Where else would
you find a list of pussy songs but right here. Most of these songs are
upbeat and good for topless clubs with the party atmosphere but some could
be used for the first song at nude clubs as well.
No list of pussy songs can even start without the pussy
CD of all pussy CDs.
2 Live
Crew didn't get "banned" in Florida for nothin'.
This "Greatest
Hits" CD starts with the classic, We Want Some Pussy, and
continues with Pop That Pussy and The Pussy Caper. As an
added bonus, you also get Me So Horny as well as many other great
explicit songs. How many more pussy songs do you want on one CD?
Yeah, these songs are a little burned out, but it's still a good crowd
pleaser at the right time. If these songs don't wake up the crowd, there
is no reason to even trying any further because they're probably dead.
Next up,
in the pussy lineup, is a much lessor known song named You Suck
that you may never have heard, by an unknown group called
Consolidated.
The first time I heard this song was in a strip club and I didn't know
what to make of it. Actually, other than this one song, the rest of the CD
contains somewhat political songs with male vocals, like Animal Rights
/ Abortion Rights and Guerillas In The Mist.
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However, this song
by "The Yeasty Girls" is the raunchiest, and one of the most explicit
lyrics you're ever going to hear. If I remember correctly, the word
"pussy" is not used, but the "C" word is, as well as an assortment of
other explicit words. The song has a simple and heavy rap beat and the
girl tells you that it's the man's turn to "suck", and suck it good he
must, whether he likes it or not, even if she's on her period. This song
will definitely offend men and women equally.
While we're on the topic of offensive tracks, there's a dialog clip from
the soundtrack
From
Dusk Till Dawn featuring Cheech Marin (track 10) where he plays a
barker telling people to come to the strip club by describing the
different types of pussy that are available. This isn't a song but worth a
quick mention here for the repeated use of the word pussy.
How about some techno
dance music about pussy? You only have to look at the cover of this
Lords of
Acid single to know it's time to pet the kitty. Helloooo Kitty. In
case you're not familiar with them, they brought you songs like Rough
Sex and I Sit on Acid from their
Lust
CD.
This single has 7 versions of Pussy, including the original version
from the full CD,
Our
Little Secret, which lists the song as Pussy Round.
The song is almost a parody and doesn't seem to take themselves too
seriously. It contains explicit lyrics about what one would assume is
lesbian sex, or bestiality, if taken literally. In any event, it's good
for a laugh, if not a good song for that pussy set.
Last, but not
least, how can we talk about pussy songs without talking about Pussy
Control by 
. Yes, TAFKA Prince, that weird symbol guy that
brought you
Darling
Nikki,
If I
Were Your Girlfriend and many other great stripper songs, comes
this song from his Gold Experience CD. It's an excellent pussy song
with a great beat, and typical
lyrics, that will wake up any sleepy crowd.
However, don't go rushing to
Amazon.com
for this CD because you won't find it there, or at your local CD store. I
don't know what the real story is but apparently, Prince, I mean,
, is having some sort of disagreement with Warner Brothers and
until this is resolved, this CD is not available to the public. You can
find it at used stores and that's probably the only way to find it for
now.
This section will highlight some of Z
Bone's favorite dancer songs. Keep in mind that these songs are picked
specifically for dancers to strip to. An integral part of dancing is the
music that can enhance the experience. Some songs can evoke a certain sexy
mood, while others can simply create an upbeat feeling for everyone. The
right music for the dancer can make the experience more pleasurable for the
customer and thus make more money for the dancer.
