| Date: 11/8/2008 11:16pm |
Name: qbg |
| Subject: RE: Notes On A Scorecard... Toin Left |
[Benn]-->......Wow !! What a night. I haven't had that much good sex since last month, when I sprinted home to see Mrs Benn after a rather invigorating session with Charro at the Vu. . When is Barrack running again?
[qbg]--> I'd love to have a fave club close enough that I could sprint home from it. But the adjacent properties on either side of me are built up.
[Benn]-->.....Change. Go ahead and preach it all you want. I have narrowed my clubbing down to two or three places and I am not going to add any.
[qbg]--> I've probably been clubbing less than you have lately. I find that if I get sick about every third time I go, that keeps the frequency down. Also provides some incentive to visit some new places.
[Benn]-->.....Viagra… Yes, I am thinking of buying some. Oh not really for the sex, I can still mildly deliver. I think it will be more for the dancing. From the looks of the ads, It can turn an ordinary living room into a ballroom. Why are they dancing when they could be fucking? ....Then again, who wants to fuck that?
[qbg]--> Yeah, they finally invent a pill that works, and there's nobody to use it on. But that's what God must've created HT for.
[Benn]--> ....It looks like Joe The Plummers career may be headed down the drain. I guess he wont be needing that tax cut.
[qbg]--> Joe never could get it straight. An income tax is based on income, not assets. Instead of giving him this loser line about spreading the wealth around, O should have told him not to worry, most new bizzes go belly up within the first year or so anyway, so he wouldn't have to worry about paying taxes.
[Benn]-->.....A lot of guys stick with one or two clubs, so that the girls will recognize them and treat them better. I stick with my couple so that the girls who I have no interest in wont bother me.
[qbg]--> Ha ha! Again, I guess I should go more often, somewhere. Because right now, the newbies don't recognize me and come and bother me, and it's tough to tell a low-earning newbie that I don't dance with newbies; my old faves are retired or have moved on; and the in-betweeners that I'd like to get dances with ignore me because they figure I'm somebody else's property.
[Benn]--> ....Some people will brag about anything. I met a dancer at Cheatahs in Vegas about three years back. It was early in the morning about 3:30. Most of the skanks , crack whores and down and outs show up about then. This girl was part of that shift. The dancer came up to me to chit chat a bit. She bragged about how much money she made and how big her house was. I wasn't impressed, as I am a left wing commie pinko socialist, but she kept talking, maybe it was the meth, I don’t know.
[qbg]--> Man, I'm glad I miss those shifts. Something new I don't need. Dancers on my shifts don't make that kind of  . They're more likely to be whining that they're about to get thrown out of their house (which they're "renting" for free from a girlfriend).
And it's meth up your way, huh? Still coke here. I mean, okay, there's speed, too, but I must hear at least two coke stories for every one meth.
[Benn]--> Anyway, she finally got around to her final brag. The thing that would convince me most that she wasn't just a common stripper. "I have a lobster tank in my den. I keep It full of live lobsters all the time . I can eat lobster any time I want"... Now that is impressive.
[qbg]--> Ha! Yeah, reminds me of the NYer cartoon that shows the guy in his penthouse, and in the corner of the room is a Starbuck's. One of my favorite stripper claims: "I own a shotgun." The ultimate stalker deterrent. Forget the fucking restraining orders.
[Benn]-->...I should have told the bragger that I have a lemon tree in my yard, just in case she wanted to get together some time in between fixes. I am still working on that butter tree.
[qbg]--> Ha! But listen, if they can get rubber out of trees, you should be able to get butter.
[Benn]--> ....It used to be a running joke around here. A lot of the older guys would mention that sometimes during discussions with some of the younger girls , they would start giving out fatherly advise. Well I have been told by a couple of dancers at the Vu that one of the girls who has been there for awhile, that I gave fatherly advice to, is now referred to as "Mother Hen" , for helping out the new girls. Does that make me a grandfather?
[qbg]--> Actually, it makes you a grandpervo, but you knew that already.
[Benn]--> ...The heroes of my youth… Roberto Clemente, John Kennedy,
Mickey Mantle, Robert Kennedy, Bob Dylan and Muhammed Ali . I am much too old too add any new ones, but that guy on TV last night with the booming voice and big ears is a very impressive fellow
[qbg]--> Micky Mantle?? WTF? Not Willy Mays?
But yeah, you, like any sane person, will not be adding to the list of heroes of your youth because heroes are for young people. You, as a wizened, if not wise, codger, will not want to be defending O's presidency, which will inevitably devolve into something less than heroics. I mean, the guy couldn't wait two days to offer his first major appointment to an Asshole . . . and note that's "offer." Since when does a President-elect make his "yo Rahma please" in public? And then there will be the "centerizing" . . . well, I don't wanna get started on that. But I'm willing to bet that the first 6 months or so of the O presidency will not be anywhere near as "transformative" as the first 6 months of Ronnie's presidency.
Well, okay, O can't afford it. (Neither could Ronnie, but he wasn't cleaning up after W.)
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