[Benn]-->......Wow !! What a night. I haven't had that much good sex since last month, when I sprinted home to see Mrs Benn after a rather invigorating session with Charro at the Vu. . When is Barrack running again?
[qbg]--> I'd love to have a fave club close enough that I could sprint home from it. But the adjacent properties on either side of me are built up.
[Ten4]--> Well, you could move to COI and become one of the six people that actually live there according to the Census Bureau. (I can't figure out where those six people live, however. Unless they're counting certain random people that happened to be on the street when they made their count: maybe homeless guys behind the gas station, strippers passed out in their cars after too much vodka in the dressing room during a particularly slow night, or guys waiting in their cars at 4 am for their fave dancer to get off shift so they could drive her home ("Sheesh, it's been 2 hours: I guess taking off your makeup really does take a long time.").) Alternatively, q, you could move within sprinting distance of Silver Reign WLA, and become one of those guys leaving used rubbers on high end sidewalks, to be stumbled upon by disgruntled dogwalking Westsiders.
[Benn]-->.....Viagra… Yes, I am thinking of buying some. Oh not really for the sex, I can still mildly deliver. I think it will be more for the dancing. From the looks of the ads, It can turn an ordinary living room into a ballroom. Why are they dancing when they could be fucking? ....Then again, who wants to fuck that?
[qbg]--> Yeah, they finally invent a pill that works, and there's nobody to use it on. But that's what God must've created HT for.
[Ten4]--> Jeez, I figured a smart guy like you would've figured out that your taking Viagra might make your dick hard, but it won't make her pussy wet. Now that's what God created HT for.
[qbg]--> And it's meth up your way, huh? Still coke here. I mean, okay, there's speed, too, but I must hear at least two coke stories for every one meth.
[Ten4]--> Only because it's hard to tell a good story about meth.
[qbg]--> Micky Mantle?? WTF? Not Willy Mays?
[Ten4]--> Not for an old white guy who likes going to strip clubs. |
