| Date: 9/10/1999 9:00pm |
Name: Benn |
| Subject: Notes On A Scorecard.... 6 pac Shakur |
Let me speak, about mostly nothing
...Last June, before a Bare Elagance VIP, I decided to check out one of the old clubs I used to go to in the 70's. Its called King Henry The VIII. It is on Crenshaw Blvd in Gardena. I was happy to see it was still there. I walked in, ordered a scotch and sat down to watch the show. What show? They had only two dancers. One was over weight and very homely The other was thin, emaciated and was missing a front tooth. She was , however, a very good whistler.
....I see more condom wrappers and used condoms in the trash cans and urinals at Dejavu No. Hollywood, than any other club that I visit.
.... Anyone remember the moats at Crazyhorse Too.? I know lap dances are nice, but I really do miss that set up.
...The Rhino in Oxnard is advertising 'School Girl Sundays" I havent gone and it's probably not for me, but I think some of the younger guys might like it. Older pervs might too.
....Speaking of Oxnard. My friend got cheated out of 40 dollars by a dancer. I went to the manager, fully remembering the time that Beast got beat up at a Rhino club, but I am lovable as hell and didnt think I would be hit. The manager talked to the girl, and got his money back. No one yelled and everyone was happy. My friend spent the money back on the same girl.
....I know most of you first heard of the Zbone sight by surfing the net. Me, I was told about it by a girl named Harmony who worked at DVNH. I know she still reads this site, and posts under different names occasionally.
.....While on the DVNH subject, there was a girl there a couple of years back who used to dance to her own music. She had a video too. It looked really dumb, but I did admire her courage.
.....I think the best feature I ever saw was Terri Weigel. They told me at Bob's that she used to draw the biggest crowds of all.
.....I went to the Rhino Oxnard one Thursday night. Six enormous black guys walked, no, strutted in. I thought everyone in the whole place was going to have a heart attack. Dancers were running to the back. Guys were running to the head. People were trying to sneak out the exit.. Me?, I just sat in my seat. I recognized a couple of them. They were all LA Raiders, who used to practice no more than five minutes away. They were pretty good clubbers too, and the place really rocked the rest of the night.
....Nikki, a waitress at the Valley Ball, may just be the best looking girl in the club. By the way, did any of you go check out THE RED HEAD yet?
....I was in chat the other day. Some of the guys were talking about their adventures and misadventures in hotel rooms with various women. I thought for a moment and realized, I am 49 years old and have only been in a hotel room with one woman my whole life.
... Im not up on my porno movies. I have only seen one in about five years. For that one, I made my wife go in and rent it, as I was a bit embarrassed, like she's not. Anyway, the trooper that she is, she ran in and grabbed one. I looked at the title , it was "California Asses" What a tender and romantic selection it was.
.....I was at Crazy Horse Too one afternoon and a girl was dancing around the moat. She wasnt too bad a dancer, but she kept squeezing milk out of her breasts. I wish I wouldn't have left a tip out in front, because when she got to me, she squeezed out some milk and rubbed it on the top of my beer bottle ruining a perfectly good brew. And she didn't even serve any cookies. |
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