| Date: 11/5/2008 10:21am |
Name: Benn |
| Subject: Notes On A Scorecard... Toin Left |
......Wow !! What a night. I haven't had that much good sex since last month, when I sprinted home to see Mrs Benn after a rather invigorating session with Charro at the Vu. . When is Barrack running again?
.....Change. Go ahead and preach it all you want. I have narrowed my clubbing down to two or three places and I am not going to add any.
.....Viagra… Yes, I am thinking of buying some. Oh not really for the sex, I can still mildly deliver. I think it will be more for the dancing. From the looks of the ads, It can turn an ordinary living room into a ballroom. Why are they dancing when they could be fucking? ....Then again, who wants to fuck that?
....It looks like Joe The Plummers career may be headed down the drain. I guess he wont be needing that tax cut.
.....A lot of guys stick with one or two clubs, so that the girls will recognize them and treat them better. I stick with my couple so that the girls who I have no interest in wont bother me.
....Some people will brag about anything. I met a dancer at Cheatahs in Vegas about three years back. It was early in the morning about 3:30. Most of the skanks , crack whores and down and outs show up about then. This girl was part of that shift. The dancer came up to me to chit chat a bit. She bragged about how much money she made and how big her house was. I wasn't impressed, as I am a left wing commie pinko socialist, but she kept talking, maybe it was the meth, I don’t know. Anyway, she finally got around to her final brag. The thing that would convince me most that she wasn't just a common stripper. "I have a lobster tank in my den. I keep It full of live lobsters all the time . I can eat lobster any time I want"... Now that is impressive.
....It may be a wrong first impression, but I don’t think Joe the Plummer would like me all that much.
...I should have told the bragger that I have a lemon tree in my yard, just in case she wanted to get together some time in between fixes. I am still working on that butter tree.
....I think Joe would probably like Saxbeat even less.
....It used to be a running joke around here. A lot of the older guys would mention that sometimes during discussions with some of the younger girls , they would start giving out fatherly advise. Well I have been told by a couple of dancers at the Vu that one of the girls who has been there for awhile, that I gave fatherly advice to, is now referred to as "Mother Hen" , for helping out the new girls. Does that make me a grandfather?
...The heroes of my youth… Roberto Clemente, John Kennedy,
Mickey Mantle, Robert Kennedy, Bob Dylan and Muhammed Ali . I am much too old too add any new ones, but that guy on TV last night with the booming voice and big ears is a very impressive fellow
....Fuck me I am fucked, but John McCain, President Bush , Condy Rice and every single person on my block are not. They just see things differently than I do.
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PS …. I just put the "people on my block" part in, to seem reasonable. Fuck them . Its Barack Obama!! , you God damn right wing bigots. You can pronounce it correctly JUST ONE TIME .... Ill still stand pat on McCain, Bush and Condy though, I like all of them. |
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