| Date: 1/22/2009 12:22pm |
Name: Benn |
| Subject: Notes On A Scorecard....Time For Lunch |
....A few weeks ago, while at one of my favorite clubs, I noticed a very beautiful young blonde lady. She mostly just sat around. She didn"t mingle at all. After about an hour , while returning from one of my frequent trips to the bathroom, I walked by the girl and said hello. I then asked her how she was doing. She said it was a slow day . I mentioned to her, that if she mingled a bit, maybe it wouldn’t be so slow. Her reply..."I don’t ask anyone for a dances".. Wow!! A stripper who doesn"t ask anyone for dances. It sort of reminded me of an old Bob Newhart episode from way, way back. He was treating a patient that just got hired as a door to door salesman. The guy surely wasn't much of a salesman as he was afraid of everyone. In fact, he didn't even knock on the doors. He would just go up to a house , stand in front of the door and wait for someone to open it. Some people work differently I suppose.
... Don't look now folks, but I think Chokemaster is getting out of stir this year. No... The Zcon wont be at my house this time. In fact it will be at a secret location. Bring your own bottle and body guard. The dancers will all be semi nude. They will have nothing on but skimpy little G strings... and of course, the bullet proof pasties.
.."I don’t ask anyone for dances".. It reminds me of an old wrestler, The Exotic Adrian who would grant interviews but not speak a single word. It sort of defeats the purpose of an interview, but some people work differently ,I suppose.
... Pasties... If I was a club owner I would want to tap in to the fast paced businessman market. The guys wearing the suits who make all the money. How would I entice these guys to stop by the place on their short lunch breaks? Edible pasties. Laps and lunch both at the same time... Now if they could just come up with some ASS pasties for Louis.
... My new favorite dancer looks like Ann Coulter. I didn't realize it at the time, but that is a "Commie Pinko's" dream. She even started to try to make a little small conversation with me. My response? "Shut up and dance and move to the left a little more while you are at it."
... YMMV ....I stopped by a club in the Valley near the end of the year. There were a few slightly above average girls working and one extremely beautiful one. I would guess the club had a dozen customers or so. One of the slightly above average girls was called to the stage. She did some amazing pole tricks and was as acrobatic as they come. While she was on stage I would say about three guys came up to sit at the rail, another one or two threw a buck or two onto the stage and went back to their seats. A few minutes later, the drop dead gorgeous girl was asked to perform. She did nothing on the stage except strut and wiggle. Every single guy in the club sat at the rail and stared. The rail was lined with green. That's the way of the world in these clubs. Some girls bust their asses and break their necks for a few bucks, but the really pretty ones need no props or gimmicks at all.
..."I don’t ask anyone for dances". Another wrestler from the past comes to mind. He wrestled in an Argentine circuit. His name was El Pastor. He would dress up like Jesus, beard and all , complete with a small flock of two or three sheep. The funny thing about El Pastor. He was billed as the "non violent" wrestler. He didn’t fight at all. He just let the other guy pound the shit out of him and didn’t even defend himself. Some people work differently ..... and some go the Vu for the Rump Roast flavored pasties. |
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