an office and bathrooms. There are pool tables and a small TV set showing ESPN or something. I was too scared to check the bathroom because this place looks like it hasn't been cleaned since the 70's.

The good news is the full grind lap dances are only $15. The bad news is there is nobody here that you would dare to get a lap dance from. The best looking dancer here was about a 5 at best. I wasn't sure if the worst looking dancer was really female until she talked to me. She was very nice and talkative telling me about her many children and her medical problems. None of the dancers seemed to like the management very much because they take a percentage of all their tips, including stage tips. The club seems to take care of the dancers like the way they take care the club. They don't.

I always try to find something at every club that somebody might like. I really tried. I think the $5 cover is the best feature of this club. Frankly, it should be free.

Club

0.5 Old and dirty.

Dancers

0.5 Gets half for just having dancers.

Attitude

1.5 Low pressure and talkative but hated management.

Nasty Factor

2.5 Full song grind for $15.

Ugh! Run!

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