[Benn]-->Some more ramblings.
...My favorite club is Cheatahs in Vegas. I think I would rather be there than almost anywhere.
...While it certainly is equally entertaining, I think E-chat has a different feel than Z-chat.
...Everytime Chokemaster walks into one of our gatherings, the whole place just lights up. I dont know if we are just easily amused or if this guy really does have "Elvis Like" qualities.
... Last time I went to the Valleyball, the best looking girl there was the waitress. That isnt a put down on the dancers, its a praise of the waitress.
...The Wild Goose may just have the best day shift of all the clubs. There are a lot of lookers in that place.
...We need more free and discount coupons on this website.
....I dont need high mileage to enjoy a lap dance, but I just hate it when the first words you hear when you sit down are"Hands at your sides please!" It just is not a natural position for me. Though I've heard that some of my fellow clubbers do enjoy getting handcuffed.
.....There is a girl that works at Rhino in Oxnard that is so pretty, I can barely look her in the eyes.
...A while back, I used to have a special VIP card at DVNH. It enabled me to get free admit AND free drinks on Tuesdays, pretty good deal I think. One Tuesday, I went in the daytime,got in free, had my free drinks and got two laps from one of the girls. On my way back to my table, I found forty dollars laying on the floor. Just call me "Even Steven"
....The location where the Jet Strip is now, used to be called Harveys. I remember going there and watching the dancers blow matches out with their vaginas. Oh baby that turns me on.
...I saw Rick Flair the wrestler at Valleyball one night.
...It's true, on opening night of "Will Strip For Food" I actually saw some people leave at intermission. They must have been morons.
...My favorite three dancers right now are all around thirty I bet one of them could be about thirty three or four. They are all good performers and good looking women, but they do not look like little girls.
.... I was at DVNH one night. I was noticing that the white girls were getting the most dances. It looked like the blondes were having a good night. A girl sat down next to me, her name was Harmony, she is a blonde. She was complaining that she was having a bad night. I was surprised and said"You are?" She said," Look around. Cant you tell the Latinas get all the action around here?" I was a bit surprised to hear that.
. A little later I was standing back near the mini stage I saw two black chicks walking by. I overheard one of them complaining."Whats the matter with these guys, all they want is white pussy". Guess we all see things a bit differently.
...The Bucket, in Lennox was the first club I ever went to where some extra activity was going on besides stage dancing and rail tipping.It wasnt all that expensive either. I was there one night when it got raided.
... The Spams Flames and Trolls section of this board make me uncomfortable.
....I think I may have had more fun clubbing, back before I was telling everyone about it.
...My prediction, when this board is all but over with, and every subject has been exhausted, me and JW will still be posting on this board from our rocking chairs. Actually, that may not be that far away.
[]-->one more note - funniest moment in a strip club, getting titty milk on me at ISNH - since i am on near permanent hiatus, that is all i can add now. |
