| Date: 11/19/1999 10:12am |
Name: Benn |
| Subject: Notes On A Scorecard 14... |
Not much going on this morning on chat or on the board , so I figure I may as well ramble a bit.
.....I think Chile Palmer"s post about "A Few Things He Has Noticed ", was taken way too seriously. It really seemed more like a comedy post to me. Oh, sure there were a few mean spirited things said, but that's not Chile's fault, he is just a mean guy.
....I noticed a thread yesterday referring to what does a customer like in a lap dance. There is a girl at Southern Comfort who actually asks before she starts , "What would you like ? When she asked me, I was toungue tied. All I remember saying was, " I don't care, just please don't hurt me mistress."
... Blues music. Now that is always a hit with me. I love dancers who work to slow blues numbers. I was speaking to a posse member named SWOLF one night. He is also a blues fan, he told me there is a strip club in New Orleans where the dancers perform with a live blues band doing the music. I asked him if they all had teeth, he shrugged and said" I'm not sure"
....I was talking to a friend the other night, he had an interesting stat. He said about one out of forty women will try some form of stripping in their lives. I would have thought one in a about 5000. After thinking about it for awhile, I realized he may be correct. So far in my family I have had two nieces try dancing. On my street, there have been two dancers that I know of. My next door neighbor's niece has shaken it for money, and at the last PTA meeting I went to, one of the "Moms" was an old favorite of mine a few years back. It was embarassing when I first bumped into her, but I sure developed a lot of "School Spirit" that year.
.....Is getting your fingers sucked considered mileage? I am beginning to think so. I had a dance not long ago where the girl did a really good job on my fingers. I know that fingers are not that erotic a zone, but this girl did it in such a way as to almost perfectly simulate getting my thumb sucked.
....Ive only had one dancer's phone number in my whole life. This was way back in the early seventies. I still remember it.
....I was at Bob's Sports Bar the other night. I was sitting alone at the bar waiting for a friend to show up. One of the dancers from the club came in and started talking to one of the bar flys. Of course I listened, as I have made it a habit to write this column and have no more material. They were talking about the day's work the dancer had just put in. She had just woked 7 hours and had not given a single dance. She made a total of 50 dollars for the day. She couldn't even get a free drink in the bar. Like I said earlier, this club must really be slipping.
.... I like to go out on Thursday nights. Too bad next week the Thanksgiving holiday may ruin my plans. It looks like all the clubs will be closed. I called around a bit just to make sure. To my happy surprise I found out the night may not be a bust afterall. I called the new "Dead Rhino" in Van Nuys. The manager was really nice and told me that yes, the club would be closed , but assured me they would have the same number of dancers as usual, and that all dances would be three for one, free pizza too. |
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