| Date: 9/17/1999 7:49pm |
Name: Benn |
| Subject: Notes On A Scorecard......On The 7th He Rested |
More ramblings.....
....I dont know about anyone else, but I just hate it when a dancer lip synchs to a song. Hey its a strip club, not American Bandstand
....Cheatahs in Vegas is a great place to watch an NFL game.
.....All things being equal. I would rather have a barefoot lap dance than not.
.....Before the next zcon, I think we should go to Norms for a steak.
....Remember when table dances at Crazy Horse were actually done on the tables?
.....Speaking of Crazy Horse. In the old days when they had the moat, I waited a half hour one time for my favorite dancer to make it around to me, so I could get my little three second private show. Well, she made it almost all the way, but the guy just before me stiffed her. She threw a fit at him and left. Turned from a delicate flower to Godzilla in about three seconds.
....The Stardust in Vegas is a great place to run into dancers. Lots of them stay out in the Motor Inn in the back when they are in town dancing. Dancers and cheapskates.
.. I think Zposse should be the name for males only. Females should be called the Z-P***y
.. Why does Bobs Classy Lady offer topless dances, but Valley Ball does not. Aren't they in the same city?
...Anyone remember Aprils? It was around the corner from the Oddball. What I remember most about it, were the two aquariums that were on the sides of the stage. They were vertical instead of horizontal. The poor fish had to keep swimming up and down. Drove me nuts.
....I went to a strip club on Good Friday one afternoon It was the most guilty I have ever felt.
...I still remember the name of the first dancer I ever saw on stage. Her name was Lenore. I sometimes call my wife Lenore as a pet name. If she only knew. Ah, she probably knows that too.
...I met a sales rep the other afternoon. I stuck out my hand and started to say, "Hello, my name is Benn" I caught myself at the last second. I think I am on this thing too much.
...While on the subject of names, I am very careful in clubs to not use the name Benn, so no one will recognize me.
....Went to a club the other night. I ran into a girl who I had just spoken to two weeks before. When I first spoke to her, she had a Southern accent. When I spoke to her next, she had a British accent. She spoke to my wife for a few minutes, I asked, "What kind of accent did she have?" She said she had no accent. Quite the chameleon.
...There was a club in Hawthorne called the Kit Kat Club. It was really awful. The girls never left the floor. They didnt dance at all, they just laid down on stage and flashed the customers, that's it. If I recall it was frequented by a lot of medical students wearing coal miner hats. |
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